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The Crow
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The Cheesecake Theory
#7145532 - 07/08/07 08:28 AM (16 years, 8 months ago) |
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I have my own religion in which I worship and pray to a deity called The Cheesecake. My followers do so too. We deny the existence of God, only accept The Cheesecake. For you see, The Cheesecake states that all who deny the power spirit, and existence of The Cheesecake shall go to Hell when they die, and suffer in the eternal pits of hellfire. However, if you follow the rules and ways of The Cheesecake, you simply rot in the earth when you die, but do not suffer. Therefore it is more logical to be a follower of The Cheesecake than it is to be a follower of God. Now I ask you, is it worth it to deny the Cheesecake and end up burning for eternity? No! Is it worth it to take that chance? No! It is clearly more logical to worship The Cheesecake, and simply die when we die, because we lose nothing, whereas he who denies The Cheesecake has everything to lose.
Isn't this obvious? That is why The Cheesecake religion is truly superior, because it is in accordance with logic.
my version of Pascel's wager
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PhanTomCat
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Re: The Cheesecake Theory [Re: The Crow]
#7153465 - 07/09/07 08:45 PM (16 years, 8 months ago) |
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I believe that "The Cheesecake" to be a good follow-up to "The Flying Spaghetti Monster"....
ONLY because there isn't an ice cream deity, yet.... HHHhhhhhmmmmmmm....
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MushroomTrip
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Re: The Cheesecake Theory [Re: PhanTomCat]
#7153488 - 07/09/07 08:50 PM (16 years, 8 months ago) |
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Did anyone mention Ice Cream?
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PhanTomCat
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I think I'ma feel the power of the Tin Roof Sundae in a little bit....
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MushroomTrip
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Re: The Cheesecake Theory [Re: PhanTomCat]
#7153543 - 07/09/07 09:00 PM (16 years, 8 months ago) |
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Stoners & ice cream
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The Crow
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Re: The Cheesecake Theory [Re: The Crow]
#7153572 - 07/09/07 09:05 PM (16 years, 8 months ago) |
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Wow you guys so totally and completely missed my point.
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MushroomTrip
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Re: The Cheesecake Theory [Re: The Crow]
#7153592 - 07/09/07 09:09 PM (16 years, 8 months ago) |
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Hey, we're stoners and we believe in the power of the holy ice cream
YOU missed OUR point!
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Re: The Cheesecake Theory [Re: The Crow]
#7153600 - 07/09/07 09:10 PM (16 years, 8 months ago) |
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Quote:
The Crow said: Wow you guys so totally and completely missed my point.
Sometimes being dumb is reward in itself.
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PhanTomCat
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Re: The Cheesecake Theory [Re: The Crow]
#7153627 - 07/09/07 09:16 PM (16 years, 8 months ago) |
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Quote:
The Crow said: Wow you guys so totally and completely missed my point.
Yeah, just clowning around, a little....
Ok, serious question..... Is your temple of worship refrigerated....?
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Re: The Cheesecake Theory [Re: PhanTomCat]
#7153714 - 07/09/07 09:31 PM (16 years, 8 months ago) |
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Is your temple of worship refrigerated....?
And do you worship With or Without the Strawberries?
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Re: The Cheesecake Theory [Re: Diploid]
#7153730 - 07/09/07 09:34 PM (16 years, 8 months ago) |
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*a CROWN of strawberries....!
>^;;^<
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Re: The Cheesecake Theory [Re: PhanTomCat]
#7153954 - 07/09/07 10:18 PM (16 years, 8 months ago) |
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Fookin' heathens!
True Cheesecakians know that Blueberry is the only sacred topping.
And after his fast, the Lord went unto the mountain and prayed; and lo and behold it doth rain down berries of blue and his thirst and hunger were quenched, and he gave thanks to the Father.
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The Crow
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Re: The Cheesecake Theory [Re: The Crow]
#7154371 - 07/09/07 11:35 PM (16 years, 8 months ago) |
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goddammit, you guys
You're all just jealous of my wicked-brilliant super-awesome divinely clever sly shrewd ultra mega magnificent ingenius anology.
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Booby
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Re: The Cheesecake Theory [Re: The Crow]
#7155143 - 07/10/07 05:15 AM (16 years, 8 months ago) |
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moo!
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Re: The Cheesecake Theory [Re: Booby]
#7155514 - 07/10/07 08:29 AM (16 years, 8 months ago) |
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this clown is as smart as they come
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