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InvisibleOneMoreRobot3021
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R.I.P. my internet connection.
    #6465332 - 01/16/07 10:09 AM (17 years, 3 months ago)

For one and a half years I've been a loyal member of the local apartment building club of fortyforty moochers. Fortyforty has been a most reliable source of internet connection for all the time I've lived in this apartment. Fortyfirty was there for the highs - it was there for the lows - it was there when I needed to Google why baseballs always had that ruddy brown dirty look to them.

I'll miss you, fortyforty, and weep everytime I see the damn WEP lock your bastard tyrant owners slapped on your network. Why, god?! WHY?!!!


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Acid doesn't give you truths; it builds machines that push the envelope of perception. Whatever revelations came to me then have dissolved like skywriting. All I really know is that those few years saddled me with a faith in the redemptive potential of the imagination which, however flat, stale and unprofitable the world seems to me now, I cannot for the life of me shake.

-Erik Davis

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Invisiblememes
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Re: R.I.P. my internet connection. [Re: OneMoreRobot3021]
    #6465338 - 01/16/07 10:11 AM (17 years, 3 months ago)

lol how many moochers were on the network?

i live in an apartment complex thing for college students and we had 28 moochers on our connection, and are now password protected.

get yer own modem!

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InvisibleCowgold
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Re: R.I.P. my internet connection. [Re: OneMoreRobot3021]
    #6465342 - 01/16/07 10:12 AM (17 years, 3 months ago)

airsnort

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InvisibleOneMoreRobot3021
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Re: R.I.P. my internet connection. [Re: memes]
    #6465344 - 01/16/07 10:12 AM (17 years, 3 months ago)

I think I'm gonna put a sign up in the lobby.

"ATTN: FORTYFORTY
DESPERATELY MISSING YOU
WILLING TO SHARE BILL
[my email address]"


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Acid doesn't give you truths; it builds machines that push the envelope of perception. Whatever revelations came to me then have dissolved like skywriting. All I really know is that those few years saddled me with a faith in the redemptive potential of the imagination which, however flat, stale and unprofitable the world seems to me now, I cannot for the life of me shake.

-Erik Davis

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Invisiblememes
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Re: R.I.P. my internet connection. [Re: OneMoreRobot3021]
    #6465399 - 01/16/07 10:28 AM (17 years, 3 months ago)

lol, how will you check your email if you have no internet connectiON?!?!?!?!

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InvisibleOneMoreRobot3021
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Re: R.I.P. my internet connection. [Re: memes]
    #6465405 - 01/16/07 10:29 AM (17 years, 3 months ago)

I'll simply have to wrangle my internet addiction into something manageable and productive, like reading or writing. :bored:


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Acid doesn't give you truths; it builds machines that push the envelope of perception. Whatever revelations came to me then have dissolved like skywriting. All I really know is that those few years saddled me with a faith in the redemptive potential of the imagination which, however flat, stale and unprofitable the world seems to me now, I cannot for the life of me shake.

-Erik Davis

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Invisiblerod
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Re: R.I.P. my internet connection. [Re: OneMoreRobot3021]
    #6465422 - 01/16/07 10:34 AM (17 years, 3 months ago)

Surely there has to be more open networks for you,
in NYC, it seems around 60% here are open at any given time.
maybe slow, but surfable.

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Re: R.I.P. my internet connection. [Re: OneMoreRobot3021]
    #6465465 - 01/16/07 10:49 AM (17 years, 3 months ago)

You can hack WEP connections maestro

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InvisibleKrishna
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Re: R.I.P. my internet connection. [Re: OneMoreRobot3021]
    #6465527 - 01/16/07 11:06 AM (17 years, 3 months ago)

Quote:

OneMoreRobot3021 said:
I think I'm gonna put a sign up in the lobby.

"ATTN: FORTYFORTY
DESPERATELY MISSING YOU
WILLING TO SHARE BILL
[my email address]"




that's a pretty good idea. i know if one of my neighbors offered to pay 5-10 bucks a month to leach my internet connection, i'd be all for it


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InvisibleBoom
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Re: R.I.P. my internet connection. [Re: OneMoreRobot3021]
    #6465532 - 01/16/07 11:07 AM (17 years, 3 months ago)

What did you find out about the baseballs?

