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Silly & stupid little rhymes & songs everyone sang as little kids.
#6593956 - 02/21/07 02:27 PM (17 years, 30 days ago) |
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While I was at work today, for some reason I started thinking of all the little stupid sayings/songs we had when we were like 7-12.
Here's a few that I recall;
"Ranger Rick had an eight foot dick, and he showed it to the lady next door.
She thought it was a snake, and she hit it with a rake....
Now it's only six-foot-four."
The "Tom the toad/roadkill song"; "Oh Tom the Toad, oh Tom the Toad, why did you hop out in the road?
You used to beeeee so green and fat, now you're small & red and flat...
Oh Tom the Toad, oh Tom the Toad, why did you hop out in the road?"
There was a verse for all sorts of different animals, Sam the Snake for instance....I forget the rest though.
The Diarrhea Song; "When you're climbing up the ladder and feel something splatter, diarrhea, diarrhea..."
There were a TON of different verses for that one.
.............and last, but not least; ...........The Orgy at the Zoo!
"Fuck, fuck, fuck a duck
Screw a kangaroo,
Gang bang an orangutan, an orgy at the zoo....."
Those were all the rage back in the day, ALL the guys were singing 'em. The orgy at the zoo & ranger rick were the later years; middle school, whereas the others were elementary school stuff.
Any of you remember these? If you remember any other crazy-ass shit that you found amusing as youngsters, lets hear it.
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Re: Silly & stupid little rhymes & songs everyone sang as little kids. [Re: Dark_Star] 1
#6593965 - 02/21/07 02:31 PM (17 years, 30 days ago) |
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Yeah I remember one...
Jack and Jill went up the hill to smoke some marijuana Jack got high unzipped his fly and said do you wanna Jill said yes and dropped her dress and then they had some fun Jack and Jill came down the hill and now they have a son
Weird how you remember this shit over more important things
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Re: Silly & stupid little rhymes & songs everyone sang as little kids. [Re: Dark_Star]
#6593972 - 02/21/07 02:34 PM (17 years, 30 days ago) |
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I wish I grew up in your neck of the woods, I'll be teaching those to my children, thanks a bunch
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Re: Silly & stupid little rhymes & songs everyone sang as little kids. [Re: schmutzen] 1
#6593984 - 02/21/07 02:35 PM (17 years, 30 days ago) |
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Jingle Bells Batman smells Robin layed an egg
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Re: Silly & stupid little rhymes & songs everyone sang as little kids. [Re: Great Scott] 1
#6594078 - 02/21/07 03:04 PM (17 years, 30 days ago) |
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milk milk lemonade round the back the fudge is made --------
ring around the rosy a pocket full of posies ashes ashes we all fall down weeeeeeee
k
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Re: Silly & stupid little rhymes & songs everyone sang as little kids. [Re: knumb] 1
#6594130 - 02/21/07 03:18 PM (17 years, 30 days ago) |
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[quote/]Jingle Bells Batman smalles Robin layed an egg[quote/]
conitnued....bat-mobile lost a wheel and joker got away...HEY!
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Edited by hoopershroomer (02/21/07 03:20 PM)
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Re: Silly & stupid little rhymes & songs everyone sang as little kids. [Re: Dark_Star] 1
#6594142 - 02/21/07 03:22 PM (17 years, 30 days ago) |
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Miss Suzy had a steamboat The steamboat had a bell Miss Suzy went to heaven The steamboat went to- Hello operator Give me number nine If you disconnect me I'll kick your big be- 'Hind the 'frigerator There was a piece of glass Miss Suzy fell upon it And cut her big old- Ask me no more questions Give me no more lies
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Re: Silly & stupid little rhymes & songs everyone sang as little kids. [Re: Dark_Star]
#6594146 - 02/21/07 03:22 PM (17 years, 30 days ago) |
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bubblegum bubblegum in a dish how many pieces do you wish
wow nostalgia!
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Re: Silly & stupid little rhymes & songs everyone sang as little kids. [Re: Dark_Star]
#6594153 - 02/21/07 03:24 PM (17 years, 30 days ago) |
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Me chinese, me play joke Me put peepee in your Coke Me speak English, me so smart Me not drink the peepee part
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Re: Silly & stupid little rhymes & songs everyone sang as little kids. [Re: Newbie] 1
#6594169 - 02/21/07 03:31 PM (17 years, 30 days ago) |
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Beans! Beans! They're good for your heart The more you eat, the more you fart The more you fart, the better you feel So lets eat beans for every meal!
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Re: Silly & stupid little rhymes & songs everyone sang as little kids. [Re: Cubieman420]
#6594252 - 02/21/07 03:52 PM (17 years, 30 days ago) |
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down by the bay where the watermelons grow back to my home i shall not go cause if i do my mother will say
did you ever see a whale with a polkadot tail?
