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Bakery Chic: Chapter II
#6159117 - 10/11/06 04:56 PM (17 years, 5 months ago) |
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Holy shit. I'm talking to her right now and things are looking fuckin' awesome for me. I'll post the entire convo when we're done including the timestamps. You don't wanna miss this, it'll explain everythning .
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Re: Bakery Chic: Chapter II [Re: Newbie]
#6159127 - 10/11/06 05:01 PM (17 years, 5 months ago) |
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Re: Bakery Chic: Chapter II [Re: Newbie]
#6159129 - 10/11/06 05:01 PM (17 years, 5 months ago) |
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I'm on the edge of my seat.
But really, if you're enjoying it then it must be good.
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Re: Bakery Chic: Chapter II [Re: Newbie]
#6159130 - 10/11/06 05:01 PM (17 years, 5 months ago) |
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Re: Bakery Chic: Chapter II [Re: hcrider]
#6159137 - 10/11/06 05:04 PM (17 years, 5 months ago) |
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Just let me say this isn't doctored at ALL. I only took her screen name out. Other than that its an exact copy, you have my word.
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Re: Bakery Chic: Chapter II [Re: Newbie]
#6159147 - 10/11/06 05:08 PM (17 years, 5 months ago) |
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Talk is cheap man!
I smell a cock-teasing IM session coming on.
Just post when you have pics of her riding the bologne pony.
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Re: Bakery Chic: Chapter II [Re: Newbie]
#6159158 - 10/11/06 05:12 PM (17 years, 5 months ago) |
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No im takin screen shots and just puttin lines thru her name. Or something I dunno, but no I have no reason to fuck with it lol.
Edited by Newbie (10/11/06 05:13 PM)
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Re: Bakery Chic: Chapter II [Re: Newbie]
#6159189 - 10/11/06 05:22 PM (17 years, 5 months ago) |
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Dude, this better end with you getting your pen0r wet or I vote that you get permabanned from the shroomery.
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ya..all your posts kinda have me feeling like im the one getting dick teased
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Re: Bakery Chic: Chapter II [Re: BIGSWANG]
#6159234 - 10/11/06 05:32 PM (17 years, 5 months ago) |
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Okay, here you go! I'm blazed and had some percocet, but I handled pretty well
her (6:14:55 PM): yo what does hittn the skinns mean? MeccaG45 (6:15:02 PM): fuckin? her (6:15:19 PM): oh her (6:15:29 PM): assholes her (6:15:34 PM): not you her (6:15:49 PM): is that all men want? MeccaG45 (6:16:17 PM): lol no her (6:17:09 PM): this motha just wrote me sayn.....I like ur lil short ass alot i can properly carry u around by hittn the skinns her (6:17:19 PM): assholes..lol MeccaG45 (6:19:14 PM): i dunno i dont want you to think im tryin to do like a one night stand thing i mean I'm really not looking for a relationship but that doesn't mean we cant be really good friends, hang out a lot, get fucked up, and mess around i mean i just dont want the attachment MeccaG45 (6:19:46 PM): its not gonna be like wam bam thank ya mam, but i definitely wanna stay cool with you either way, you're a lot of fun to hang out with :-) MeccaG45 (6:20:29 PM): and i had a lot of fun the other night, and I wish we would have went further i mean you could have spent the night and went home in the morning MeccaG45 (6:20:38 PM): i woulda cooked ya breakfast :-P her (6:21:35 PM): i dont know...i had fun too,but this whole sex shit is pissn me off MeccaG45 (6:21:50 PM): whaddya mean u want me to back off? her (6:22:43 PM): its not just you ,every man i meet has always a smart ass comment and doesnt even want to get to know me..As a person...im a good girl wit a big heart MeccaG45 (6:23:10 PM): i know looking back i was a little too sarcastic i didnt mean to offend you :-\ her (6:23:22 PM): and i fall in luv wit ur ass if i get that booty..lol MeccaG45 (6:23:43 PM): brb bong her (6:24:06 PM): wow,thanks
