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OfflinePsy Baba
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MOTHER OF.......Salvia just saved my life.
    #7458109 - 09/26/07 10:57 PM (16 years, 6 months ago)

So here is the setting. A few of my friends and I are just sitting around and a couple decide to smoke some Salvia. They do that and sit back.

I then decide a guy I know has never tried it and has hooked me up with tons of bowls so I call him and tell him to come over.

He came over and lady salvia turned him upside down, he was not expecting that at all, and I gave him tons of warnings.

Anyways, So he brought some very nice chronic over with him as well and we all smoked that (about 5 of us). Got us all very stoned.

After a little chit chat he decides he has to go because of more dealing business.

As he opens up my door to leave we all hear 3 loud bangs similar to gun shots or loud fire crackers. A little shookin still not knowing what the sounds were we forgot about it.

Now just sitting around chilling there is a knock at the door. (nobody ever knocks). So we assumed it was my girls parents (who live 2 houses down).

I wisper to people to pick up our shit. (Bong, 2 pipes, ganja, hookah, Shroom box, and cacti).

I open up the door and there stand 2 police officers. My heart shattered into 14354353987 peices.

he asked "you have a minute". I said sure and walked outside. Opon leaving I close my door behind me, in which he opens right back up.

At that point I knew I was fucked, I was fucked good.

He says "Did you happen to know anything about some loud noises?"

I told him exactly what we heard and he says "What is that baggie on the floor" Pointing his flashlight into my house.

I said "Just some Salvia Divinorum sir, Alex go grab the bag for me" (Alex is my good friend).

So alex brings it out and the cop says "So what does it do"

I explain the effects to the best of my ability in complete honesty.

The cop says "there sure is an oder in the air, what have you guys been doing?"

I said "well sir we have been smoking salvia"

After a little more chat about the salvia he says "Well I came here tonight to ask about something else, so I will leave you guys be. If you are going to be smoking stuff like that you should have a license for it." And left.

I am still trying to get my heart to slow down. I had a shot of captain morgon and it helped a little.

Thank god for a bag of salvia laying around.


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Re: MOTHER OF.......Salvia just saved my life. [Re: Psy Baba]
    #7458120 - 09/26/07 11:00 PM (16 years, 6 months ago)

lucky you. next time, use the peekhole.


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Re: MOTHER OF.......Salvia just saved my life. [Re: Psy Baba]
    #7458123 - 09/26/07 11:02 PM (16 years, 6 months ago)

:what:


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OfflinePsy Baba
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Re: MOTHER OF.......Salvia just saved my life. [Re: tiny_rabid_birds]
    #7458124 - 09/26/07 11:02 PM (16 years, 6 months ago)

Wish I had one :frown:


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Re: MOTHER OF.......Salvia just saved my life. [Re: Psy Baba]
    #7458126 - 09/26/07 11:02 PM (16 years, 6 months ago)

Sorry officer, I didn't know you had to have a license to inhale smoke from plant matter into your lungs. :rolleyes:

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Re: MOTHER OF.......Salvia just saved my life. [Re: Psy Baba]
    #7458128 - 09/26/07 11:03 PM (16 years, 6 months ago)

Although... if the baggie wasn't laying there at all, there would have been no questions asked. At most they could have said it smells like pot but if you're at home its pretty easy to keep them out of your house.

So they specifically knocked on your door to ask you if you knew anything about the noises from earlier?


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-The door.
-The door is closed.
-Why is the door closed?
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-Why DOES the door close!?

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Re: MOTHER OF.......Salvia just saved my life. [Re: StrandedVoyager]
    #7458129 - 09/26/07 11:03 PM (16 years, 6 months ago)

ahahahaha!!1!!1


nice avatar, stranded :wink:


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Re: MOTHER OF.......Salvia just saved my life. [Re: Psy Baba]
    #7458131 - 09/26/07 11:04 PM (16 years, 6 months ago)

yeah salvia sure helped that situation.  :rolleyes:

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OfflinePsy Baba
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Re: MOTHER OF.......Salvia just saved my life. [Re: roby000]
    #7458135 - 09/26/07 11:05 PM (16 years, 6 months ago)

It was an aiding factor to me. It confused em a little def. Cops around here don't know much about psyches.


