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notapillow
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evil evil plan... ( edit- mission accomplished )
#6488013 - 01/22/07 11:29 PM (17 years, 2 months ago) |
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so anyway today i got to thinking. somthing thathas been on my mind for a long time. i have always hated starbucks. and now that i even find my self giving them money i am really pissed. but have you ever noticed. theres just a whip cream maker sitting on a table there in the open (at leased some tims) i seriusly am cosidering pulling the old grab and run. its an evil evil plan but i think it might be worth it to have the shiny chrome starbucksy creamer as a trophy.
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Banez
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Re: evil evil plan... [Re: notapillow]
#6488023 - 01/22/07 11:30 PM (17 years, 2 months ago) |
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lol.. that sounds hysterical.. you should do it.. and post a picture of your trophy.. it would def make my day
random shit like that always cracks me up... i used to steal teachers clocks and then email them pictures of their clock in various locales.
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notapillow
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Re: evil evil plan... [Re: Banez]
#6488106 - 01/22/07 11:49 PM (17 years, 2 months ago) |
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i mean seriusly i dont think anything could stop me. no oe who works at starbucks is gonna jump up an chase me away. hopfully i will be able to seaise a moment twher eno one is watching and i can get away without anyone seeing
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Re: evil evil plan... [Re: notapillow]
#6488114 - 01/22/07 11:50 PM (17 years, 2 months ago) |
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You should do it. Nobody is gonna miss dinner because of it.
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And remember... Jedi Mind Tricks Nobody will see you stealing if you don't act like your stealing. And if an employee does try to stop you, just pull out a fat permanant marker and say "how much are those dockers worth to you? That's what I thought!" and split.
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notapillow
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i know. iv thought about it so many times. the sad part is to avoid suspecon im gonna have to get some sort of coffee. then ditch that and grab the steel
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Re: evil evil plan... [Re: notapillow]
#6488247 - 01/23/07 12:34 AM (17 years, 2 months ago) |
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notapillow you are a sick sick individual... and I like it, please post a picture when the dark deed is done.
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Re: evil evil plan... *DELETED* [Re: notapillow]
#6488312 - 01/23/07 12:55 AM (17 years, 2 months ago) |
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Re: evil evil plan... [Re: pB0t]
#6488639 - 01/23/07 04:42 AM (17 years, 2 months ago) |
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This made my morning quite possibly worth living!
Thank you and your truly evil ways.
The last thing I stole was a traffic barrel, if anyone knows the way pendott does things it was satisfying.
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Asante
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Re: evil evil plan... [Re: notapillow]
#6488661 - 01/23/07 05:01 AM (17 years, 2 months ago) |
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I don't get it how all of you are cheering this on.
Theft is theft, even from starbucks. It isn't an "evil evil plan" but crime plain and simple. You are thinking of stealing a substantial item. Don't do it.
If that isn't enough, the security cameras will see you do it, and you might actually get caught.
You should be deterred by the thought of taking something that isn't yours though.
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Re: evil evil plan... [Re: Asante]
#6488672 - 01/23/07 05:25 AM (17 years, 2 months ago) |
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Quote:
Wiccan_Seeker said:
I don't get it how all of you are cheering this on.
Theft is theft, even from starbucks. It isn't an "evil evil plan" but crime plain and simple. You are thinking of stealing a substantial item. Don't do it.
If that isn't enough, the security cameras will see you do it, and you might actually get caught.
You should be deterred by the thought of taking something that isn't yours though.
What a buzzkill....
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shymanta
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Re: evil evil plan... [Re: notapillow]
#6488678 - 01/23/07 05:39 AM (17 years, 2 months ago) |
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notapillow,
I agree with Wiccan_Seeker. Stealing is stealing and should be thought twice about. That said, here's a second thought for ya...
Have some friends go in and run the machine out of cream or otherwise stop it from working. Then, about an hour later, go in dressed in a blue jumpsuit with "Bob's appliance repair" written on the back. Tell the clerk you'll have it back and working in no time. Be sure to wear a ball cap and a fake beard!
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Re: evil evil plan... [Re: notapillow]
#6488736 - 01/23/07 06:48 AM (17 years, 2 months ago) |
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Quote:
notapillow said: i have always hated starbucks. and now that i even find my self giving them money i am really pissed.
apparently your hate has turned into love and adoration, has starbucks been bullying you for the lunch money or something? I mean sure, it's like an act of rape when you have to surrender $5 for a grande latemochahorseshit but it's not like they gave you an indian burn to force you into buying it.
my recomendation, if you plan to do a rab and run, make it something worth while, like an armored car, otherwise, you're just a petty thief and dont have any bragging rights what so ever
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Re: evil evil plan... [Re: Prisoner#1]
#6488813 - 01/23/07 08:07 AM (17 years, 2 months ago) |
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yea, but then your karma will be shared with starbucks. do you want that? come on man
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Re: evil evil plan... [Re: Prisoner#1]
#6488837 - 01/23/07 08:23 AM (17 years, 2 months ago) |
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I hate getting indian burned into buying large,expensive caffeine filled drinks.
Fucking fascist coffee retailers and their horrid ways.
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Re: evil evil plan... [Re: notapillow]
#6489639 - 01/23/07 02:16 PM (17 years, 2 months ago) |
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i work at starbucks and i think it would be cooler if you stole the lighted sign from the store window. that would be badass and you could sell it on ebay for mucho dinero.
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I agree with sadsappysucker. I work there too and one of my co-workers stole one of those and got lots of ca$$hh
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Re: evil evil plan... [Re: basdathea]
#6489714 - 01/23/07 02:47 PM (17 years, 2 months ago) |
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My roommates threw dumpstered pink and green paint all over starbucks's windows, and smashed their sign 2 blocks from our house.
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Re: evil evil plan... [Re: notapillow]
#6489730 - 01/23/07 02:54 PM (17 years, 2 months ago) |
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i'd do it
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