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InvisibleFlop Johnson
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Should I beat the puppies?
    #6942688 - 05/20/07 12:40 PM (16 years, 10 months ago)

I've got 2, 7 week old Lab/Pointer puppies that won't shut the fuck up, they are fed and healthy - should I beat them or let them whine till they get worn out?

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Re: Should I beat the puppies? [Re: Flop Johnson]
    #6942698 - 05/20/07 12:43 PM (16 years, 10 months ago)

squirt them with water each time they whine? eventually they'll learn to stop.

i'm never really one to condone beating puppies though.


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Re: Should I beat the puppies? [Re: Flop Johnson]
    #6942705 - 05/20/07 12:44 PM (16 years, 10 months ago)

Club them like they are baby seals. Then sell them for their fur.

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Re: Should I beat the puppies? [Re: tiny_rabid_birds]
    #6942712 - 05/20/07 12:46 PM (16 years, 10 months ago)

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tiny_rabid_birds said:
squirt them with water each time they whine? eventually they'll learn to stop.

i'm never really one to condone beating puppies though.




I don't have a water bottle, maybe I should get a remote shock collar.

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Re: Should I beat the puppies? [Re: Flop Johnson]
    #6942719 - 05/20/07 12:51 PM (16 years, 10 months ago)

Maybe a formal puppy beating poll? just kidding. Sometimes putting a cheap radio in their pen set at a low volume can sooth them.


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Re: Should I beat the puppies? [Re: Riboflavin]
    #6942725 - 05/20/07 12:53 PM (16 years, 10 months ago)

Listen long-hairs get your new-age hippie dog training techniques out of here, we need brutal enforcement so it sticks in their memory :tongue:

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Re: Should I beat the puppies? [Re: Flop Johnson]
    #6942771 - 05/20/07 01:09 PM (16 years, 10 months ago)

eh don't beat them. When they whine, just pop them in the face, they will eventually learn. But don't beat them to nothing.


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Re: Should I beat the puppies? [Re: aDoS]
    #6942799 - 05/20/07 01:23 PM (16 years, 10 months ago)

every time they yell pull some of their teeth out.


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Re: Should I beat the puppies? [Re: aDoS]
    #6942841 - 05/20/07 01:35 PM (16 years, 10 months ago)

I've heard of putting clock in the pin.

http://www.dogstartraining.com/faq.html

How do I stop my puppy from crying in the crate at night?
A: The ONLY way to stop the barking in the crate is to ignore it! It can be very difficult to do, but it is necessary. Anything you say to the puppy; good or bad, the pup is getting the attention he/she is craving, in turn, making the behavior worse. Once you have complete quiet, let the puppy out of the crate. In time, your puppy will learn that quiet is what gets him/her out.


Hear is some more hints
http://sg.answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20061013123106AAyr4rn


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Re: Should I beat the puppies? [Re: Flop Johnson]
    #6942848 - 05/20/07 01:37 PM (16 years, 10 months ago)

A swift kick to the ribs should do the job.

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Re: Should I beat the puppies? [Re: Flop Johnson]
    #6942864 - 05/20/07 01:42 PM (16 years, 10 months ago)

dock their little puppy tails an inch every time they whine

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Re: Should I beat the puppies? [Re: Gr8fulJ420]
    #6942894 - 05/20/07 01:51 PM (16 years, 10 months ago)

If you're gonna hit them then slightly slap them on the back of the head. Never touch their noses otherwise that will up their sense of smell.


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Re: Should I beat the puppies? [Re: Flop Johnson]
    #6942895 - 05/20/07 01:52 PM (16 years, 10 months ago)

Hitting does absolutely nothing for training dogs except making them fearful of you, which doesn't make them do what you want.

Think the dog's natural instinct. Does the mother dog ever hit her puppies? Dog's want a pack leader, a pack leader does not show frustration or anger. Use the mentality that you are the dominant being and you will tolerate their whining. Like brainiac said, ignore them. But at that age, dogs are not capable of disciplinary action like you speak of. It's like spanking a baby....You just don't do it.

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Re: Should I beat the puppies? [Re: Flop Johnson]
    #6942928 - 05/20/07 01:59 PM (16 years, 10 months ago)

Should I mail deadly snakes to assholes that beat animals? Sounds like a good idea to me...

Beating your dog's will not shut them up and can easily land you in jail (especially if you go around discussing it with people), and popping their nose won't help either. They will never stop barking just because you pop their noses. When you pop their nose they do not associate that in any way with the barking.

Shock collars are more likely to work, but that is kind of cruel imo, but they're your dogs so I'm not going to try to keep you from it. (Also I'm not too sure about shock collars, this is why I say "more likely.") Try letting them out to get more exercise, that way they burn off more energy out of the pen and they'll be less likely to bark when its time for them to calm down.

But no matter what, they ARE only 7 weeks old, and they're naturally going to be very noisy, especially if they've just been separated from their mother. so you might just want to get some ear plugs and wait it out.


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Re: Should I beat the puppies? [Re: Flop Johnson]
    #6942936 - 05/20/07 02:02 PM (16 years, 10 months ago)

But yeah.... Your seriously a piece of shit if you use any hitting to discipline the puppies. It won't do a damn thing. They don't associate your hitting with what they're doing wrong. They will just wonder why is this dude hitting me.

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Re: Should I beat the puppies? [Re: daytripper05]
    #6942943 - 05/20/07 02:04 PM (16 years, 10 months ago)

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But yeah.... You're seriously a piece of shit if you use any hitting to discipline the puppies. It won't do a damn thing. They don't associate your hitting with what they're doing wrong. They will just wonder why is this dude hitting me.


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Re: Should I beat the puppies? [Re: Flop Johnson]
    #6943091 - 05/20/07 02:41 PM (16 years, 10 months ago)

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MoeRon said:
maybe I should get a remote shock collar.





that's a great idea, get a few extras for the neighborhood kids, with a shock
collar and a busy thumb, you can have the kids and the dog trained to do your lawn

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Re: Should I beat the puppies? [Re: Flop Johnson]
    #6943366 - 05/20/07 04:07 PM (16 years, 10 months ago)

don't get caught beating them by someone like me.
You would accomplish the goal of making me not be nice anymore and you would likely be getting a beating yourself.

this goes for old folks and kids, too.

Be careful, there are guys out there like me.

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Re: Should I beat the puppies? [Re: Flop Johnson]
    #6943404 - 05/20/07 04:20 PM (16 years, 10 months ago)

This thread makes me kind of sad.

You have two puppies.  Babies.  They're probably going to be spending the next 12 months, being rowdy, noisy, peeing on your floor from time to time and getting into your garbage.

They're PUPPIES.  You don't want to take care of them maybe you should give them to someone that does.  :shrug:  Apparently you've never had a puppy before.  It's not for everyone.


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Re: Should I beat the puppies? [Re: daytripper05]
    #6943412 - 05/20/07 04:23 PM (16 years, 10 months ago)

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daytripper05 said:
Your seriously a piece of shit if you use any hitting to discipline the puppies.




Quote:

GrizzyCappy said:
You would accomplish the goal of making me not be nice anymore and you would likely be getting a beating yourself.




Nice to see some good responses in this thread :yesnod:


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