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Invisibleshroomphunker
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Broken condom
    #5856596 - 07/14/06 12:14 AM (17 years, 8 months ago)

So yeah, I was fucking this girl tonight, and after I blew my nut I pulled out only to find the condom broken around the base of my cock and the nut went all in her twat. Fucking great.

She's going to get the morning after pill first thing in the AM.

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Re: Broken condom [Re: shroomphunker]
    #5856608 - 07/14/06 12:18 AM (17 years, 8 months ago)

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shroomphunker said:
So yeah, I was fucking this girl tonight, and after I blew my nut I pulled out only to find the condom broken around the base of my cock and the nut went all in her twat. Fucking great.

She's going to get the morning after pill first thing in the AM.

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Invisibleshroomphunker
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Re: Broken condom [Re: Leanin]
    #5856623 - 07/14/06 12:21 AM (17 years, 8 months ago)

virgin? lmao

I've been with plenty of girls, just never had a condom break.

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Re: Broken condom [Re: shroomphunker]
    #5856650 - 07/14/06 12:30 AM (17 years, 8 months ago)

the morning after pill is only 80%...I suggest you pray it never happens to you again.

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Re: Broken condom [Re: jacker77]
    #5856669 - 07/14/06 12:40 AM (17 years, 8 months ago)

:suicide:

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Re: Broken condom [Re: shroomphunker]
    #5856690 - 07/14/06 12:56 AM (17 years, 8 months ago)

Was there a lack of lubrication man? Thats usually why it happens.

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Re: Broken condom [Re: jacker77]
    #5856830 - 07/14/06 02:19 AM (17 years, 8 months ago)

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Was there a lack of lubrication man? Thats usually why it happens.




err 2 guys?? that would cause some problems


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Re: Broken condom [Re: makaveli8x8]
    #5858979 - 07/14/06 06:25 PM (17 years, 8 months ago)

Name it Icabod.

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Re: Broken condom [Re: Newbie]
    #5859033 - 07/14/06 06:37 PM (17 years, 8 months ago)

it cost me $40 to get her the plan B pill. i wish u could buy them on the black market if so I'd buy a truckload

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Re: Broken condom [Re: shroomphunker]
    #5859117 - 07/14/06 06:57 PM (17 years, 8 months ago)

both of you need STD tests if you really want to seal the deal.


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Re: Broken condom [Re: leery11]
    #5859126 - 07/14/06 07:00 PM (17 years, 8 months ago)

dude, i've been in need of an STD test for at least a year. i'm honestly petrified at the thought of it. :/

I wish they made home test kits.

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Re: Broken condom [Re: leery11]
    #5859133 - 07/14/06 07:03 PM (17 years, 8 months ago)

now I'm fuckin paranoid. I should really get tested asap. i mean, it takes 3 weeks just to get an appointment

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Re: Broken condom [Re: shroomphunker]
    #5859219 - 07/14/06 07:16 PM (17 years, 8 months ago)

hmmm.

i don't have any experience with them myself. but you'd might as well man. you don't want to be getting other people sick if you DO have something.


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Re: Broken condom [Re: leery11]
    #5859264 - 07/14/06 07:22 PM (17 years, 8 months ago)

i've been tested twice in the last 7 years. how about you?

it's been too long i guess :frown:

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Re: Broken condom [Re: shroomphunker]
    #5859269 - 07/14/06 07:23 PM (17 years, 8 months ago)

i haven't had sex in the last 20 years, so......

unless some sort of toilet seat freak accident transference happened...... or like sharing joints/pipes/bongs/drinks and getting mouth herpes or something.


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Edited by leery11 (07/14/06 07:23 PM)

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Re: Broken condom [Re: leery11]
    #5859274 - 07/14/06 07:24 PM (17 years, 8 months ago)

how old are you, bro?

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Re: Broken condom [Re: shroomphunker]
    #5859288 - 07/14/06 07:26 PM (17 years, 8 months ago)

The condom broke around the base? I've never heard of that. It's usually the top that breaks when people don't put them on properly.


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Re: Broken condom [Re: PowerTrip]
    #5859300 - 07/14/06 07:30 PM (17 years, 8 months ago)

nooo. my cock must have busted through during heavy pumping, and after i nutted i pulled out only to find the condom around the base of my dick

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Re: Broken condom [Re: shroomphunker]
    #5859426 - 07/14/06 07:51 PM (17 years, 8 months ago)

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how old are you, bro?



20
:smile:


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Re: Broken condom [Re: leery11]
    #5859438 - 07/14/06 07:54 PM (17 years, 8 months ago)

Wow leery that is kind of weak, I mean I am a loser but im 18 and not verg.


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