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Jfisher
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advice needed:
#6943323 - 05/20/07 03:56 PM (16 years, 10 months ago) |
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So last night I had a fiesta at my place with my neighbors and a bunch of their friends. Later on, my neighbor's sister comes over and at first glance she looks cute enough. Long story short, I woke up this morning to find her back at my place and she seems set on starting a relationship with me. Over the course of the night, I realized she's a crazy bitch. I want nothing to do with her, but I also don't want to hurt her and piss off her brother who lives upstairs. She wants to hang out with me tonight. Any ideas on how to handle this situation?
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Atheist
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Re: advice needed: [Re: Jfisher]
#6943330 - 05/20/07 03:57 PM (16 years, 10 months ago) |
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tell her you're gay
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myndreach
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Re: advice needed: [Re: Atheist]
#6943333 - 05/20/07 03:59 PM (16 years, 10 months ago) |
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Tell her you are not interested, thanks.
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rod
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Re: advice needed: [Re: Jfisher]
#6943345 - 05/20/07 04:01 PM (16 years, 10 months ago) |
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Tell her your a free spirit, no way you want a steady anything.
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CherryBom
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Re: advice needed: [Re: Jfisher]
#6943352 - 05/20/07 04:04 PM (16 years, 10 months ago) |
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You don't really owe her anything. Unless you said stupid drunken things or got in her panties. In that case you might owe her a really simple apology... but I think this is where you just give her the cold shoulder and make yourself really unavailable.
You already got plans. So easy.
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Jfisher
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Re: advice needed: [Re: CherryBom]
#6943426 - 05/20/07 04:28 PM (16 years, 10 months ago) |
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I did say some stupid drunken things, and she was trying to get me in her pants, but I managed to stay out of them until she passed out on the couch.
I'm really just afraid of pissing off her brother. Thanks for the advice, I think I'm taking the wanting to be single after getting out of a long relationship approach. It's partly true anyway.
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Tangerines
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Re: advice needed: [Re: Jfisher]
#6943437 - 05/20/07 04:29 PM (16 years, 10 months ago) |
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Just tell her you are not interested in crazy bitches its not your thing.
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AlCapwn
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Re: advice needed: [Re: Jfisher]
#6943446 - 05/20/07 04:32 PM (16 years, 10 months ago) |
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Ask for anal on the first date. If that doesn't work just up it to fisting, and scat.
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Tangerines
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Re: advice needed: [Re: AlCapwn]
#6943451 - 05/20/07 04:33 PM (16 years, 10 months ago) |
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CLEVELAND STEAMER!!!
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WhiskeyClone
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Re: advice needed: [Re: Jfisher]
#6943469 - 05/20/07 04:39 PM (16 years, 10 months ago) |
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Fart.
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PopTop
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Re: advice needed: [Re: Jfisher]
#6943490 - 05/20/07 04:43 PM (16 years, 10 months ago) |
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Piss on her!
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WhiskeyClone
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Re: advice needed: [Re: PopTop]
#6943501 - 05/20/07 04:45 PM (16 years, 10 months ago) |
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Don't be silly.
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PopTop
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Seriously, get her in bed and pee on her! She'll either love it, in which case you'll have a great new casual sex partner, or she'll run out of the house, either way problem solved!
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WhiskeyClone
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Re: advice needed: [Re: PopTop]
#6943527 - 05/20/07 04:52 PM (16 years, 10 months ago) |
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Don't be silly.
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Jfisher
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Re: advice needed: [Re: AlCapwn]
#6943565 - 05/20/07 05:09 PM (16 years, 10 months ago) |
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Re: advice needed: [Re: Jfisher]
#6943814 - 05/20/07 06:34 PM (16 years, 10 months ago) |
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yeah i like capwns advice.
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