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Cats are cooler to pet than dogs, in the long run.
#5749034 - 06/14/06 09:36 AM (17 years, 9 months ago) |
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say for instance you somehow landed a job petting animals over a 6 hour period. lets even go so far to say that the job paid $15.62 an hour.
and you had your choice, cat or dog, 6 hours a day, 5 days a week. i'd choose cat. dogs would be cool at first, cause you can get em all rhiled up and kinda fight with em... but then you get all worn out after a half hour.. you know how hard it is to calm a worked up dog? and your all out of breath and just need a drink..
but a cat, when you get a cat pissed off, you can total try and wait him out... and test it's nerves a bit.. it's like a game of chess.
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Re: Cats are cooler to pet than dogs, in the long run. [Re: Phychotron]
#5749080 - 06/14/06 09:55 AM (17 years, 9 months ago) |
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Edited by pac_man (06/17/06 09:47 AM)
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Phychotron
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Re: Cats are cooler to pet than dogs, in the long run. [Re: pac_man]
#5749086 - 06/14/06 09:58 AM (17 years, 9 months ago) |
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were talking about a job of bieng in a room, with animal of choice, for 6 hours a day, and your only job was to pet it.
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Re: Cats are cooler to pet than dogs, in the long run. [Re: Phychotron]
#5749106 - 06/14/06 10:04 AM (17 years, 9 months ago) |
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A lab.
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Re: Cats are cooler to pet than dogs, in the long run. [Re: Phychotron]
#5749111 - 06/14/06 10:05 AM (17 years, 9 months ago) |
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Quote:
Phychotron said: were talking about a job of bieng in a room, with animal of choice, for 6 hours a day, and your only job was to pet it.
A dog, for sure. A french bulldog.
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Re: Cats are cooler to pet than dogs, in the long run. [Re: Noetical]
#5749116 - 06/14/06 10:06 AM (17 years, 9 months ago) |
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yea, those are cool dogs... those would have to be the one id settle for if all the cats were taken... i mean, if they let you bring a tennis ball... it'd be heaven.
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Re: Cats are cooler to pet than dogs, in the long run. [Re: Phychotron]
#5749127 - 06/14/06 10:09 AM (17 years, 9 months ago) |
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Edited by pac_man (06/17/06 09:47 AM)
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Phychotron
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Re: Cats are cooler to pet than dogs, in the long run. [Re: Phychotron]
#5749134 - 06/14/06 10:11 AM (17 years, 9 months ago) |
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yea, it'd be a wierd job for sure... i bet it would probably become mandatory to switch animal like, ever 3 weeks or something.. just so you wouldnt be overly agresssive to the others... animal predujice.
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Re: Cats are cooler to pet than dogs, in the long run. [Re: Phychotron]
#5749241 - 06/14/06 11:02 AM (17 years, 9 months ago) |
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Dog for sure. No question.
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Re: Cats are cooler to pet than dogs, in the long run. [Re: OneMoreRobot3021]
#5749242 - 06/14/06 11:03 AM (17 years, 9 months ago) |
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Quote:
OneMoreRobot3021 said: A dog, for sure. A french bulldog.
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Re: Cats are cooler to pet than dogs, in the long run. [Re: RandalFlagg]
#5749268 - 06/14/06 11:10 AM (17 years, 9 months ago) |
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Re: Cats are cooler to pet than dogs, in the long run. [Re: Phychotron]
#5749300 - 06/14/06 11:17 AM (17 years, 9 months ago) |
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Re: Cats are cooler to pet than dogs, in the long run. [Re: OneMoreRobot3021]
#5749316 - 06/14/06 11:21 AM (17 years, 9 months ago) |
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Re: Cats are cooler to pet than dogs, in the long run. [Re: RandalFlagg]
#5749321 - 06/14/06 11:23 AM (17 years, 9 months ago) |
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dogs are a mans best friend.
nuff said.
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Re: Cats are cooler to pet than dogs, in the long run. [Re: Phychotron]
#5749322 - 06/14/06 11:23 AM (17 years, 9 months ago) |
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Never trust a single woman with a cat.
I dont know what to say about a guy with a cat
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Re: Cats are cooler to pet than dogs, in the long run. [Re: Ginseng1]
#5749330 - 06/14/06 11:25 AM (17 years, 9 months ago) |
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Quote:
Ginseng1 said: dogs are a mans best friend.
Yeah, cats would never put up with bullshit like jumping through flaming hoops.
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Re: Cats are cooler to pet than dogs, in the long run. [Re: RandalFlagg]
#5749332 - 06/14/06 11:26 AM (17 years, 9 months ago) |
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Holy shit man. That's my dream dog right there! Look at him! Jumping through a flaming hoop!
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Re: Cats are cooler to pet than dogs, in the long run. [Re: OneMoreRobot3021]
#5749339 - 06/14/06 11:28 AM (17 years, 9 months ago) |
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Do you think he enjoys shit like that? He looks scared out of his mind.
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Re: Cats are cooler to pet than dogs, in the long run. [Re: RandalFlagg]
#5749342 - 06/14/06 11:30 AM (17 years, 9 months ago) |
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I'm sure he's well-fed in reward just enough to outdo the fear.
-------------------- Acid doesn't give you truths; it builds machines that push the envelope of perception. Whatever revelations came to me then have dissolved like skywriting. All I really know is that those few years saddled me with a faith in the redemptive potential of the imagination which, however flat, stale and unprofitable the world seems to me now, I cannot for the life of me shake. -Erik Davis
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Re: Cats are cooler to pet than dogs, in the long run. [Re: OneMoreRobot3021]
#5749466 - 06/14/06 12:06 PM (17 years, 9 months ago) |
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or
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