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Apollyphelion
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Mountain Dew-Trip Report 1
#7150934 - 07/09/07 12:00 PM (16 years, 8 months ago) |
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Height:5'8'' Weight:155 lbs
Time: 1:33 pm: I was excited to recieve my can of dew, wrapped up in a ziplock baggy; I had gotten a quarter of Mountain Dew, and decided if I was gonna do the Dew, I was gonna do it all. I opened the can, arms shaking as the metal edge pressed against my lips.
The liquid tasted really sugary, and kind of like mung. Yet I was intrigued by its disgusting delicacy.
T: 1:45 What the hell! I'm not feeling shit. I hope I didn't get bunk Dew. This is usually Mountain Thunder, or other cheap imitation brand re-inserted into spent cans:-(
T: 2:11Pm My eyes are dialted, I'm sweating profusely; The intense come up is comparable to Ayahuasca, easily. It's still not to difficult to type, but it does feel like a green tidal wave is eventually gonna come out of my head.
T: 2:35pm 2 hard 2 type, lolz.. OMG .Ifell fuck.
T: 007:00pm Woooooaaaahhh! I DID THE DEW!! That was hella intense, dude! Woooaaahh!!! During my peak, I hallucinated skyboarding to the music of blind melon while trading pokemon cards while the theme song of All That looped in my head; I couldn't imagine I.V.ing this shit! Banging this shit would be like a complete 1990's relapse, complete with Men In Black neuralizing effect. (see Erowid.org) The peak lasted for about 4 hours, with me alternating between a random extreme sport, or some 4 Non Blondes? music...The rest is pretty vague. I'm glad I'm alive, to be honest.
T: 007:22 Well I'm pretty much down; Terrible hangover, arms and legs still shaking; Spontaneous breast growth and green burning piss. I'd compare the comedown some where in between High Grade Smack and Datura extract, so it sucks bad. My penis also hurts, probably because I may have been punching it during the peak.
Time to dose again!! Woooaahhh! Do the Dew!!
It is a puzzle, IT is not fair.
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Edited by Apollyphelion (07/09/07 12:03 PM)
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CaptainLinger
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Sounds intense! PM me for a trade? Street price?
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The_Ghost
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Drugs are my AntiDew.
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adrug
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haha! I do the dew every morning. Its the only way I can stay awake during work.
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Apollyphelion
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Yeah man, my shit is real. I sell it for 90 bucks a DewBall. Should get you and 4 friends off. It's only cut by three hands...pretty damn pure. I think its cut with sam's choice and vault and a lil crack.
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JonnyOnTheSpot
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Quote:
Apollyphelion said: Height:5'8'' Weight:155 lbs
Time: 1:33 pm: I was excited to recieve my can of dew, wrapped up in a ziplock baggy; I had gotten a quarter of Mountain Dew, and decided if I was gonna do the Dew, I was gonna do it all. I opened the can, arms shaking as the metal edge pressed against my lips.
The liquid tasted really sugary, and kind of like mung. Yet I was intrigued by its disgusting delicacy.
T: 1:45 What the hell! I'm not feeling shit. I hope I didn't get bunk Dew. This is usually Mountain Thunder, or other cheap imitation brand re-inserted into spent cans:-(
T: 2:11Pm My eyes are dialted, I'm sweating profusely; The intense come up is comparable to Ayahuasca, easily. It's still not to difficult to type, but it does feel like a green tidal wave is eventually gonna come out of my head.
T: 2:35pm 2 hard 2 type, lolz.. OMG .Ifell fuck.
T: 007:00pm Woooooaaaahhh! I DID THE DEW!! That was hella intense, dude! Woooaaahh!!! During my peak, I hallucinated skyboarding to the music of blind melon while trading pokemon cards while the theme song of All That looped in my head; I couldn't imagine I.V.ing this shit! Banging this shit would be like a complete 1990's relapse, complete with Men In Black neuralizing effect. (see Erowid.org) The peak lasted for about 4 hours, with me alternating between a random extreme sport, or some 4 Non Blondes? music...The rest is pretty vague. I'm glad I'm alive, to be honest.
T: 007:22 Well I'm pretty much down; Terrible hangover, arms and legs still shaking; Spontaneous breast growth and green burning piss. I'd compare the comedown some where in between High Grade Smack and Datura extract, so it sucks bad. My penis also hurts, probably because I may have been punching it during the peak.
