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OfflineAJ4U
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Taking a shit
    #6728237 - 03/30/07 01:36 PM (17 years, 3 days ago)

Anyone else feel like their pushing out major organs or loosing a part of themselves when shitting and tripping? I add some MG seeds and i got the same feeling i did when on shrooms and shitting.

:tombstone: Feces


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Re: Taking a shit [Re: AJ4U]
    #6728253 - 03/30/07 01:42 PM (17 years, 3 days ago)

Your mom must be so proud.

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Re: Taking a shit [Re: AroundtheSon]
    #6728259 - 03/30/07 01:43 PM (17 years, 3 days ago)

I aim to please.


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Re: Taking a shit [Re: AJ4U]
    #6728261 - 03/30/07 01:44 PM (17 years, 3 days ago)

I like to get my shits out of the way before I take drugs.  I thought it was common sense. :shrug:


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Re: Taking a shit [Re: WhiskeyClone]
    #6728306 - 03/30/07 01:53 PM (17 years, 3 days ago)

I guess if you can get it out on command?
I think Ive only dropped a deuce while coming down, definitely took some effort


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Re: Taking a shit [Re: AJ4U]
    #6728312 - 03/30/07 01:55 PM (17 years, 3 days ago)

Shitting while drunk is way worse. It's all loud, and it usually only happens when I'm barely able to keep myself on the seat, so it's a major challenge.


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Re: Taking a shit [Re: AJ4U]
    #6728321 - 03/30/07 01:57 PM (17 years, 3 days ago)

Taking shits in dingy nightclubs is as bad as it gets for me...

No so long ago I burst into the toilet, planted myself down and got down to business

After about 30 seconds I realised I was in the womens toilets

Suprisingly comfortable experience


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Re: Taking a shit [Re: jewunit]
    #6728367 - 03/30/07 02:11 PM (17 years, 3 days ago)

the morning after beershits are the worst, especially when you are at work and not alone in the employee bathroom.


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Re: Taking a shit [Re: Unifloo]
    #6728385 - 03/30/07 02:17 PM (17 years, 3 days ago)

Quote:

Unifloo said:
Taking shits in dingy nightclubs is as bad as it gets for me...

No so long ago I burst into the toilet, planted myself down and got down to business

After about 30 seconds I realized I was in the womens toilets

Surprisingly comfortable experience





This happened to me once.

I never would have realized that I was in the wrong bathroom had a pair of women's legs avoided walking into the bathroom.

It still took me like 5 minutes to figure out what women's legs were doing in the guys bathroom...


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Re: Taking a shit [Re: CantiSama]
    #6728406 - 03/30/07 02:22 PM (17 years, 3 days ago)

:rofl2: 

I realised when I noticed the big tampax / sanitary towel
depository


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Re: Taking a shit [Re: Unifloo]
    #6728419 - 03/30/07 02:25 PM (17 years, 3 days ago)

I hate taking a dump when I'm stoned, I mean you know how it makes everything kinda slow motion, does it when you shit to and it pisses me off... plus my shit always has the same smell when I'm high and its fucking gnarly!


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Re: Taking a shit [Re: Gr33nTree73]
    #6728964 - 03/30/07 05:08 PM (17 years, 3 days ago)

For some reason when I'm on acid I cant stop taking shits, not that I mind that much the bathroom is always the trippiest place to go so it is pretty entertaining :smile:

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Re: Taking a shit [Re: InTheFlesh714]
    #6728969 - 03/30/07 05:10 PM (17 years, 3 days ago)

Try taking them in a Porta-John in 110 degree heat during an outdoor concert in Phoenix...

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Re: Taking a shit [Re: HighTek]
    #6728981 - 03/30/07 05:13 PM (17 years, 3 days ago)

On acid? Phoenix heat doesnt compare to Miami heat anyway

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Re: Taking a shit [Re: InTheFlesh714]
    #6729004 - 03/30/07 05:21 PM (17 years, 3 days ago)

Quote:

InTheFlesh714 said:
On acid? Phoenix heat doesnt compare to Miami heat anyway




:thumbdown::whatever::rolleyes:


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Re: Taking a shit [Re: AJ4U]
    #6729153 - 03/30/07 06:11 PM (17 years, 3 days ago)

I love taking a shit while stoned, it's definately an interesting experience.

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Re: Taking a shit [Re: WhiskeyClone]
    #6729168 - 03/30/07 06:14 PM (17 years, 3 days ago)

Quote:

WhiskeyClone said:
I like to get my shits out of the way before I take drugs.  I thought it was common sense. :shrug:




:lol:  I know,  right?

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Re: Taking a shit [Re: AJ4U]
    #6729439 - 03/30/07 07:45 PM (17 years, 3 days ago)

Shouldn't it really be written as:

"LEAVING A SHIT"?

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Re: Taking a shit [Re: Cubenisseur]
    #6729476 - 03/30/07 07:59 PM (17 years, 3 days ago)

Quote:

Cubenisseur said:
Shouldn't it really be written as:

"LEAVING  A SHIT"?




Haha. Every time I hear somebody say "I have to take a shit" I tell them to make sure and put one back when they're done :lol:

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Re: Taking a shit [Re: DNKYD]
    #6729524 - 03/30/07 08:17 PM (17 years, 3 days ago)

I couldnt really imagine shitting while on mushies.. does not sound appealing. I do however get paranoid about pissing myself while im trippin... can get very annoying

Edit: O, i also prefer saying.. "gotta chunk a deuce down"


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