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OfflineDeadmaker
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Dude...I totally just nailed my first black chick tonight.
    #5974878 - 08/18/06 12:29 AM (17 years, 7 months ago)

Man, I'm fucking wasted, can't sleep and she is in my bed right now. Dude, something about this post makes me feel similar to Hitman......fuckin kill me someone.

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Re: Dude...I totally just nailed my first black chick tonight. [Re: Deadmaker]
    #5974881 - 08/18/06 12:30 AM (17 years, 7 months ago)

lol this is just the night for dissing hitman.. ive been doing it all day..

congrats man, how was it?


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Re: Dude...I totally just nailed my first black chick tonight. [Re: Banez]
    #5974888 - 08/18/06 12:32 AM (17 years, 7 months ago)

sexual chocolate


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Re: Dude...I totally just nailed my first black chick tonight. [Re: TrippinTeddy]
    #5974892 - 08/18/06 12:34 AM (17 years, 7 months ago)

No racism in The Pub, thank you...


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"Bus squelching is not to be laughed at."

Edited by trendal (08/18/06 08:59 AM)

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Re: Dude...I totally just nailed my first black chick tonight. [Re: Deadmaker]
    #5974894 - 08/18/06 12:34 AM (17 years, 7 months ago)

PLEASE give me a psychic splash of pussy!  My husband's out of town.  :frown: 

I'm so jealous.

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Re: Dude...I totally just nailed my first black chick tonight. [Re: pantsboy]
    #5974899 - 08/18/06 12:36 AM (17 years, 7 months ago)

Quote:

pantsboy said:
No racism in The Pub, thank you...



LOL


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OfflineDeadmaker
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Re: Dude...I totally just nailed my first black chick tonight. [Re: Banez]
    #5974901 - 08/18/06 12:37 AM (17 years, 7 months ago)

WEll, she knows how to fuck, I'll say that.She totally took over and made me the submissive bitch.

Still though, I think that the chick from Taiwan that I used to date was better, but that might change if I continue to nail this black chick.




Oh, and I heard a joke tonight. I live in Indiana, so the joke applies to Us citazens.

Why can't you get a decent blow job in Mexico anymore??









Because all the cocksuckers moved here.....ZING!

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Re: Dude...I totally just nailed my first black chick tonight. [Re: king_cobra]
    #5974904 - 08/18/06 12:39 AM (17 years, 7 months ago)

I really don't know about Pants, anymore! A racist that lives in the Bay Area?:wtf:


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Re: Dude...I totally just nailed my first black chick tonight. [Re: Deadmaker]
    #5974905 - 08/18/06 12:39 AM (17 years, 7 months ago)

That jokes so not true though. You can get more than a decent blowjob on every street corner for a few measly nickles.


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"Mushrooms are only similar to penises in their appearance." - LeBron James (2013)

ToiletDuk said:
"Bus squelching is not to be laughed at."

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Re: Dude...I totally just nailed my first black chick tonight. [Re: pantsboy]
    #5974912 - 08/18/06 12:41 AM (17 years, 7 months ago)

Quote:

pantsboy said:
That jokes so not true though. You can get more than a decent blowjob on every street corner for a few measly nickles.




That might be true, but the joke is still fucking funny god damn it.....Since when did jokes have to have a bit of truth to them?

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Re: Dude...I totally just nailed my first black chick tonight. [Re: MOTH]
    #5974920 - 08/18/06 12:46 AM (17 years, 7 months ago)

Quote:

EllemyshShade said:
PLEASE give me a psychic splash of pussy!  My husband's out of town.  :frown: 

I'm so jealous.





Haha, I'm not sure what a psychic splash of pussy is, but I'm willing to share!

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Re: Dude...I totally just nailed my first black chick tonight. [Re: Deadmaker]
    #5974924 - 08/18/06 12:47 AM (17 years, 7 months ago)

Go ahead, tell me about her every crevice.  :tongue2:

Then I'll consider myself sufficiencly psychically endowed.  :cool:

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Re: Dude...I totally just nailed my first black chick tonight. [Re: MOTH]
    #5974939 - 08/18/06 12:55 AM (17 years, 7 months ago)

i'll be right over, Elle. :wink:


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Re: Dude...I totally just nailed my first black chick tonight. [Re: Acidic_Sloth]
    #5974951 - 08/18/06 01:00 AM (17 years, 7 months ago)

Quote:

Acidic_Sloth said:
i'll be right over, Elle. :wink:





Girl...I don't know what it is with me! I'm sOOOO stimulated by women, but I am SO SHY!  I haven't been able to find a girl I can truly mesh with and (mess with). 

You're such a sweetheart!  YOu made me grin.  :grin:

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Re: Dude...I totally just nailed my first black chick tonight. [Re: MOTH]
    #5974967 - 08/18/06 01:08 AM (17 years, 7 months ago)

i'm the same way.

and i'll still be right over. :wink:


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JaP: 30,000 lines of gay, cock, and fag can't be wrong
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JaP: Nothing, I tell you.


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Re: Dude...I totally just nailed my first black chick tonight. [Re: Acidic_Sloth]
    #5975051 - 08/18/06 01:52 AM (17 years, 7 months ago)

umm... wtf is going on here...  roflz  :tongue2:


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Re: Dude...I totally just nailed my first black chick tonight. [Re: TrippinTeddy]
    #5975071 - 08/18/06 02:09 AM (17 years, 7 months ago)

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TrippinTeddy said:
sexual chocolate




SEXY CHOCOLATE!


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Re: Dude...I totally just nailed my first black chick tonight. [Re: Deadmaker]
    #5975174 - 08/18/06 04:51 AM (17 years, 7 months ago)

Quote:

Deadmaker said:
Dude, something about this post makes me feel similar to Hitman......




:rotfl:

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Re: Dude...I totally just nailed my first black chick tonight. [Re: Deadmaker]
    #5975401 - 08/18/06 08:54 AM (17 years, 7 months ago)

Unless the two of you have been discussing the Montgomery Bus Boycott while having sex, what does her being black have to do with it?

The two of you had a wonderful time, lets keep it wonderful instead of uploading testosterone to the boards. Surprise her with breakfast in bed or something.

Just a word of advice: the two of you might still be in "the zone" :wink:

As for the racistr comments in this thread: for shame :thumbdown:


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Re: Dude...I totally just nailed my first black chick tonight. [Re: pantsboy]
    #5975768 - 08/18/06 12:27 PM (17 years, 7 months ago)

it's not an insult to say a black chick is black..
is simply making the observation a racist comment? heck no!
black people are different from white people in many ways, and i am sure sex is a lot different! especially when so many prefer not to have sex with another race....
the fact that people imply that this topic is racists...is being too sensitive of racism, and makes this sort of thing uncomfortable to talk about...

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