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 ZippoZ
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 i have court in an hour, so im going to drink beer and smoke weed till then..... 
#7459907 - 09/27/07 11:29 AM (16 years, 6 months ago) |
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yep.
its just for a traffic ticket, and im going to request a continuance, so really nothing is going to happen.....
should make it somewhat more bearable to sit through a million other cases being called.
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 zippoz
"in times of widespread chaos and confusion, it has been the duty of more advanced human beings - artists, scientists, clowns, and philosophers - to create order. In such times as ours however, when there is too much order, too much m management, too much programming and control, it becomes the duty of superior men and women and women to fling their favorite monkey wrenches into the machinery. To relieve the repression of the human spirit, they must sow doubt and disruption"
"People do it every day, they talk to themselves ... they see themselves as they'd like to be, they don't have the courage you have, to just run with it."
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indica
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Re: i have court in an hour, so im going to drink beer and smoke weed till then..... [Re: ZippoZ]
#7459929 - 09/27/07 11:32 AM (16 years, 6 months ago) |
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make sure you constantly go "...what?" and "uh"
dont forget to make pasty lip-smacking noises and have a big dumb grin on your face, just for extra effect.
Good luck
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demiu5
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Re: i have court in an hour, so im going to drink beer and smoke weed till then..... [Re: ZippoZ]
#7459932 - 09/27/07 11:32 AM (16 years, 6 months ago) |
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you're an idiot 
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channel your inner Larry David
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ZippoZ
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Loc: Pongyang, North Korea
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Re: i have court in an hour, so im going to drink beer and smoke weed till then..... [Re: indica]
#7459934 - 09/27/07 11:33 AM (16 years, 6 months ago) |
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lots of gum chewing and cologne.
im all ready loosing my license for a dui anyways, so it dosent really matter what happens with this ticket
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PEACE
zippoz
"in times of widespread chaos and confusion, it has been the duty of more advanced human beings - artists, scientists, clowns, and philosophers - to create order. In such times as ours however, when there is too much order, too much m management, too much programming and control, it becomes the duty of superior men and women and women to fling their favorite monkey wrenches into the machinery. To relieve the repression of the human spirit, they must sow doubt and disruption"
"People do it every day, they talk to themselves ... they see themselves as they'd like to be, they don't have the courage you have, to just run with it."
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indica
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Re: i have court in an hour, so im going to drink beer and smoke weed till then..... [Re: ZippoZ]
#7459938 - 09/27/07 11:33 AM (16 years, 6 months ago) |
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make sure you LOL at the judge
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 QuantumMeltdown
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Re: i have court in an hour, so im going to drink beer and smoke weed till then..... [Re: ZippoZ]
#7459965 - 09/27/07 11:39 AM (16 years, 6 months ago) |
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how many duis you have now zippoz? I got three arrests two convictions and a five year revocation can you say drinking problem?
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-QuantumMeltdown
Total abstinence is so excellent a thing that it cannot be carried to too great an extent. In my passion for it I even carry it so far as to totally abstain from total abstinence itself.
-Mark Twain
"The time has come the walrus said, little oysters hide their heads, my Twain of thought is loosely bound I guess its time to Mark this down, Be good and you will be lonesome
Be lonesome and you will be free
Live a lie and you will live to regret it
That's what livin' is to me
That's what livin' is to me"
Jimmy Buffett
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AlCapwn
ID Reset, take that subpoena
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Re: i have court in an hour, so im going to drink beer and smoke weed till then..... [Re: ZippoZ]
#7459978 - 09/27/07 11:41 AM (16 years, 6 months ago) |
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Paint your face black, and when the judge gets pissed about it, call him a racist.
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Huuuuurrrrrr!
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ZippoZ
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Posts: 13,227
Loc: Pongyang, North Korea
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Re: i have court in an hour, so im going to drink beer and smoke weed till then..... [Re: QuantumMeltdown]
#7460002 - 09/27/07 11:48 AM (16 years, 6 months ago) |
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i have one dui pending trial, and a 6 month suspension because i refused to blow into the breathalyser.
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zippoz
"in times of widespread chaos and confusion, it has been the duty of more advanced human beings - artists, scientists, clowns, and philosophers - to create order. In such times as ours however, when there is too much order, too much m management, too much programming and control, it becomes the duty of superior men and women and women to fling their favorite monkey wrenches into the machinery. To relieve the repression of the human spirit, they must sow doubt and disruption"
"People do it every day, they talk to themselves ... they see themselves as they'd like to be, they don't have the courage you have, to just run with it."
