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Hawkeye2
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Why gay marriage is wrong
#5831179 - 07/07/06 11:36 AM (17 years, 8 months ago) |
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This was a hilarious satirical argument piece I found on some website
Gay marriage is wrong because: 1. Being gay is not natural. & as you know Americans have always rejected unnatural things like eyeglasses, polyester, & air conditioning.
2. Gay marriage will encourage people to be gay, in the same way that hanging around tall people will make you tall.
3. Legalizing gay marriage will open the door to all kinds of crazy behavior. People may even wish to marry their pets because, as you know, a dog has legal standing & can sign a marriage contract.
4. Straight marriage has been around a long time & hasn't changed at all; women are still property, blacks still can't marry whites, etc
5. Straight marriage will be less meaningful if gay marriage were allowed. The sanctity of Britany Spears' 55-hour just-for-fun marriage would be destroyed.
6. Straight marriages are valid because they produce children. Gay couples, infertile couples, and old people shouldn't be allowed to marry because our orphanages aren't full yet, & the world needs more children.
7. Obviously gay parents will raise gay children, since straight parents only raise straight children.
8. Gay marriage is not supported by religion. In a theocracy like ours, the values of one religion are imposed on the entire country. That's why we have only one religion in America.
9. Gay marriage will change the foundation of society; we could never adapt to new social norms. Just like we haven't adapted to cars, the service-sector economy, or longer life spans.
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Re: Why gay marriage is wrong [Re: Hawkeye2]
#5831189 - 07/07/06 11:39 AM (17 years, 8 months ago) |
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Gay people go to hell.
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Re: Why gay marriage is wrong [Re: HELLA_TIGHT]
#5831197 - 07/07/06 11:41 AM (17 years, 8 months ago) |
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thats where they come from
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Re: Why gay marriage is wrong [Re: HELLA_TIGHT]
#5831199 - 07/07/06 11:41 AM (17 years, 8 months ago) |
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gay people are fucking gay!
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Re: Why gay marriage is wrong [Re: AliceDee]
#5831203 - 07/07/06 11:42 AM (17 years, 8 months ago) |
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gays fucking gays?
what ever shall we do?!
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Re: Why gay marriage is wrong [Re: goobler]
#5831213 - 07/07/06 11:44 AM (17 years, 8 months ago) |
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Burn them! They turned me into a newt!
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Re: Why gay marriage is wrong [Re: goobler]
#5831218 - 07/07/06 11:46 AM (17 years, 8 months ago) |
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What if they learn to reproduce?
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Re: Why gay marriage is wrong [Re: ClammyJoe]
#5831235 - 07/07/06 11:49 AM (17 years, 8 months ago) |
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Darwin will rise from the grave and shake the hand of every gay person alive.
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Re: Why gay marriage is wrong [Re: ClammyJoe]
#5831237 - 07/07/06 11:50 AM (17 years, 8 months ago) |
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We could enslave them with leather and chains
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Re: Why gay marriage is wrong [Re: Jfisher]
#5831284 - 07/07/06 12:05 PM (17 years, 8 months ago) |
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....I just saw that on amiwrongorright.com about an hour ago. that where you got it, or did that person get it from somewhere else?
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Re: Why gay marriage is wrong [Re: Hawkeye2]
#5831291 - 07/07/06 12:08 PM (17 years, 8 months ago) |
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Quote:
Hawkeye2 said: This was a hilarious satirical argument piece I found on some website
lol...
I'm glad there are still open-minded people out there...
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Re: Why gay marriage is wrong [Re: Jfisher]
#5831295 - 07/07/06 12:08 PM (17 years, 8 months ago) |
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Jfisher said: We could enslave them with leather and chains
Too late! They did it all by themselves
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Re: Why gay marriage is wrong [Re: whatever123]
#5831307 - 07/07/06 12:11 PM (17 years, 8 months ago) |
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whatever123 said: ....I just saw that on amiwrongorright.com about an hour ago. that where you got it, or did that person get it from somewhere else?
Yeah, I got it there. I read it and laughed out loud...it should be a required read for stupid neo-conservatives that are still concerned with FAGS ruining the moral fabric of america
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whatever123
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Re: Why gay marriage is wrong [Re: Hawkeye2]
#5831448 - 07/07/06 12:37 PM (17 years, 8 months ago) |
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yup. damned fags.
first they get all uppity that clinton was acting heterosexual, now they are pissed at homosexuals. what next, priests?
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whatever123
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Re: Why gay marriage is wrong [Re: whatever123]
#5831454 - 07/07/06 12:38 PM (17 years, 8 months ago) |
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im gonna smoke some leafies. i'm that desperate.
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Re: Why gay marriage is wrong [Re: whatever123]
#5831479 - 07/07/06 12:41 PM (17 years, 8 months ago) |
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whatever123 said: im gonna smoke some leafies. i'm that desperate.
Still not as desperate as scraping the pipe out for some tar
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Re: Why gay marriage is wrong [Re: trendal]
#5831500 - 07/07/06 12:43 PM (17 years, 8 months ago) |
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Quote:
trendal said:
Quote:
whatever123 said: im gonna smoke some leafies. i'm that desperate.
Still not as desperate as scraping the pipe out for some tar
*Psychoactive tar
There's nothing wrong with smoking tar if it gets you high
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whatever123
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Re: Why gay marriage is wrong [Re: Hawkeye2]
#5831528 - 07/07/06 12:47 PM (17 years, 8 months ago) |
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....the res can be a fucking mind blowing experience. ive had mad resin highs before. leaves.......pft. they suck.
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Re: Why gay marriage is wrong [Re: Hawkeye2]
#5831546 - 07/07/06 12:51 PM (17 years, 8 months ago) |
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Hawkeye2 said: There's nothing wrong with smoking tar if it gets you high
ROFL, no that's very true. I've lost count of how many times the scrape-n-smoke has saved my ass from boredom
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Re: Why gay marriage is wrong [Re: trendal]
#5831674 - 07/07/06 01:24 PM (17 years, 8 months ago) |
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But why does it feel so right... :P
J.K.
I personally think everybody should be able to do what they want. Mind you guys who are against the counter-culture(not much anymore) that is the Gay lifestyle. You're also part of a counterculture of drugs and what not yourself, so don't think you're so pristine.
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