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Re: Silly & stupid little rhymes & songs everyone sang as little kids. [Re: Dark_Star]
#6594266 - 02/21/07 03:56 PM (17 years, 30 days ago) |
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Boom-Chic-a-Boom! I said a Boom-Chic-A-Rock-A-Chic-A-Rock-A-Chic-A-Boom! Oh-Yeah! Uh-Huh!
VALLEY GIRL STYLE!!!!
(i was a day camp counselor over summer )
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Re: Silly & stupid little rhymes & songs everyone sang as little kids. [Re: boO]
#6594269 - 02/21/07 03:57 PM (17 years, 30 days ago) |
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Quote:
boO said: Miss Suzy had a steamboat The steamboat had a bell Miss Suzy went to heaven The steamboat went to- Hello operator Give me number nine If you disconnect me I'll kick your big be- 'Hind the 'frigerator There was a piece of glass Miss Suzy fell upon it And cut her big old- Ask me no more questions Give me no more lies
continued...the boys are in the bathroom zipping up their flys, are in the meadow the beaves are in the park miss suzy and her boyfriend, are kissing in the D.A.R.K D.A.R.K DARK! DARK! DARK! darker than the ocean darker than the sea darker than the big fat boy chasing after me
im surprised i could even rememeber that.
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Re: Silly & stupid little rhymes & songs everyone sang as little kids. [Re: boO]
#6594386 - 02/21/07 04:21 PM (17 years, 30 days ago) |
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Quote:
boO said: Miss Suzy had a steamboat The steamboat had a bell Miss Suzy went to heaven The steamboat went to- Hello operator Give me number nine If you disconnect me I'll kick your big be- 'Hind the 'frigerator There was a piece of glass Miss Suzy fell upon it And cut her big old- Ask me no more questions Give me no more lies
Jeez, this brings back all sorts of childhood memories.
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Re: Silly & stupid little rhymes & songs everyone sang as little kids. [Re: Newbie] 1
#6594409 - 02/21/07 04:26 PM (17 years, 30 days ago) |
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NewbieShroomie said: Me chinese, me play joke Me put peepee in your Coke Me speak English, me so smart Me not drink the peepee part
Me chinese, me no dumb me hang onto daddy's bum daddy go "pffffft", I go zooom that is how I home so soon
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Re: Silly & stupid little rhymes & songs everyone sang as little kids. [Re: knumb]
#6594423 - 02/21/07 04:28 PM (17 years, 30 days ago) |
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knumb said: milk milk lemonade round the back the fudge is made
k
hahaha
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Re: Silly & stupid little rhymes & songs everyone sang as little kids. [Re: mytehdogizflying]
#6594424 - 02/21/07 04:28 PM (17 years, 30 days ago) |
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Jack and Jill went up the hill to smoke some marijuana Jack got high unzipped his fly and said do you wanna Jill said yes and dropped her dress and then they had some fun Jack and Jill came down the hill and now they have a son
That's a new one on me.
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Miss Suzy had a steamboat The steamboat had a bell Miss Suzy went to heaven The steamboat went to- Hello operator Give me number nine If you disconnect me I'll kick your big be- 'Hind the 'frigerator There was a piece of glass Miss Suzy fell upon it And cut her big old- Ask me no more questions Give me no more lies
continued...the boys are in the bathroom zipping up their flys, are in the meadow the beaves are in the park miss suzy and her boyfriend, are kissing in the D.A.R.K D.A.R.K DARK! DARK! DARK! darker than the ocean darker than the sea darker than the big fat boy chasing after me
Aha! I remember that one too.
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Me chinese, me play joke Me put peepee in your Coke Me speak English, me so smart Me not drink the peepee part
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Beans! Beans! They're good for your heart The more you eat, the more you fart The more you fart, the better you feel So lets eat beans for every meal!
Those as well.
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Re: Silly & stupid little rhymes & songs everyone sang as little kids. [Re: Dark_Star] 1
#6594680 - 02/21/07 05:32 PM (17 years, 30 days ago) |
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There once was a lad from Metrass Whose balls were made of fine brass And in stormy weather They both clanged together And sparks flew out of his ass!
There once was a man from nantucket Whose dick was so long he could suck it He said with a grin As he slipped it on in "If my ear was a cunt I could fuck it!"
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Re: Silly & stupid little rhymes & songs everyone sang as little kids. [Re: Dark_Star]
#6594931 - 02/21/07 06:33 PM (17 years, 30 days ago) |
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one bright day in the middle of the night two dead boys got up to fight back to back they faced each other drew their swords and shot each other a deaf policeman heard the noise came and shot the two dead boys if you dont believe this lie is true ask the blind man he saw it too
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Re: Silly & stupid little rhymes & songs everyone sang as little kids. [Re: Shroomism]
#6594956 - 02/21/07 06:38 PM (17 years, 30 days ago) |
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There once was a girl named Alice who used a dynamite stick as a phallice they found her vagina in north carolina and bits of her tits in dallas
There once was a man named magruder who met a girl in the nude & he wooed her she thought it was rude to be wooed in the nude but magruder was shrewder & he screwed her.
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