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 Asante
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 The grossly oversimplified How Shit Works thread 
#6213645 - 10/26/06 10:42 AM (17 years, 5 months ago) |
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Pick an object or topic, and then tell us how it works.
Make use of little detail, really simplify things and omit frills, bringing it down to the raw essentials.
The raw essentials have to be correct, for the rest: simplify away!
Tell us how shit works!
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 Re: The grossly oversimplified How Shit Works thread [Re: Asante]
#6213649 - 10/26/06 10:44 AM (17 years, 5 months ago) |
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You first.
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Re: The grossly oversimplified How Shit Works thread [Re: Asante]
#6213652 - 10/26/06 10:44 AM (17 years, 5 months ago) |
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Digestion:
Food into the mouth, shit out the ass.
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Asante
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Re: The grossly oversimplified How Shit Works thread [Re: Asante]
#6213655 - 10/26/06 10:45 AM (17 years, 5 months ago) |
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NUCLEAR POWER PLANT
We've discovered that there exist rocks that get hot if you put enough of them in one heap.
We've put this to use by purifiying those rocks and putting them in the kettle of a steam engine, so it heats up by itself.
The steam engine then drives a generator and presto: nuclear power plant 
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 Re: The grossly oversimplified How Shit Works thread [Re: Asante]
#6213660 - 10/26/06 10:47 AM (17 years, 5 months ago) |
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Well there was this one time whe I first did E. I had to stand over the can for 20 minuites B4 remembering i was there to pee. I accomplished the task and then flicked the light switch off and on trying to make the toilet flush,(this is no lie) then it finally kicked in that i had to press down on the handle to make it work 
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 Re: The grossly oversimplified How Shit Works thread [Re: Asante]
#6213685 - 10/26/06 10:55 AM (17 years, 5 months ago) |
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Quote:
Wiccan_Seeker said:
Pick an object or topic, and then tell us how it works.
Make use of little detail, really simplify things and omit frills, bringing it down to the raw essentials.
The raw essentials have to be correct, for the rest: simplify away!
Tell us how shit works!
THC ...
When sober, you get information carriers, communicating between neurons..
When stoned, you get the information carriers, communicating between, the plant, and some neurons..
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Asante
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Re: The grossly oversimplified How Shit Works thread [Re: FreakQlibrium]
#6213702 - 10/26/06 11:00 AM (17 years, 5 months ago) |
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A friend informed me a few days ago that I'm apparently in the habit of pissing north, east, south and west of the bowl when I'm on Ecstasy. As he put it, he wondered if something ended up in the bowl at all 
COWS
Cows do not eat grass. They pre-digest it and in their GI system kilos upon kilos of bacteria feast away on the cellulose pulp. The cow then digests the bacteria and poo's out the remainder, so just like whales cowsw eat micro-organisms, not grass.
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Re: The grossly oversimplified How Shit Works thread [Re: Asante]
#6213726 - 10/26/06 11:07 AM (17 years, 5 months ago) |
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Quote:
Wiccan_Seeker said:
A friend informed me a few days ago that I'm apparently in the habit of pissing north, east, south and west of the bowl when I'm on Ecstasy. As he put it, he wondered if something ended up in the bowl at all
COWS
Cows do not eat grass. They pre-digest it and in their GI system kilos upon kilos of bacteria feast away on the cellulose pulp. The cow then digests the bacteria and poo's out the remainder, so just like whales cowsw eat micro-organisms, not grass.
You know cows has four stomachs?
They put it down the first,..
Then "gulp" it up..
Then swallow it the second time, and there it go to the second stomach, and on to the last 2..
So the first stomach, is just a "buffer", and then the second, third and four, is linked together.. 
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Re: The grossly oversimplified How Shit Works thread [Re: Asante]
#6213743 - 10/26/06 11:13 AM (17 years, 5 months ago) |
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take a massive nickel iron core, and a shit ton of hydrogen.
gravity pulls, hydrogen explodes, and the sun glows.
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Re: The grossly oversimplified How Shit Works thread [Re: Asante]
#6213750 - 10/26/06 11:15 AM (17 years, 5 months ago) |
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That's not so bad man. One time Randolph Carter had to pee at a party and there was no light so he ended up pissing on the host's cat 
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Re: The grossly oversimplified How Shit Works thread [Re: Asante]
#6213753 - 10/26/06 11:17 AM (17 years, 5 months ago) |
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Writing an essay
sit down, engage hands, puke incongruent shit from brain onto screen, print, pass/fail/get high
at a push
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Re: The grossly oversimplified How Shit Works thread [Re: Asante]
#6213756 - 10/26/06 11:18 AM (17 years, 5 months ago) |
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Quote:
Wiccan_Seeker said:
A friend informed me a few days ago that I'm apparently in the habit of pissing north, east, south and west of the bowl when I'm on Ecstasy. As he put it, he wondered if something ended up in the bowl at all
Nice. 
American Politics
Throw the poor a bone every now and again to keep them at a simmer instead of boiling over. Distract the middle class with dreams of becoming rich(er) or with fears of becoming poor(er) or dead. Do the same with the rich all the way up to the people with real power. Then do exactly what they tell you to do so you can keep getting elected.
Blame any other problems on illegal immigrants, terrorism, and abortion.
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Asante
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Re: The grossly oversimplified How Shit Works thread [Re: SilentG]
#6213765 - 10/26/06 11:22 AM (17 years, 5 months ago) |
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The REPLY-TO Feature
If you want to react to a particular post, then press the REPLY button attached to that one post. In the thread people will see to whom you are replying and this prevents confusion.
When the next person replies to you, you must take into account that the poster just picked your button because you were last on the list 
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Re: The grossly oversimplified How Shit Works thread [Re: Asante]
#6213861 - 10/26/06 11:56 AM (17 years, 5 months ago) |
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meditate.
decided that meditation is what you're doing and you've done it!
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Re: The grossly oversimplified How Shit Works thread [Re: Simisu]
#6213869 - 10/26/06 12:00 PM (17 years, 5 months ago) |
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meditation:
nothing
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Re: The grossly oversimplified How Shit Works thread [Re: HELLA_TIGHT]
#6213870 - 10/26/06 12:01 PM (17 years, 5 months ago) |
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computers
press the power button
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Re: The grossly oversimplified How Shit Works thread [Re: HELLA_TIGHT]
#6213885 - 10/26/06 12:05 PM (17 years, 5 months ago) |
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Fukka no shit!
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Re: The grossly oversimplified How Shit Works thread [Re: Asante]
#6213890 - 10/26/06 12:05 PM (17 years, 5 months ago) |
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Women - Want anything you think they don't want. Don't want anything they say they want. Want you to do things they don't want. Want you to want to do what they want.
Alright I think I picked a bad topic.
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Re: The grossly oversimplified How Shit Works thread [Re: Jadian]
#6213904 - 10/26/06 12:09 PM (17 years, 5 months ago) |
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women:
bitches be crazy
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Re: The grossly oversimplified How Shit Works thread [Re: Simisu]
#6213927 - 10/26/06 12:14 PM (17 years, 5 months ago) |
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Quote:
Simisu said:
meditate.
decided that meditation is what you're doing and you've done it!
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