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InvisibleOneMoreRobot3021
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Re: R.I.P. my internet connection. [Re: Boom]
    #6465586 - 01/16/07 11:21 AM (17 years, 3 months ago)

The mud they rub on the baseballs comes from a plot of mud in NJ. The guy who owns the plot of mud claims that it's the only patch of mud just like it in the world...MLB owns exclusive rights to the balls, and in a strange ritual before every game each gameball is rubbed in the holy mud.


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Acid doesn't give you truths; it builds machines that push the envelope of perception. Whatever revelations came to me then have dissolved like skywriting. All I really know is that those few years saddled me with a faith in the redemptive potential of the imagination which, however flat, stale and unprofitable the world seems to me now, I cannot for the life of me shake.

-Erik Davis

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InvisibleBoom
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Re: R.I.P. my internet connection. [Re: OneMoreRobot3021]
    #6465603 - 01/16/07 11:25 AM (17 years, 3 months ago)

Damn

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InvisibleBoom
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Re: R.I.P. my internet connection. [Re: OneMoreRobot3021]
    #6465605 - 01/16/07 11:26 AM (17 years, 3 months ago)

I got a wii

let's play

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Re: R.I.P. my internet connection. [Re: OneMoreRobot3021]
    #6465613 - 01/16/07 11:28 AM (17 years, 3 months ago)

That is fucking bizarre.


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Re: R.I.P. my internet connection. [Re: OneMoreRobot3021]
    #6467890 - 01/16/07 10:05 PM (17 years, 3 months ago)

:bye: fortyforty

change my 0 shroom rating OMR :thumbup: :smirk:

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Offlinedrtyfrnk
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Re: R.I.P. my internet connection. [Re: carshissbymywinda]
    #6467904 - 01/16/07 10:09 PM (17 years, 3 months ago)

OMR,

Clicky


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OfflineJadian
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Re: R.I.P. my internet connection. [Re: OneMoreRobot3021]
    #6467949 - 01/16/07 10:23 PM (17 years, 3 months ago)

Quote:

OneMoreRobot3021 said:
The mud they rub on the baseballs comes from a plot of mud in NJ. The guy who owns the plot of mud claims that it's the only patch of mud just like it in the world...MLB owns exclusive rights to the balls, and in a strange ritual before every game each gameball is rubbed in the holy mud.





I think you just completely made this up. And in fact, I refuse to search for myself just so I can firmly believe this.


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Re: R.I.P. my internet connection. [Re: Jadian]
    #6467965 - 01/16/07 10:27 PM (17 years, 3 months ago)

DAMN YOU INTERNET ADDICTION!!!! *shakes fist*


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InvisibleBoom
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Re: R.I.P. my internet connection. [Re: Jadian]
    #6467973 - 01/16/07 10:29 PM (17 years, 3 months ago)

nah

http://www.state.nj.us/drbc/edweb/mud.htm

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First they used the juice of chewing tobacco, then mud made of water and dirt from the playing field, to remove the sheen from new baseballs so pitchers could get a better grip following the death of Ray Chapman from an errant pitch in the 1920s.



Russell Aubrey “Lena” Blackburne, a coach with Connie Mack’s old Philadelphia Athletics during the 1930s, heard some umpires griping about that nasty tobacco juice they had to apply to the balls.

As the story goes, Blackburne later was fishing on a Delaware River tributary in New Jersey when he scooped up some mud from the creek. He tried it out on a shiny new ball -- an experiment that would alter the course of our National Pastime.

The mud, described as “smooth and creamy, but with a fine grit,” worked better than the juice!

Today, “Lena Blackburne Baseball Rubbing Mud” is still used throughout Major League Baseball to rough up the six or seven dozen new balls prepared for every game. All minor league clubs and a few colleges use the mud, too. In fact, a team will go through about three or four pounds of it every season.

It has been reported that pitchers seem to like the balls dark, especially ones “well done.” They claim the brownish texture makes it harder for batters to figure out a ball’s rotation.

“Nolan (Ryan) liked ‘em black,” noted one clubhouse manager referring to the all-time major league strikeout pitcher.

Blackburne died in the 1960s and a close friend took over the task of “harvesting” the mud from its secret Delaware River Basin location. Now, that friend’s grandson carries on the tradition.

Companies have tried to offer their own rubbing mud over the years. But in the words of the grandson, “The other mud doesn’t come close.”







:lol:

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Re: R.I.P. my internet connection. [Re: Boom]
    #6467987 - 01/16/07 10:33 PM (17 years, 3 months ago)

someone kept mooching off mine.  I turned my Key on. :laugh:

I will never tell you if mine was fortyforty or not.  Probably not, but, just so you can vent.

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