Auto response from MeccaG45 (6:24:06 PM): Bits from the Hong.:-D
her (6:24:26 PM): im cool man MeccaG45 (6:27:16 PM): k back MeccaG45 (6:27:41 PM): so u dont think its possible to maintain a strictly friend/sexual relationship? her (6:27:55 PM): no her (6:28:32 PM): i never have and i dont want to get hurt,my emotions get too caught up in shit like that MeccaG45 (6:28:59 PM): lol well i hope u had fun last time then :-P her (6:29:16 PM): i most definitely did..... her (6:29:40 PM): i dont know...we'll see what happens MeccaG45 (6:29:56 PM): aight i'll acceot that ;-) her (6:30:21 PM): so,u gonna have some for me tomm or is she still out? her (6:30:37 PM): of the brown shit/ MeccaG45 (6:30:47 PM): i doubt it shit runnin DRY her (6:30:56 PM): wow her (6:32:52 PM): vampire MeccaG45 (6:33:16 PM): you were moaning like crazy tho MeccaG45 (6:33:19 PM): so i kept doin it MeccaG45 (6:33:23 PM): O:-) her (6:33:33 PM): it felt so good her (6:33:44 PM): my pussy was wet as shit her (6:33:56 PM): my clit was bulging MeccaG45 (6:33:58 PM): i know i wanted to slip some in but u wouldnt let me MeccaG45 (6:34:13 PM): i was fuckin rock hard MeccaG45 (6:34:15 PM): lol her (6:34:25 PM): umm very sexy her (6:34:48 PM): u get this look in ur eyes though.... MeccaG45 (6:34:58 PM): whaddya mean? her (6:35:03 PM): like on a different level MeccaG45 (6:35:13 PM): oh yea? :-D her (6:35:14 PM): like weird shit MeccaG45 (6:35:29 PM): u got any more pics? MeccaG45 (6:35:31 PM): maybe? her (6:35:34 PM): u into some weird shit i dont know bout? her (6:35:39 PM): like what? MeccaG45 (6:35:46 PM): like i dunno MeccaG45 (6:35:53 PM): something to help me sleep 2nite? MeccaG45 (6:36:02 PM): ;-) her (6:36:07 PM): u fantasize? MeccaG45 (6:36:15 PM): a little her (6:36:18 PM): lol her (6:36:32 PM): ur crazy MeccaG45 (6:36:38 PM): i definitely want u in ur work uniform ;-) her (6:36:49 PM): shut up..lol MeccaG45 (6:36:57 PM): nah im serious her (6:37:04 PM): u watch that too? MeccaG45 (6:37:11 PM): huh? her (6:37:30 PM): u notice everything MeccaG45 (6:37:46 PM): im a very perceptive person her (6:38:09 PM): are you playn that fuckn music MeccaG45 (6:38:17 PM): lol her (6:38:32 PM): i keep hearn shit... MeccaG45 (6:38:32 PM): so no pics? MeccaG45 (6:38:33 PM): :-( her (6:38:53 PM): id have to download from upstairs to here MeccaG45 (6:39:06 PM): i got time :-D MeccaG45 (6:39:18 PM): but its cool if ur busy dont worry bout it :-P her (6:39:31 PM): u probably have a whole roon full of people too her (6:39:36 PM): lol MeccaG45 (6:39:41 PM): no lol MeccaG45 (6:39:49 PM): i wouldnt do that :-P her (6:40:02 PM): than why'd you wite lol after no? her (6:40:25 PM): yo has ur lil brother seen any pics? MeccaG45 (6:40:35 PM): cuz i use that to end most of my online sentences MeccaG45 (6:40:39 PM): its just filler lol MeccaG45 (6:40:43 PM): ^like that one her (6:41:26 PM): answer me bout ur bro..did he see that one pic? MeccaG45 (6:41:34 PM): i doubt it MeccaG45 (6:41:36 PM): y? MeccaG45 (6:41:49 PM): i always sign off when im not on my computer her (6:41:59 PM): ok cool...U didnt show ur dad either did u? MeccaG45 (6:42:06 PM): ur paranoid MeccaG45 (6:42:08 PM): lol MeccaG45 (6:42:51 PM): i keep my shit locked away MeccaG45 (6:42:57 PM): nobodys gettin it lol her (6:43:04 PM): alright cool MeccaG45 (6:43:13 PM): im a computer guru i got this MeccaG45 (6:43:15 PM): ;-) her (6:43:31 PM): and sexy as hell MeccaG45 (6:43:42 PM): :-D stop her (6:44:16 PM): do u feel comfortable round me? MeccaG45 (6:44:39 PM): yea im really cool w/u now MeccaG45 (6:44:42 PM): lol its chill her (6:45:19 PM): sorry for keepn to myself at work this morn...I was havn a bad day... MeccaG45 (6:45:35 PM): its cool i tried to cheer u up :-P her (6:45:43 PM): you did her (6:46:10 PM): got me a lil embarrassed.....u made me turn bright red... MeccaG45 (6:46:17 PM): lol sorry her (6:46:46 PM): im a lil shy in some ways... her (6:47:06 