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DNKYD
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When you play with laxatives don't be surprised when shit hits the fan
#6575834 - 02/16/07 07:34 PM (17 years, 1 month ago) |
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Dumbass kids these days...
Teen Charged With Felony For Laxative-Laced Treats
AP) LYLE, Minn. What seems to be a high school prank gone terribly wrong is getting no laughs from Minnesota authorities who have charged the alleged prankster with two felonies.
A Lyle High School student allegedly laced brownies with laxatives and served them to several students and school staff last week.
Later that day, seven employees and five students suffered symptoms of discomfort, diarrhea, stomach cramps and bloody stools. Eighteen-year-old Collin Orth has been charged with felony adulteration resulting in bodily harm. That carries a maximum sentence of 10 years in prison and a $20,000 fine.
He also faces a charge of felony adulteration not resulting in bodily harm.
Authorities say Orth admitted to buying the laxatives and making the brownies.
He must appear in Mower County Court on March 19.
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Hanky
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Re: When you play with laxatives don't be surprised when shit hits the fan [Re: DNKYD]
#6575841 - 02/16/07 07:36 PM (17 years, 1 month ago) |
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He's in deep shit.
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Re: When you play with laxatives don't be surprised when shit hits the fan [Re: Hanky]
#6575846 - 02/16/07 07:37 PM (17 years, 1 month ago) |
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He better find a good lawyer or he's shit outta luck.
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JunkFood
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Re: When you play with laxatives don't be surprised when shit hits the fan [Re: jewunit]
#6576317 - 02/16/07 09:53 PM (17 years, 1 month ago) |
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10 years!? That's bullshit (even if it was fucked up)!
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barfightlard
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Re: When you play with laxatives don't be surprised when shit hits the fan [Re: DNKYD]
#6576321 - 02/16/07 09:55 PM (17 years, 1 month ago) |
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LOL
I was going to do that in grade school, but we never went through with it.
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JunkFood
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Re: When you play with laxatives don't be surprised when shit hits the fan [Re: barfightlard]
#6576328 - 02/16/07 09:57 PM (17 years, 1 month ago) |
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Quote:
barfightlard said: LOL
I was going to do that in grade school, but we never went through with it.
You killed it
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Re: When you play with laxatives don't be surprised when shit hits the fan [Re: Hanky]
#6576341 - 02/16/07 09:59 PM (17 years, 1 month ago) |
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Quote:
Hanky said: He's in deep shit.
Ha!!!
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barfightlard
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Re: When you play with laxatives don't be surprised when shit hits the fan [Re: JunkFood]
#6576345 - 02/16/07 10:00 PM (17 years, 1 month ago) |
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Quote:
JunkFood said:
Quote:
barfightlard said: LOL
I was going to do that in grade school, but we never went through with it.
You killed it
I should have. We had it all planned to lock the bathroom stalls from the inside, so they would all shit their pants. Would have been a good ol time.
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Yrtlzmo
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Edited by Yrtlzmo (02/07/13 02:55 AM)
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JunkFood
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Re: When you play with laxatives don't be surprised when shit hits the fan [Re: Yrtlzmo]
#6576379 - 02/16/07 10:07 PM (17 years, 1 month ago) |
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Heh
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cosmo123
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Re: When you play with laxatives don't be surprised when shit hits the fan [Re: DNKYD]
#6576529 - 02/16/07 10:54 PM (17 years, 1 month ago) |
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Wow this kid is fucked DUMBASS
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