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Whew boy I'm dating a lesbian
    #6261224 - 11/08/06 10:41 AM (17 years, 4 months ago)

It's kinda nuts. I'm the first dude she has ever dated. I think we are a great match but there are all sorts of things that are unusual and challenging about the situation. For example, all of her roomates are serious lesbians and sometimes when I come over they get this look on their faces like they are lions and I am a coyote trying to make off with their dinner.

Anyone been in this sort of situation before? I would love especially to hear from any women who are gay/bi who might be able to shed some light on the situation.

Man I am really setting myself up for some ribald quips by making this post.  :rolleyes:


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Re: Whew boy I'm dating a lesbian [Re: gluke bastid]
    #6261234 - 11/08/06 10:46 AM (17 years, 4 months ago)

Your relationship is doomed to failure.


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Re: Whew boy I'm dating a lesbian [Re: mndfreeze]
    #6261239 - 11/08/06 10:48 AM (17 years, 4 months ago)

So you're saying its pretty much like every other relationship I've been in?


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Re: Whew boy I'm dating a lesbian [Re: mndfreeze]
    #6261243 - 11/08/06 10:49 AM (17 years, 4 months ago)

I let myself fall for a lesbian,, one of the stupidest things ive ever done...

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Re: Whew boy I'm dating a lesbian [Re: gluke bastid]
    #6261259 - 11/08/06 10:53 AM (17 years, 4 months ago)

Sure, but this time with the uttmost certainty. You knew going IN she doesnt really like your dick!


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Re: Whew boy I'm dating a lesbian [Re: mndfreeze]
    #6261276 - 11/08/06 11:00 AM (17 years, 4 months ago)

She loves the dick, believe me.

However it may very well be true that she still basically considers herself a lesbian and ultimately sees herself with another woman. But fuck, nothing is ever for certain you just gotta go for it and have fun in the process.


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Re: Whew boy I'm dating a lesbian [Re: gluke bastid]
    #6261298 - 11/08/06 11:08 AM (17 years, 4 months ago)

Wait till she rips your heart out and sticks it up her girlfriends pussy,, :laugh:..


You might get lucky with some threesome action though,, your one step closer than most men are.

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Re: Whew boy I'm dating a lesbian [Re: mndfreeze]
    #6261306 - 11/08/06 11:10 AM (17 years, 4 months ago)

didnt they make a movie about just this topic? chasing amy? my advise is to watch the movie and see what you can find out. also, brush up on your oral skills and keep us posted. good luck!


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Re: Whew boy I'm dating a lesbian [Re: gluke bastid]
    #6261307 - 11/08/06 11:10 AM (17 years, 4 months ago)

is she one of these early 20s "i'm going to say i'm a lesbian because it is non-conformist and super cool" "lesbians"?


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Re: Whew boy I'm dating a lesbian [Re: Mike_yy]
    #6261310 - 11/08/06 11:11 AM (17 years, 4 months ago)

dude, im in the same boat.

Dating a lesbian and im the first guy shes dated. however what makes it chalenging for me is that we are 4 states aprt till i finish school.

if you are the fist guy shes dated, theres something different about you. just go for it.


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Re: Whew boy I'm dating a lesbian [Re: Mike_yy]
    #6261329 - 11/08/06 11:15 AM (17 years, 4 months ago)

I think most girls are bi.

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Re: Whew boy I'm dating a lesbian [Re: gluke bastid]
    #6261481 - 11/08/06 11:58 AM (17 years, 4 months ago)

My first girlfriend was a weird one. She was straight, then lesbian, straight...

We were together for 2 years. She cheated on me 3 times with 3 different girls.... me not there. ;(

She was a whack job, and for whatever reason, we stayed together.

My advice is that you should stay away from any lesbian. They have mental issues caused from childhood IMHO.  Some are cool, but, being in a relationship with someone who is sexually unbalanced will cause problems.

Good luck though, whatever turns from it!  :thumbup:

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Re: Whew boy I'm dating a lesbian [Re: angryshroom]
    #6261514 - 11/08/06 12:06 PM (17 years, 4 months ago)

doomed.


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Re: Whew boy I'm dating a lesbian [Re: gluke bastid]
    #6261552 - 11/08/06 12:17 PM (17 years, 4 months ago)

Congrats man!

Try to get a threeway going and don't get too attached.


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Re: Whew boy I'm dating a lesbian [Re: gluke bastid]
    #6261564 - 11/08/06 12:20 PM (17 years, 4 months ago)

You should let her fuck you with a strap-on.

You're sure to get some 3 way (or more) action then. Start out by trying to get her to finger you first, then see how she feels about humping you doggy style without the strap-on.


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Re: Whew boy I'm dating a lesbian [Re: Krishna]
    #6261566 - 11/08/06 12:20 PM (17 years, 4 months ago)

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is she one of these early 20s "i'm going to say i'm a lesbian because it is non-conformist and super cool" "lesbians"?




Well let me just share some facts about our friend here:
-She went to Smith College (all girls school that is very very lesbian)
-She just graduated in June, and we started dated in July
-I didn't go after her in an effort to "convert" her. She is the one who grabbed me by the balls
-She has always been femme
-She says she has always been bi but has never followed up on her feelings for a guy before

Obviously this is all very experimental for her and she is not a dyed-in-the-wool butch lesbian type. But she has dated a lot of girls. So the answer to your question is "sorta, maybe."


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Re: Whew boy I'm dating a lesbian [Re: gluke bastid]
    #6261581 - 11/08/06 12:23 PM (17 years, 4 months ago)

All women are bi and most are closetly gay, cuz there's really no social stigma in being so...


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Re: Whew boy I'm dating a lesbian [Re: nobhdy]
    #6261594 - 11/08/06 12:27 PM (17 years, 4 months ago)

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if you are the fist guy shes dated, theres something different about you. just go for it.




Well thanks, I am going for it even though a lot of peeps seem to think I'm doomed. I mean it would be dumb not to go for it, and I think most would agree if they met this girl. She's worth the risk...which is pretty much the bottom line with any girl. If she's worth the risk, than she's worth the risk.

But keep the feedback comin, I really like hearing from people who have a little experience in these matters.


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Re: Whew boy I'm dating a lesbian [Re: Baby_Hitler]
    #6261599 - 11/08/06 12:29 PM (17 years, 4 months ago)

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You should let her fuck you with a strap-on.

You're sure to get some 3 way (or more) action then. Start out by trying to get her to finger you first, then see how she feels about humping you doggy style without the strap-on.




I'll be sure to post some pics in OTD


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Re: Whew boy I'm dating a lesbian [Re: gluke bastid]
    #6261680 - 11/08/06 12:52 PM (17 years, 4 months ago)

don't bother going down on her because your skills were be sub-par to what she's used to.

just stick to the dick.

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