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RandalFlagg
Stranger
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Re: i have court in an hour, so im going to drink beer and smoke weed till then..... [Re: ZippoZ]
#7460012 - 09/27/07 11:52 AM (16 years, 6 months ago) |
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Judge: "Do you understand the charges against you?"
Nomad: "Huh? What were we talking about?"
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ZippoZ
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Loc: Pongyang, North Korea
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Re: i have court in an hour, so im going to drink beer and smoke weed till then..... [Re: RandalFlagg]
#7460032 - 09/27/07 11:57 AM (16 years, 6 months ago) |
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haha, you might not believe it, but i have a very level head about me at most all times, regardless of how drunk.stoned.tired i might be.
believe me, if you had to sit through a court session in chicago, a highly over crowded court system where you have to wait 2 hours before you even get called, the first time, then have to wait 2 hours after that to actually pay, you would understand why im gettin' all baked about it.
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PEACE
zippoz
"in times of widespread chaos and confusion, it has been the duty of more advanced human beings - artists, scientists, clowns, and philosophers - to create order. In such times as ours however, when there is too much order, too much m management, too much programming and control, it becomes the duty of superior men and women and women to fling their favorite monkey wrenches into the machinery. To relieve the repression of the human spirit, they must sow doubt and disruption"
"People do it every day, they talk to themselves ... they see themselves as they'd like to be, they don't have the courage you have, to just run with it."
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StrandedVoyager
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Re: i have court in an hour, so im going to drink beer and smoke weed till then..... [Re: ZippoZ]
#7460079 - 09/27/07 12:09 PM (16 years, 6 months ago) |
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Dude you still have time to construct a big cross out of wood or cardboard... just strap that on your back when you walk into court and constantly scream about being persecuted. Guaranteed to get a laugh and the judge will dismiss all charges. Be sure to wear nothing but a diaper... that's key
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WakeboardrB
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Re: i have court in an hour, so im going to drink beer and smoke weed till then..... [Re: ZippoZ]
#7460081 - 09/27/07 12:09 PM (16 years, 6 months ago) |
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I thought you said you were going to quit drinking. 
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Same thing happened to me when I played Neil Armstrong in Moonshot. They found me in an alley in Burbank trying to re-enter the earth's atmosphere in an old refrigerator box.
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RandalFlagg
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Re: i have court in an hour, so im going to drink beer and smoke weed till then..... [Re: WakeboardrB]
#7460105 - 09/27/07 12:16 PM (16 years, 6 months ago) |
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Quote:
WakeboardrB said:
I thought you said you were going to quit drinking.
Woah...that's just irrational.
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QuantumMeltdown
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Re: i have court in an hour, so im going to drink beer and smoke weed till then..... [Re: WakeboardrB]
#7460106 - 09/27/07 12:16 PM (16 years, 6 months ago) |
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Thats what I said after my third dui but its hard to make things stick.
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-QuantumMeltdown
Total abstinence is so excellent a thing that it cannot be carried to too great an extent. In my passion for it I even carry it so far as to totally abstain from total abstinence itself.
-Mark Twain
"The time has come the walrus said, little oysters hide their heads, my Twain of thought is loosely bound I guess its time to Mark this down, Be good and you will be lonesome
Be lonesome and you will be free
Live a lie and you will live to regret it
That's what livin' is to me
That's what livin' is to me"
Jimmy Buffett
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ZippoZ
Knomadic
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Posts: 13,227
Loc: Pongyang, North Korea
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Re: i have court in an hour, so im going to drink beer and smoke weed till then..... [Re: QuantumMeltdown]
#7460395 - 09/27/07 01:41 PM (16 years, 6 months ago) |
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well, thanks to illinois complete lack of accurate information, i was given supervision on my speeding ticket.
solely because the last recorded ticket they had for me was over 3 years ago... lucky the pending dui wasnt on there.
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zippoz
"in times of widespread chaos and confusion, it has been the duty of more advanced human beings - artists, scientists, clowns, and philosophers - to create order. In such times as ours however, when there is too much order, too much m management, too much programming and control, it becomes the duty of superior men and women and women to fling their favorite monkey wrenches into the machinery. To relieve the repression of the human spirit, they must sow doubt and disruption"
"People do it every day, they talk to themselves ... they see themselves as they'd like to be, they don't have the courage you have, to just run with it."
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