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OfflineTameMe
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so theres this big girl in one of my classes that wants to get it on with me....
    #6150121 - 10/09/06 01:55 PM (17 years, 5 months ago)

the thing is....i haven't gotten any in over two years....

but i'm not really attracted to her at all. she weighs like 250.

my friends tell me "big girls need lovin too"

i don't know if i should go for it or not.

Edited by TameMe (10/09/06 02:05 PM)

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Offlinestefan
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Re: so theres this big girl in one of my classes that wants to get it on with me.... [Re: TameMe]
    #6150126 - 10/09/06 01:58 PM (17 years, 5 months ago)

Quote:

but i'm not really attracted to her at all.



then don't, or you'll regret it.

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Re: so theres this big girl in one of my classes that wants to get it on with me.... [Re: stefan]
    #6150129 - 10/09/06 02:00 PM (17 years, 5 months ago)

no. dont do it. fat people dont deserve skinny people. hahaha


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Re: so theres this big girl in one of my classes that wants to get it on with me.... [Re: Colbadol]
    #6150132 - 10/09/06 02:01 PM (17 years, 5 months ago)

Just let her give you head. They gobble that shit up like hotcakes.

Edited by Newbie (10/09/06 02:01 PM)

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Re: so theres this big girl in one of my classes that wants to get it on with me.... [Re: stefan]
    #6150135 - 10/09/06 02:01 PM (17 years, 5 months ago)

Quote:

stefan said:
Quote:

but i'm not really attracted to her at all.



then don't, or you'll regret it.



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Re: so theres this big girl in one of my classes that wants to get it on with me.... [Re: Colbadol]
    #6150137 - 10/09/06 02:02 PM (17 years, 5 months ago)

everyone does things they regret whether they admit it or not. just get really drunk and hit it. the drunkenness doesn't justify it but it'll let you get over whatever ego you've got :P plus it'll help her lose a few pounds

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Re: so theres this big girl in one of my classes that wants to get it on with me.... [Re: fearfect]
    #6150153 - 10/09/06 02:07 PM (17 years, 5 months ago)

hey man Ive had plenty of chances to fuck a few big girls but passed on it just cause they were big. i regret it now cause i got with a big girl about a year ago and was able to do all kinds of shit to her. just get a little bit of drink in your system and DON'T TELL A SOUL, well accept for us. I'm telling you man, you wont regret it. plus all big girls have huge asses. i would like to say that NO I'm not a big girl lover, i just don't say no to them anymore. i prefer a skinny girl with a huge ass. i also like nerdy white girls with nice tits and a big ass. shit for a while i was into butters.


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Re: so theres this big girl in one of my classes that wants to get it on with me.... [Re: TameMe]
    #6150162 - 10/09/06 02:09 PM (17 years, 5 months ago)

Quote:

"big girls need lovin too"





Yep.


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Re: so theres this big girl in one of my classes that wants to get it on with me.... [Re: Penguarky Tunguin]
    #6150172 - 10/09/06 02:12 PM (17 years, 5 months ago)

doit!


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Re: so theres this big girl in one of my classes that wants to get it on with me.... [Re: Newbie]
    #6150176 - 10/09/06 02:13 PM (17 years, 5 months ago)

Quote:

NewbieShroomie said:
Just let her give you head. They gobble that shit up like hotcakes.




Yep. Anything more and youl need to roll her in flower then aim for the wet spot.


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Edited by barfightlard (10/09/06 02:14 PM)

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Re: so theres this big girl in one of my classes that wants to get it on with me.... [Re: emilbus]
    #6150182 - 10/09/06 02:14 PM (17 years, 5 months ago)

Quote:

emilbus said:
. i also like nerdy white girls with nice tits and a big ass.




Does not exist.


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Re: so theres this big girl in one of my classes that wants to get it on with me.... [Re: Kid_Orgo]
    #6150202 - 10/09/06 02:19 PM (17 years, 5 months ago)

BET!!!!!!! come down to Texas, bro. Ive been with more then enough. there's just something about there nervous attitude and glasses. oh and the big ass and big titties.


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Re: so theres this big girl in one of my classes that wants to get it on with me.... [Re: TameMe]
    #6150261 - 10/09/06 02:27 PM (17 years, 5 months ago)

Quote:

TameMe said:
she weighs like 250.
my friends tell me "big girls need lovin too"
i don't know if i should go for it or not.




well....what does 250lbs compare to?
250 lbs.
heres a 250lb bodybuilder:



a 250 lb tuna:



a 250 lb. puma:



a 250 lb felon:



"Cheesasaurus" Rex
250 lbs. of
carved Kraft cheese:



250 lbs of silly puddy:



survey says,
thats one huge bitch.


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Re: so theres this big girl in one of my classes that wants to get it on with me.... [Re: 40oz]
    #6150289 - 10/09/06 02:33 PM (17 years, 5 months ago)

Dude, that was a fucking quality post.

Hail 40


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Re: so theres this big girl in one of my classes that wants to get it on with me.... [Re: Kid_Orgo]
    #6150290 - 10/09/06 02:33 PM (17 years, 5 months ago)

<3 40

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Re: so theres this big girl in one of my classes that wants to get it on with me.... [Re: 40oz]
    #6150305 - 10/09/06 02:35 PM (17 years, 5 months ago)

this is about how big she is....prob a tad more...

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Re: so theres this big girl in one of my classes that wants to get it on with me.... [Re: TameMe]
    #6150312 - 10/09/06 02:36 PM (17 years, 5 months ago)

unnnnnnnnfffffffff

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Re: so theres this big girl in one of my classes that wants to get it on with me.... [Re: Kid_Orgo]
    #6150335 - 10/09/06 02:42 PM (17 years, 5 months ago)

:wink:


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Re: so theres this big girl in one of my classes that wants to get it on with me.... [Re: TameMe]
    #6150370 - 10/09/06 02:51 PM (17 years, 5 months ago)

Her: Hey want to hang out sometime?  :wink:

You: I'm busy that day.  :smirk:


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Re: so theres this big girl in one of my classes that wants to get it on with me.... [Re: Hank, FTW]
    #6150388 - 10/09/06 02:53 PM (17 years, 5 months ago)

:lol:


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