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What's the *worst* movie you ever saw?
    #6264186 - 11/09/06 03:59 AM (17 years, 4 months ago)
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What's the worst movie you ever saw, as far as you can recall?

I don't mean the goriest horror or coolest action flick, but the piss-poorest, walk-out-of-the-cinema, shittiest movie you ever saw.
I want to hear about the movie that was so bad that you considered unscrewing your airconditioning to huff the freon.


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Re: What's the *worst* movie you ever saw? [Re: Asante]
    #6264192 - 11/09/06 04:04 AM (17 years, 4 months ago)

At the moment, as I recall, it's a tie between The Langoliers and My Best Friend's Wedding.

The Wedding movie was one of the very few movies I actually stopped watching. If you know me, you know that that's really bad, I have a masochistic fascination for abysmally bad movies :grin:

I think The Langoliers takes the cake. It had me watching for a while, and when the Langoliers finally came I wanted to slamdunk my VCR into the dumpster. *head explodes* Damn that was a bad movie.


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Re: What's the *worst* movie you ever saw? [Re: Asante]
    #6264198 - 11/09/06 04:13 AM (17 years, 4 months ago)


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Re: What's the *worst* movie you ever saw? [Re: JonnyOnTheSpot]
    #6264200 - 11/09/06 04:15 AM (17 years, 4 months ago)

I tried watching 'Finding Neverland' the other day. Damn, totally boring, absolutely Johnny Depp's worst part ever. Didn't even finish watching it.

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Re: What's the *worst* movie you ever saw? [Re: JonnyOnTheSpot]
    #6264202 - 11/09/06 04:19 AM (17 years, 4 months ago)

Oh my, that sounds bad, but that might be the kind of suck that's actually cool.



But, at least many of you are too young to know the Rocky Horror Picture Show.





They used to thrash theaters watching that.


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Re: What's the *worst* movie you ever saw? [Re: Asante]
    #6264205 - 11/09/06 04:23 AM (17 years, 4 months ago)

Yeah, I know the concept. Although I've never seen the movie, I've heard it's abominable in every aspect. Guess I shouldn't watch that one :wink:

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Re: What's the *worst* movie you ever saw? [Re: koraks]
    #6264210 - 11/09/06 04:29 AM (17 years, 4 months ago)

I like the Rocky Horror Picture Show.

I don't remember the name of the worst movie I ever saw. It was a movie my mom had that was trying to be a parody but be family friendly at the same time.

Good idea, if it wasn't so God-awful.


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Re: What's the *worst* movie you ever saw? [Re: flower_child]
    #6264217 - 11/09/06 04:39 AM (17 years, 4 months ago)

This is a good contender

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0116503/


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Re: What's the *worst* movie you ever saw? [Re: Asante]
    #6264224 - 11/09/06 04:47 AM (17 years, 4 months ago)

I thought Red Eye sucked some major balls.

It's hard to remember the movies I thought sucked though.

There's a lot of horrible low budget horro flicks that suck. A lot.  Like snakes on a train  :smirk:

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Re: What's the *worst* movie you ever saw? [Re: Spooge]
    #6264239 - 11/09/06 05:00 AM (17 years, 4 months ago)

OMG red eye was so terrible.

Kids or anything else that Larry Clark has made. Utter sensationalist garbage trying really hard for gritty realism. Terrible, terrible writing

200 cigarettes --any movie that has two afflacks in it and relies on nostalgia for its draw belongs in the trash

wow there is so many but I have come to the conclusion that film as an art form is abrasive to me. sylistically everything feels the same to me


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Re: What's the *worst* movie you ever saw? [Re: Asante]
    #6264245 - 11/09/06 05:05 AM (17 years, 4 months ago)

no way. it's not one of those so bad it's good type movies. it's just bad bad.

as far as more main stream movies go, i'd have to say date movie was the worst i've ever seen. every single part of it was terrible. i felt embarressed for everyone involved in making it.

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Re: What's the *worst* movie you ever saw? [Re: Asante]
    #6264246 - 11/09/06 05:05 AM (17 years, 4 months ago)

I always enjoy Rocky Horror Picture Show, but you have to watch it live with a reactive audience. Participation is half the fun!

A few I find difficult:

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0110857/
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0096804/
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0116839/


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Re: What's the *worst* movie you ever saw? [Re: Seuss]
    #6264250 - 11/09/06 05:07 AM (17 years, 4 months ago)

"Lawnmower Man 2: Beyond Cyberspace"

haha, best name ever!

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Re: What's the *worst* movie you ever saw? [Re: Asante] * 1
    #6264253 - 11/09/06 05:10 AM (17 years, 4 months ago)

This one is easy... Tim Burton's remake of Planet of the Apes.

Do i really need to waste words on why this movie sucked so bad, or can those who have seen it just nod, and say" Yep, he totally butchered that movie, and ripped off Kevin Smith in the end of the movie, by stealing an idea that appeared in a comic book done by Smith, a year before.. "


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Re: What's the *worst* movie you ever saw? [Re: MrSinister]
    #6264271 - 11/09/06 05:21 AM (17 years, 4 months ago)

what was the ending like?


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Re: What's the *worst* movie you ever saw? [Re: Seuss]
    #6264276 - 11/09/06 05:25 AM (17 years, 4 months ago)

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I always enjoy Rocky Horror Picture Show, but you have to watch it live with a reactive audience. Participation is half the fun!





I think participation is all the fun of that movie. Having rolls of pink toiletpaper fly through the cinema all is in good fun I agree, but watching it as a late night TV movie sucks.

In my view Little Shop of Horrors pwns Rocky Horror ten times over.


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Re: What's the *worst* movie you ever saw? [Re: Asante]
    #6264279 - 11/09/06 05:26 AM (17 years, 4 months ago)

Waking Life

The realizations of a toddler, transposed to a megalomaniac teenager.


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Re: What's the *worst* movie you ever saw? [Re: MrSinister]
    #6264284 - 11/09/06 05:31 AM (17 years, 4 months ago)

Quote:

Tim Burton's remake of Planet of the Apes.






I liked to watch it, suspending the notion that it was in any way connected with the original PotA.

It was however a sea of opportunities wasted, with that movie budget and much of its crew they could've done so much better than they did.

The enting is contrary to the entire movie, please don't spoil the plot :smirk:
It's like having a movie about Winston Churchill ending by suddenly having a rio de janairo drumband marching in playing "yes we have no bananas".
I can't BELIEVE they attached that ending to that movie.


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Re: What's the *worst* movie you ever saw? [Re: Organic]
    #6264290 - 11/09/06 05:36 AM (17 years, 4 months ago)

I almost mentioned that one. I can't remember the last time a movie failed so miserably at being deep and philisophical


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Re: What's the *worst* movie you ever saw? [Re: Asante]
    #6264332 - 11/09/06 06:02 AM (17 years, 4 months ago)

Gigli...J.Lo and Ben Affleck should give up acting. J.Lo's ass on the other hand....I don't mind watching.


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