PM): but i can be a loud obnoxious bitch too her (6:47:09 PM): lol MeccaG45 (6:47:28 PM): lol its cool MeccaG45 (6:47:49 PM): i saw u crackin a smile whenever u looked then try to force it shut and you'd make a funny face :-D her (6:48:04 PM): lol MeccaG45 (6:48:29 PM): yea i like those blue lacy hotpants MeccaG45 (6:48:35 PM): they're fuckin sexy as shit her (6:49:02 PM): so, when u think we can chill again?i always wear boy shorts..thats all i have if im not wearn any her (6:49:05 PM): lol her (6:49:56 PM): i have black ones,white ones,hot pink,yellow,and light pink... MeccaG45 (6:50:05 PM): :-) MeccaG45 (6:50:21 PM): pics of each? MeccaG45 (6:50:24 PM): :-D her (6:50:26 PM): nooo her (6:51:14 PM): so , tell me ....how DO you like ur dick to be sucked?lol MeccaG45 (6:52:06 PM): my bad i pushed you away cuz i had to piss REALLY bad her (6:52:18 PM): nice MeccaG45 (6:52:20 PM): so it was hard to enjoy cuz it hurt so bad lol MeccaG45 (6:52:24 PM): but i was lovin MeccaG45 (6:52:27 PM): it* her (6:52:42 PM): i can do that all day long MeccaG45 (6:52:51 PM): I like one hand on my balls too that adds a lot :-D her (6:53:02 PM): it does? MeccaG45 (6:53:11 PM): yea it feels so good MeccaG45 (6:53:26 PM): and if you use ur hand and mouth at the same time shit thats heaven her (6:53:37 PM): what bout a finger or tongue in ur ass? MeccaG45 (6:53:59 PM): never tried that...lol i dunno bout a finger... her (6:54:14 PM): i have a thing for that,tongue.... her (6:54:54 PM): while playn wit the dick at the same time her (6:55:28 PM): i can and used to be a nasty girl in bed..i was just shut down thats all her (6:55:30 PM): lol MeccaG45 (6:56:02 PM): well that's where our age difference will work ;-) her (6:56:19 PM): what ya mean MeccaG45 (6:56:41 PM): cuz we both know some shit, ya know? her (6:57:42 PM): so what kind of girls did you date? At that age i didnt know shit and if a man came at me wit what u know id be all for him.... MeccaG45 (6:58:47 PM): i dunno... i didnt really go by any certain criteria, it just kind of fell into place MeccaG45 (6:59:01 PM): that's how i'm letting it go from now on MeccaG45 (6:59:08 PM): if it happens it happens her (6:59:32 PM): but you dont want it to happen..so it wont her (6:59:44 PM): ur crazy MeccaG45 (7:00:16 PM): well you never know shit happens time changes things but i was sayin that's not my immediate plan you know what i mean? her (7:00:19 PM): can i have another? MeccaG45 (7:00:30 PM): another what? :-) her (7:00:34 PM): kiss MeccaG45 (7:00:39 PM): of course MeccaG45 (7:00:47 PM): you don't have to ask, they're free ;-) her (7:01:03 PM): i will always ask first... MeccaG45 (7:01:32 PM): the best kisses are random her (7:01:35 PM): so....if we do get together again and chill MeccaG45 (7:01:49 PM): *when we do get together again and chill her (7:02:31 PM): can we just play a couple times...days...and go from there MeccaG45 (7:02:52 PM): whatever you want i'm down for whatever her (7:02:59 PM): Im not quite ready to give it up yet.... her (7:03:07 PM): but ill play MeccaG45 (7:03:23 PM): accepted ;-) her (7:03:30 PM): and ill make sure my mouth will not give you blueballs her (7:03:47 PM): ill suck it all out first... her (7:04:24 PM): and dont get saucy wit me... MeccaG45 (7:04:30 PM): :-D MeccaG45 (7:04:48 PM): i love how u talk her (7:04:55 PM): lol her (7:05:06 PM): ive got a dirty mouth MeccaG45 (7:05:26 PM): its sexy MeccaG45 (7:05:28 PM): :-) her (7:06:06 PM): are you makn them kissy sounds for real?someone is and it drivn me crazy..lol her (7:06:09 PM): see her (7:06:17 PM): there it was again MeccaG45 (7:06:31 PM): lol no i dunno what ur talkin about her (7:06:51 PM): how do people make them sounds MeccaG45 (7:07:07 PM): which sounds MeccaG45 (7:07:10 PM): kissing sounds? her (7:07:18 PM): yeah her (7:07:32 PM): :-! MeccaG45 (7:07:37 PM): lol uh... you kiss the air MeccaG45 (7:07:45 PM): you just *muah* lol her (7:07:58 PM): yo ur funny MeccaG45 (7:08:18 PM): thanx :-D MeccaG45 (7:08:29 PM): so how bout next sunday nite? MeccaG45 (7:08:34 PM): u have mondays off right? her (7:08:40 PM): right MeccaG45 (7:08:57 PM): aight