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Re: MOTHER OF.......Salvia just saved my life. [Re: Psy Baba]
    #7458140 - 09/26/07 11:06 PM (16 years, 6 months ago)

Quote:

DNKYD said:
Sorry officer, I didn't know you had to have a license to inhale smoke from plant matter into your lungs. :rolleyes:


 

Being a smart ass to a cop, doesn't help at all.


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:cool: Fair is Fair :devil:

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Re: MOTHER OF.......Salvia just saved my life. [Re: Brainiac]
    #7458144 - 09/26/07 11:07 PM (16 years, 6 months ago)

How was I being a smart ass, we had been smoking salvia?

I was very up front with him. I feel I played it off very well. I was calm and collected, and I said nothing in a sarcastic tone.


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Re: MOTHER OF.......Salvia just saved my life. [Re: tiny_rabid_birds]
    #7458150 - 09/26/07 11:09 PM (16 years, 6 months ago)

Quote:

tiny_rabid_birds said:
ahahahaha!!1!!1


nice avatar, stranded :wink:




Thanks man... I've been feeling the avatar envy as of late with everyone having these kick ass avatars and me having a lousy pixelated image of Jim Craig... but feel the power of the bunny.

But back to the story... it didn't make a whole lot of sense to me and now that officer knows that people inside that house do psychedelic drugs. What were the three bangs?


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Re: MOTHER OF.......Salvia just saved my life. [Re: Psy Baba]
    #7458155 - 09/26/07 11:11 PM (16 years, 6 months ago)

suspicious noises + suspicious baggies + admitted use of an 'unkown' substance = number one suspect. you.

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Re: MOTHER OF.......Salvia just saved my life. [Re: Psy Baba]
    #7458156 - 09/26/07 11:11 PM (16 years, 6 months ago)

Sorry, I didn't add the quote from the right person or reply to the right person.


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Re: MOTHER OF.......Salvia just saved my life. [Re: Psy Baba]
    #7458157 - 09/26/07 11:12 PM (16 years, 6 months ago)

So.. what were the loud noises?

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Re: MOTHER OF.......Salvia just saved my life. [Re: InsaneMaryJane]
    #7458165 - 09/26/07 11:14 PM (16 years, 6 months ago)

Nobody knows. May have been guns, but this town is so small I doubt it. I am guessing punk kids with firecrackers.

Yes we admitted to doing psyches, but see, In the conversation he asked were one would get it. I explain that it was legal and available all over.


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Re: MOTHER OF.......Salvia just saved my life. [Re: InsaneMaryJane]
    #7458169 - 09/26/07 11:15 PM (16 years, 6 months ago)

Yeah... when I'm smoking pot, doing drugs, or engaging in illegal activities, I'm usually pretty inquisitive in matters such as things that sound like gunshots right outside my door... especially when one of my friends just walked outside...


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Re: MOTHER OF.......Salvia just saved my life. [Re: StrandedVoyager]
    #7458173 - 09/26/07 11:16 PM (16 years, 6 months ago)

I would say it sounded at least a quarter mile away. I thought of it as no big deal.

It was 3 bangs in a rhythmic order.


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Re: MOTHER OF.......Salvia just saved my life. [Re: Psy Baba]
    #7458182 - 09/26/07 11:19 PM (16 years, 6 months ago)

Quote:

DuNeRaVeR said:
I would say it sounded at least a quarter mile away. I thought of it as no big deal.

It was 3 bangs in a rhythmic order.




Ah my mistake


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Re: MOTHER OF.......Salvia just saved my life. [Re: StrandedVoyager]
    #7458297 - 09/26/07 11:52 PM (16 years, 6 months ago)

he asked "you have a minute". I said sure and walked outside. Opon leaving I close my door behind me, in which he opens right back up.


so you just let him open the door back up? Why didnt you say, "You do not have permission to open the door."


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