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Le_Canard
The Duk Abides

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Re: WTF Dude My Girlfriend is pissing me off [Re: Hitman203]
#5951871 - 08/10/06 08:05 PM (17 years, 9 months ago) |
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Maybe she discovered the joys of lesbian sex on vacation. If you're lucky, she'll let you watch.
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barfightlard
tales of theinexpressible



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Re: WTF Dude My Girlfriend is pissing me off [Re: Banez]
#5951873 - 08/10/06 08:06 PM (17 years, 9 months ago) |
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he can take the tag team then
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RandalFlagg
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Re: WTF Dude My Girlfriend is pissing me off [Re: blink]
#5951876 - 08/10/06 08:07 PM (17 years, 9 months ago) |
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Quote:
blinkidiot said: I DON'T CARE.
Oh come on...Hitman is one of the most intriguing members of this site and he deserves respect.
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jungjedi
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Re: WTF Dude My Girlfriend is pissing me off [Re: Le_Canard]
#5951885 - 08/10/06 08:09 PM (17 years, 9 months ago) |
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maybe she was in a gangbang or shes with Al Qaeda.whose to say.women are either a mystery or severly retarded
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RandalFlagg
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Re: WTF Dude My Girlfriend is pissing me off [Re: DNKYD]
#5951934 - 08/10/06 08:27 PM (17 years, 9 months ago) |
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Quote:
DNKYD said: Something tells me he carefully chooses what to do and what not to do in his daily life so he can post about it at the end of the day on the Shroomery.
Oh come on...we've all done that.
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Deadmaker
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Re: WTF Dude My Girlfriend is pissing me off [Re: Hitman203]
#5951938 - 08/10/06 08:31 PM (17 years, 9 months ago) |
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If your spoken language resembles your written language, I wouldn't want anything to do with you either.
Edited by Deadmaker (08/10/06 08:39 PM)
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0xYg3n
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Re: WTF Dude My Girlfriend is pissing me off [Re: Deadmaker]
#5951945 - 08/10/06 08:35 PM (17 years, 9 months ago) |
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Edited by 0xYg3n (08/10/06 08:36 PM)
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Lily_Morgan
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Re: WTF Dude My Girlfriend is pissing me off [Re: barfightlard]
#5951957 - 08/10/06 08:39 PM (17 years, 9 months ago) |
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Quote:
bellylard said: well then
lets just all agree he could solve his problams by dressing up like a girl and tuckin the sack back then just go on a hot date with passitbobbie.
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Sad thing is, that's EXACTLY what I was thinking.
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Dark_Star
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Re: WTF Dude My Girlfriend is pissing me off [Re: Prisoner#1]
#5952026 - 08/10/06 09:05 PM (17 years, 9 months ago) |
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Prisoner#1 said: she cheated on you, thats why she lost interest
I was thinking the same thing man. Sorry dude, it may be time to move on.
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KaptKid
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Re: WTF Dude My Girlfriend is pissing me off [Re: Dark_Star]
#5952038 - 08/10/06 09:11 PM (17 years, 9 months ago) |
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Quote:
Dark_Star said:
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Prisoner#1 said: she cheated on you, thats why she lost interest
I was thinking the smae thing man. Sorry dude, it may be time to move on.
Got to agree. You should of treated her better. She was just a fuck to you. She's already out the door.
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wilshire
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Re: WTF Dude My Girlfriend is pissing me off [Re: Hitman203]
#5952039 - 08/10/06 09:12 PM (17 years, 9 months ago) |
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EndlessNameless
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Re: WTF Dude My Girlfriend is pissing me off [Re: wilshire]
#5952059 - 08/10/06 09:23 PM (17 years, 9 months ago) |
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What kind of barbeque doesn't have beer?!?!?
You should seriously question the company she keeps....
Edited by EndlessNameless (08/10/06 09:23 PM)
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Mitchnast
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Re: WTF Dude My Girlfriend is pissing me off [Re: EndlessNameless]
#5952160 - 08/10/06 10:06 PM (17 years, 9 months ago) |
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hide in the bushes outside the barbeque and find out what she REALLY thinks of you
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frostbitten
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Re: WTF Dude My Girlfriend is pissing me off [Re: Nashbar]
#5952165 - 08/10/06 10:07 PM (17 years, 9 months ago) |
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Nashbar said: www.blog.com
Hahahahahah! Seriously. Get one.
She wanted you to go to the bbq, she did nothing wrong. Doesn't matter if you knew nobody, you could have met somebody, hell maybe a new girl friend (or at least a pal who has the same "problem")!
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bukkake


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Re: WTF Dude My Girlfriend is pissing me off [Re: Hitman203]
#5953260 - 08/11/06 08:26 AM (17 years, 9 months ago) |
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Hitman203 said: and im like no not really (cause its just a small bbq and i know no one there. no beers or anything like that).
I would have showed with my flask.
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kaiowas
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Re: WTF Dude My Girlfriend is pissing me off [Re: bukkake]
#5953275 - 08/11/06 08:37 AM (17 years, 9 months ago) |
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Quote:
bukkake said:
Quote:
Hitman203 said: and im like no not really (cause its just a small bbq and i know no one there. no beers or anything like that).
I would have showed with my flask.
exactly
-------------------- Annnnnnd I had a light saber and my friend was there and I said "you look like an indian" and he said "you look like satan" and he found a stick and a rock and he named the rock ooga booga and he named the stick Stick and we both thought that was pretty funny. We got eaten alive by mosquitos but didn't notice til the next day. I stepped on some glass while wading in the swamp and cut my foot open, didn't bother me til the next day either....yeah it was a good time, ended the night by buying some liquor for minors and drinking nips and going to he diner and eating chicken fingers, and then I went home and went to bed.
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grphish
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Re: WTF Dude My Girlfriend is pissing me off [Re: bukkake]
#5953276 - 08/11/06 08:38 AM (17 years, 9 months ago) |
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flasks don't hold enough i need to carry 2-3 at a time :/ or spike em with benzos
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Corporal Kielbasa

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Re: WTF Dude My Girlfriend is pissing me off [Re: barfightlard]
#5953386 - 08/11/06 10:00 AM (17 years, 9 months ago) |
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Quote:
bellylard said: just go show up at the bbq you pussy
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sysD
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Re: WTF Dude My Girlfriend is pissing me off [Re: grphish]
#5953388 - 08/11/06 10:02 AM (17 years, 9 months ago) |
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Damn man, just GO.
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ShroomFan
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Re: WTF Dude My Girlfriend is pissing me off [Re: sysD]
#5953792 - 08/11/06 12:58 PM (17 years, 9 months ago) |
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