her (7:09:12 PM): not this sun ?Next sun? MeccaG45 (7:09:21 PM): y not this sun? her (7:09:43 PM): so this sun before mon? MeccaG45 (7:09:55 PM): lol what does she win? MeccaG45 (7:09:57 PM): ;-) her (7:10:04 PM): a kiss MeccaG45 (7:10:15 PM): where? MeccaG45 (7:10:18 PM): :-D her (7:10:25 PM): in my freezer MeccaG45 (7:10:31 PM): lol MeccaG45 (7:11:11 PM): aight well i gotta get to doin some classwork MeccaG45 (7:11:21 PM): should i check my email 2inte? MeccaG45 (7:11:22 PM): ;-) her (7:12:43 PM): ill send you one.... MeccaG45 (7:13:07 PM): k her (7:13:07 PM): only if i can watch you play through ur window MeccaG45 (7:14:41 PM): lol MeccaG45 (7:14:55 PM): you can have it in person ;-) MeccaG45 (7:15:06 PM): on that note i'm outtie :-) her (7:15:08 PM): i wanna watch too MeccaG45 (7:15:10 PM): peace her (7:15:16 PM): bye
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Re: Bakery Chic: Chapter II [Re: Newbie]
#6159267 - 10/11/06 05:41 PM (17 years, 5 months ago) |
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Quote:
Penguarky Tunguin said: Dude, this better end with you getting your pen0r wet or I vote that you get permabanned from the shroomery.
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Re: Bakery Chic: Chapter II [Re: Newbie]
#6159288 - 10/11/06 05:48 PM (17 years, 5 months ago) |
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smooth
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deXtrous
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Man I'd bet she'd be steamed if she found out you're posting your convo's on a public forum HEHEHE
So where the fuck's that picture of her?
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SilentG
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Re: Bakery Chic: Chapter II [Re: Newbie]
#6159329 - 10/11/06 06:05 PM (17 years, 5 months ago) |
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Nice. You haven't shared that pic with anyone else huh? Fucking liar.
At least she's gonna suck your dick. Be careful you don't lead her on (you're borderline on that right now imo) - the last thing the world needs is more kids getting raised by a single-mom who has one more reason to teach them that all men are scum.
edit: oh fuck, I missed the part about her rimming you. Jeez ... ok, I gotta get off my high horse because I'm pretty sure I'd be getting that too in your place. Damn - that is one dirty girl! Have her give my wife a call!
-------------------- Yes, I could go drive somewhere everytime the urge to defecate hits, but...where's the fun in that. -Moth
Edited by SilentG (10/11/06 06:07 PM)
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Re: Bakery Chic: Chapter II [Re: SilentG]
#6159337 - 10/11/06 06:07 PM (17 years, 5 months ago) |
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She didn't send it yet. Don't worry, I'll share the love.
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Re: Bakery Chic: Chapter II [Re: Newbie]
#6159351 - 10/11/06 06:12 PM (17 years, 5 months ago) |
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NewbieShroomie is gonna get a rim job
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Re: Bakery Chic: Chapter II [Re: schmutzen]
#6159383 - 10/11/06 06:26 PM (17 years, 5 months ago) |
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what is wrong with you dude
shes old, fat, and ugly
u must not be very good with girls man, find some good pussy.
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schmutzen
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Re: Bakery Chic: Chapter II [Re: Leanin]
#6159427 - 10/11/06 06:40 PM (17 years, 5 months ago) |
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Who me? No, I'm married and just living vicariously. But yes, I agree he should be looking for Love and not the pUtang.
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Re: Bakery Chic: Chapter II [Re: Newbie]
#6159458 - 10/11/06 06:56 PM (17 years, 5 months ago) |
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Pretty weaksauce imo. And you felt the need to share this why?
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