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OfflinePledge2Educate
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So fucking pissed
    #7453587 - 09/25/07 09:45 PM (16 years, 6 months ago)

My puppy Ginger Trip destroyed my $2900 Alienware Aurora laptop.
Chewed the power cord to hell, destroyed the keyboard, and short
circuited the cpu by pissing on it.

I'm so fucking pissed off, I don't even know what to do.

How in the hell should I explain that one to Alienware?

I'm covered for drop and accidental malfunction, but I don't know
how I'd explain this one.


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GGreatOne234 said:
I've never come across a cow pasture in
Florida that did not have No Trespassing signs.
Those signs mean stay the f away.

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OfflineShroomieGirl
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Re: So fucking pissed [Re: Pledge2Educate]
    #7453604 - 09/25/07 09:49 PM (16 years, 6 months ago)

haha... wow... i am soo sorry... that sucks so bad

..i guess try and explain that while you were tripping one day, you were gnawing on the power cord because it turned into a big bowl of spaghetti when your dog spilled a cup of water that was sitting on the desk. The water flooded the computer, and shortly after, it died.

:shrug:  accidents happen


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Re: So fucking pissed [Re: Pledge2Educate]
    #7453605 - 09/25/07 09:49 PM (16 years, 6 months ago)

"After my puppy got done checking her e-mails she chewed through the power cable, fucked my keyboard up, dropped it, and then pissed all over it!"

:shrug:

that sucks ass, man
sorry to hear about that

but hopefully that story will work out for you


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OfflineDoorsFan
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Re: So fucking pissed [Re: dirtworshipper]
    #7453619 - 09/25/07 09:56 PM (16 years, 6 months ago)

Have you ever seen Old Yeller?


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Re: So fucking pissed [Re: Pledge2Educate]
    #7453620 - 09/25/07 09:56 PM (16 years, 6 months ago)

I think all insurance policies specifically exclude damage caused by animals.

I know my house insurance and the purchase protection on visa excludes animal damage.

I guess check your policy? If it doesn't cover it, maybe set it on fire and say it short circuited?


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Re: So fucking pissed [Re: FondaCox]
    #7453628 - 09/25/07 09:59 PM (16 years, 6 months ago)

put some ice in her ass and pussy.

that'll learn 'er

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OfflinePledge2Educate
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Re: So fucking pissed [Re: FondaCox]
    #7453630 - 09/25/07 09:59 PM (16 years, 6 months ago)

It does, it excludes damage caused by animals.
I want to kill the fucking dog, but then the
SPCA would be all over my ass.

Well, atleast I still have my PC, but god damn,
that's a punch to the wallet to say the least.


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GGreatOne234 said:
I've never come across a cow pasture in
Florida that did not have No Trespassing signs.
Those signs mean stay the f away.

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Re: So fucking pissed [Re: Pledge2Educate]
    #7453636 - 09/25/07 10:02 PM (16 years, 6 months ago)

Just drop it from a 30 story building. Say it worked despite the dog chewing it, but the 30 story accidental drop ruined everything.


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Re: So fucking pissed [Re: AlCapwn]
    #7453641 - 09/25/07 10:03 PM (16 years, 6 months ago)

Alienware has undercover agents that monitor Shroomery in attempt to foil insurance fraud.


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Re: So fucking pissed [Re: FondaCox]
    #7453644 - 09/25/07 10:04 PM (16 years, 6 months ago)

I guess, we know what you dog thanks about Alienware laptops.

Maybe you renters insurance, will cover it.


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Re: So fucking pissed [Re: AlCapwn]
    #7453648 - 09/25/07 10:05 PM (16 years, 6 months ago)

Well if setting it on fire is not an option,

Mail it to yourself and insure it.

Just make sure it never arrives....;)


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Re: So fucking pissed [Re: FondaCox]
    #7453651 - 09/25/07 10:06 PM (16 years, 6 months ago)

Quote:

FondaCox said:
Well if setting it on fire is not an option,

Mail it to yourself and insure it.

Just make sure it never arrives....;)




That was in a Seinfeld episode, and it went terribly wrong.


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OfflinePledge2Educate
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Re: So fucking pissed [Re: Brainiac]
    #7453659 - 09/25/07 10:09 PM (16 years, 6 months ago)

Quote:

Brainiac said:
I guess, we know what you dog thanks about Alienware laptops.

Maybe you renters insurance, will cover it.




If by renters insurance, you mean being a tenant, no
that won't even cover it, I'm not suppose to have animals.

I'm just completely fucked.


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GGreatOne234 said:
I've never come across a cow pasture in
Florida that did not have No Trespassing signs.
Those signs mean stay the f away.

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Re: So fucking pissed [Re: Pledge2Educate]
    #7453681 - 09/25/07 10:14 PM (16 years, 6 months ago)

I should have been a writer for Seinfeld then!

But seriously, how about you fake a break in for the renters insurance?

It's covered by renters insurance if it was stolen in the commission of a felony isn't it?


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Re: So fucking pissed [Re: Pledge2Educate]
    #7453689 - 09/25/07 10:15 PM (16 years, 6 months ago)

Maybe tell Alienware that you dropped it in a puddle and that would explain the CPU short circuiting and keyboard damage.


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Re: So fucking pissed [Re: DoorsFan]
    #7453696 - 09/25/07 10:17 PM (16 years, 6 months ago)

Pay one of your friends to break in and to steal it...


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OfflinePledge2Educate
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Re: So fucking pissed [Re: Brainiac]
    #7453708 - 09/25/07 10:21 PM (16 years, 6 months ago)

Now that's feasable, especially with as dumb as Florida police are. :grin:


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GGreatOne234 said:
I've never come across a cow pasture in
Florida that did not have No Trespassing signs.
Those signs mean stay the f away.

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Re: So fucking pissed [Re: Pledge2Educate]
    #7453778 - 09/25/07 10:41 PM (16 years, 6 months ago)

You PAID for an Alienware computer!? Holy crap, I'd be pissed too if I got ripped off that bad.


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Re: So fucking pissed [Re: Pledge2Educate]
    #7453790 - 09/25/07 10:43 PM (16 years, 6 months ago)

Quote:

Pledge2Educate said:
How in the hell should I explain that one to Alienware?




Tell them "My dog ate it."

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Re: So fucking pissed [Re: FondaCox]
    #7453793 - 09/25/07 10:44 PM (16 years, 6 months ago)

Quote:

FondaCox said:
I think all insurance policies specifically exclude damage caused by animals.

I know my house insurance and the purchase protection on visa excludes animal damage.

I guess check your policy? If it doesn't cover it, maybe set it on fire and say it short circuited?




So if your dog went out and bought a bunch of shit with your credit card you'd be fucked?


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