Time to dose again!! Woooaahhh! Do the Dew!!
It is a puzzle, IT is not fair.
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Apollyphelion
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Thank you sir...you want any Dew? I just Re-Upped, I got the good shit.
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CaptainLinger
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90 bucks a DewBall? You sure it's the real deal? I used to pay 150, and a lot of times it tasted like pure Sprite.
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JonnyOnTheSpot
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nah man...last time i dewed out i thought i was dan cortez for a week...bad shit...
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Apollyphelion
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LOL!
You used to pay 150 bucks, where you gettin' that shit? The motherfuckin' bronx, nigga? Hell yeah that shit is cut with sprite. Although U heard sprite has strictnine in it, so it make u trip ballz homie.
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Quote:
Apollyphelion said: Height:5'8'' Weight:155 lbs
Time: 1:33 pm: I was excited to recieve my can of dew, wrapped up in a ziplock baggy; I had gotten a quarter of Mountain Dew, and decided if I was gonna do the Dew, I was gonna do it all. I opened the can, arms shaking as the metal edge pressed against my lips.
The liquid tasted really sugary, and kind of like mung. Yet I was intrigued by its disgusting delicacy.
T: 1:45 What the hell! I'm not feeling shit. I hope I didn't get bunk Dew. This is usually Mountain Thunder, or other cheap imitation brand re-inserted into spent cans:-(
T: 2:11Pm My eyes are dialted, I'm sweating profusely; The intense come up is comparable to Ayahuasca, easily. It's still not to difficult to type, but it does feel like a green tidal wave is eventually gonna come out of my head.
T: 2:35pm 2 hard 2 type, lolz.. OMG .Ifell fuck.
T: 007:00pm Woooooaaaahhh! I DID THE DEW!! That was hella intense, dude! Woooaaahh!!! During my peak, I hallucinated skyboarding to the music of blind melon while trading pokemon cards while the theme song of All That looped in my head; I couldn't imagine I.V.ing this shit! Banging this shit would be like a complete 1990's relapse, complete with Men In Black neuralizing effect. (see Erowid.org) The peak lasted for about 4 hours, with me alternating between a random extreme sport, or some 4 Non Blondes? music...The rest is pretty vague. I'm glad I'm alive, to be honest.
T: 007:22 Well I'm pretty much down; Terrible hangover, arms and legs still shaking; Spontaneous breast growth and green burning piss. I'd compare the comedown some where in between High Grade Smack and Datura extract, so it sucks bad. My penis also hurts, probably because I may have been punching it during the peak.
Time to dose again!! Woooaahhh! Do the Dew!!
It is a puzzle, IT is not fair.
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Quote:
Apollyphelion said:
T: 007:00pm Woooooaaaahhh! I DID THE DEW!! That was hella intense, dude! Woooaaahh!!!
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Apollyphelion
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Re: Mountain Dew-Trip Report [Re: WhiskeyClone]
#7151069 - 07/09/07 12:34 PM (16 years, 8 months ago) |
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Thank you, kindly, Mr. Whiskey Clone. You wanna shoot up some Dew with me sometime? I got the Columbian shit. Nice and pure and green!
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WhiskeyClone
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I don't fuck around with that shit, you junkie
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Apollyphelion
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Re: Mountain Dew-Trip Report [Re: WhiskeyClone]
#7151094 - 07/09/07 12:41 PM (16 years, 8 months ago) |
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LOL. Frankly, I.V. needles slightly shock and disturbe me.
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CaptainLinger
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Yeah, I just snort Dew. Sure does hurt, though.
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Apollyphelion
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On Iamshaman.com you can but Mountain Dew extract. It's basically Yellow 5 cut with Lime powder. Is that what you use?
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CaptainLinger
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Well it goes in easier if you cut it with powdered sugar. The sugar acts as a MAOI, too, making for RELIGIOUS TRIPS.
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Apollyphelion
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LMAO. sugar as a MAOI...that's funny you said that because I was reading on here the other day about how fatty foods potentiate Ayahuasca. Ever drink that stuff?
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CaptainLinger
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Nah, never done DMT ever. I think Aya uses harmaline something like that for the MAOI?
I'm several horrific trips past trying to blow my mind I like to eat some mushrooms, try not to barf, and go think about life for a while. College is done.
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