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makaveli8x8
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infrared eye implants
#7097673 - 06/27/07 04:31 AM (16 years, 8 months ago) |
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So tomorrow I will be the first American to get this put in. Ive had bad vision for a long time so when I heard about this I said what the hell I'll give it a shot.
Apparently they were looking for volunteers anyways. Also I have been visited by the FBY. They seem to want to hire me to scope out houses for possible grows.
They say since this is a medical enhancement that they will no longer need search warrants to scan houses. So it sounds to me that I will be a major asset, at least until they start getting these implants themselves.
Apparently they needed a civilian at first,rather than a member of the squad as it would raise allot of eyebrows and could lead quickly to a new law on implants and scanning houses.
anyways I thought you guys might find this engaging
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Re: infrared eye implants [Re: makaveli8x8]
#7097755 - 06/27/07 05:50 AM (16 years, 8 months ago) |
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I have a bionic penis!
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boomer q
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Re: infrared eye implants [Re: Le_Canard]
#7098021 - 06/27/07 08:32 AM (16 years, 8 months ago) |
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that sounds like BS to me, implants for scanning houses? why not just use a scope, theyve made devices for many a year that allow you to see IR without risking your eyes....
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Re: infrared eye implants [Re: makaveli8x8]
#7098022 - 06/27/07 08:33 AM (16 years, 8 months ago) |
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Quote:
makaveli8x8 said: Apparently they were looking for volunteers anyways. Also I have been visited by the FBY.
The Federal Bureau of You're Really Bad At Making Things Up?
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Re: infrared eye implants [Re: boomer q]
#7098029 - 06/27/07 08:36 AM (16 years, 8 months ago) |
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boomer q said: that sounds like BS to me, implants for scanning houses? why not just use a scope, theyve made devices for many a year that allow you to see IR without risking your eyes....
So if your dick stopped working you'd rather just carry around a dildo rather than get a new surgery to fix it?
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Quote:
OneMoreRobot3021 said:
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makaveli8x8 said: Apparently they were looking for volunteers anyways. Also I have been visited by the FBY.
The Federal Bureau of You're Really Bad At Making Things Up?
Haha
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Quote:
OneMoreRobot3021 said:
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makaveli8x8 said: Apparently they were looking for volunteers anyways. Also I have been visited by the FBY.
The Federal Bureau of You're Really Bad At Making Things Up?
No, that'd be FBYRBMTU.
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Re: infrared eye implants [Re: makaveli8x8]
#7098292 - 06/27/07 10:10 AM (16 years, 8 months ago) |
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"hey corey." "yes corey?" "how 'bout a tall glass of shut the fuck up!"
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makaveli8x8
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Re: infrared eye implants [Re: jonom]
#7098641 - 06/27/07 12:34 PM (16 years, 8 months ago) |
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as I stated the scanners they currently use require a search order, however If I can "see" into there houses that don't exactly need one!
see?
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Re: infrared eye implants [Re: makaveli8x8]
#7098814 - 06/27/07 01:14 PM (16 years, 8 months ago) |
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Infrared doesn't allow you to see through walls. Infrared is simply just heat. You MIGHT be able to see through walls with a higher energy frequency like x-rays or gamma rays.
And yes, you are full of shit.
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GreenScreen
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Re: infrared eye implants [Re: VoidOfsPg]
#7098823 - 06/27/07 01:18 PM (16 years, 8 months ago) |
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Infrared is more than just heat. It wouldn't allow you to see through walls but you would be able to see in what would normally be complete darkness (absence of all normally visible light) as long as their is still infrared light.
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makaveli8x8
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Re: infrared eye implants [Re: GreenScreen]
#7102210 - 06/28/07 04:49 AM (16 years, 8 months ago) |
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dam this is pretty cool shit, im sitting here watching the sun raise its weird, as the sun comes up it makes it harder to see but its also warming things up...trippy to say the least
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Re: infrared eye implants [Re: makaveli8x8]
#7102214 - 06/28/07 04:52 AM (16 years, 8 months ago) |
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sure u are
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makaveli8x8
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for real i think they be aliens here, invisable to the naked eye but im not naked see?
i see them flying around at like lightning speed but i see their heat trails....there real tiny like a snake in the air.
maybe ufo is better word but still alien like
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Re: infrared eye implants [Re: makaveli8x8]
#7102507 - 06/28/07 08:17 AM (16 years, 8 months ago) |
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-------------------- Acid doesn't give you truths; it builds machines that push the envelope of perception. Whatever revelations came to me then have dissolved like skywriting. All I really know is that those few years saddled me with a faith in the redemptive potential of the imagination which, however flat, stale and unprofitable the world seems to me now, I cannot for the life of me shake. -Erik Davis
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Re: infrared eye implants [Re: makaveli8x8]
#7102599 - 06/28/07 09:05 AM (16 years, 8 months ago) |
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Quote:
makaveli8x8 said:
So it sounds to me that I will be a major ass
Sounds to me like that too. Couldn't help myself.
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makaveli8x8
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Re: infrared eye implants [Re: mushbaby]
#7103488 - 06/28/07 01:29 PM (16 years, 8 months ago) |
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-------------------- We were sent to hell for eternity Øh® We play on earth to pass the time Over-population the root of all Evil-brings the Elites Closer to the gates.
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