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OfflineJfisher
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advice needed:
    #6943323 - 05/20/07 03:56 PM (16 years, 10 months ago)

So last night I had a fiesta at my place with my neighbors and a bunch of their friends. Later on, my neighbor's sister comes over and at first glance she looks cute enough. Long story short, I woke up this morning to find her back at my place and she seems set on starting a relationship with me. Over the course of the night, I realized she's a crazy bitch. I want nothing to do with her, but I also don't want to hurt her and piss off her brother who lives upstairs. She wants to hang out with me tonight. Any ideas on how to handle this situation?


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Re: advice needed: [Re: Jfisher]
    #6943330 - 05/20/07 03:57 PM (16 years, 10 months ago)

tell her you're gay

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Re: advice needed: [Re: Atheist]
    #6943333 - 05/20/07 03:59 PM (16 years, 10 months ago)

Tell her you are not interested, thanks.

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Re: advice needed: [Re: Jfisher]
    #6943345 - 05/20/07 04:01 PM (16 years, 10 months ago)

Tell her your a free spirit, no way you want a steady anything.

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Re: advice needed: [Re: Jfisher]
    #6943352 - 05/20/07 04:04 PM (16 years, 10 months ago)

You don't really owe her anything. Unless you said stupid drunken things or got in her panties. In that case you might owe her a really simple apology... but I think this is where you just give her the cold shoulder and make yourself really unavailable.

You already got plans. So easy.


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Re: advice needed: [Re: CherryBom]
    #6943426 - 05/20/07 04:28 PM (16 years, 10 months ago)

I did say some stupid drunken things, and she was trying to get me in her pants, but I managed to stay out of them until she passed out on the couch.

I'm really just afraid of pissing off her brother. Thanks for the advice, I think I'm taking the wanting to be single after getting out of a long relationship approach. It's partly true anyway.


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Re: advice needed: [Re: Jfisher]
    #6943437 - 05/20/07 04:29 PM (16 years, 10 months ago)

Just tell her you are not interested in crazy bitches its not your thing.

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Re: advice needed: [Re: Jfisher]
    #6943446 - 05/20/07 04:32 PM (16 years, 10 months ago)

Ask for anal on the first date. If that doesn't work just up it to fisting, and scat.


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Re: advice needed: [Re: AlCapwn]
    #6943451 - 05/20/07 04:33 PM (16 years, 10 months ago)

CLEVELAND STEAMER!!!

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Re: advice needed: [Re: Jfisher]
    #6943469 - 05/20/07 04:39 PM (16 years, 10 months ago)

Fart.


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Re: advice needed: [Re: Jfisher]
    #6943490 - 05/20/07 04:43 PM (16 years, 10 months ago)

Piss on her!


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Re: advice needed: [Re: PopTop]
    #6943501 - 05/20/07 04:45 PM (16 years, 10 months ago)

Don't be silly.


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Re: advice needed: [Re: WhiskeyClone]
    #6943511 - 05/20/07 04:47 PM (16 years, 10 months ago)

Seriously, get her in bed and pee on her! She'll either love it, in which case you'll have a great new casual sex partner, or she'll run out of the house, either way problem solved!


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Re: advice needed: [Re: PopTop]
    #6943527 - 05/20/07 04:52 PM (16 years, 10 months ago)

Don't be silly.


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Re: advice needed: [Re: AlCapwn]
    #6943565 - 05/20/07 05:09 PM (16 years, 10 months ago)

:strokebeard:


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Re: advice needed: [Re: Jfisher]
    #6943814 - 05/20/07 06:34 PM (16 years, 10 months ago)

yeah i like capwns advice.


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