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Amatoxin
Injected With A Poison
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Loc: Not So Great Britain
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There's a mouse in my kitchen...
#5582217 - 05/02/06 05:32 PM (17 years, 10 months ago) |
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what am I going to do???
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eligal
Noobie
Registered: 05/25/05
Posts: 7,021
Loc: California
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Re: There's a mouse in my kitchen... [Re: Amatoxin]
#5582227 - 05/02/06 05:34 PM (17 years, 10 months ago) |
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give it a name! youve got a new pet
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OneMoreRobot3021
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Re: There's a mouse in my kitchen... [Re: Amatoxin]
#5582235 - 05/02/06 05:37 PM (17 years, 10 months ago) |
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Kill 'im dead.
-------------------- Acid doesn't give you truths; it builds machines that push the envelope of perception. Whatever revelations came to me then have dissolved like skywriting. All I really know is that those few years saddled me with a faith in the redemptive potential of the imagination which, however flat, stale and unprofitable the world seems to me now, I cannot for the life of me shake. -Erik Davis
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Amatoxin
Injected With A Poison
Registered: 03/27/05
Posts: 1,934
Loc: Not So Great Britain
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he/she is actually my pet garden mouse sort of lol
there's three that live in the garden and they just munch/store away bird seed, nuts etc but this one must have got inquisitive and ventured into the house through the open door when I was mowing the lawn
theyre not your average common mouse, I've checked in a wildlife book and theyre wood mice lol
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KaptKid
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Re: There's a mouse in my kitchen... [Re: Amatoxin]
#5582299 - 05/02/06 05:54 PM (17 years, 10 months ago) |
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Hope your still laughing when he eats your stash.
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eligal
Noobie
Registered: 05/25/05
Posts: 7,021
Loc: California
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Re: There's a mouse in my kitchen... [Re: KaptKid]
#5582311 - 05/02/06 05:56 PM (17 years, 10 months ago) |
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Quote:
KaptKid said: Hope your still laughing when he eats your stash.
lol, good one!
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warm_gun
day tripper
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Re: There's a mouse in my kitchen... [Re: eligal]
#5582339 - 05/02/06 06:01 PM (17 years, 10 months ago) |
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Quote:
eligal said: give it a name! youve got a new pet
haha, thats what i did a couple months ago named him seymour. cause i kept seeing more and more of him
but sadly, seymour has been killed at least 5 times now
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Amatoxin
Injected With A Poison
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Loc: Not So Great Britain
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Re: There's a mouse in my kitchen... [Re: KaptKid]
#5582362 - 05/02/06 06:05 PM (17 years, 10 months ago) |
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Quote:
KaptKid said: Hope your still laughing when he eats your stash.
Stash of what? I don't smoke weed anymore nor will I have any shrooms till Autumn. It'll have a job gnawing through a glass bottle to get to my liquor lol
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Schwip
Never sleeps.
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Re: There's a mouse in my kitchen... [Re: Amatoxin]
#5582375 - 05/02/06 06:07 PM (17 years, 10 months ago) |
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If it manages to get into your booze, then id say its a worthy pet mouse....
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freshlyPLUMP
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Re: There's a mouse in my kitchen... [Re: Schwip]
#5582620 - 05/02/06 06:58 PM (17 years, 10 months ago) |
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Just make sure it goes for the good stuff
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Noetical
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Re: There's a mouse in my kitchen... [Re: Amatoxin]
#5582729 - 05/02/06 07:26 PM (17 years, 10 months ago) |
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Get a respirator and see a doctor. You now have the haunta virus.
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Ginseng1
Elegant Universe
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Re: There's a mouse in my kitchen... [Re: Noetical]
#5582758 - 05/02/06 07:32 PM (17 years, 10 months ago) |
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I have a mouse problem which has driven me insane.
I whipped out the sticky pads and all I caught was mouse shit.
I whipped out the poison and all that was left was scattered poison, and mouse shit.
I fuckin made a post asking for help and I got none.
And none of you jackasses have helped either.
Fuck it, ima just name mine Christina.
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Edited by Ginseng1 (05/02/06 07:33 PM)
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Psychedelics
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Re: There's a mouse in my kitchen... [Re: Ginseng1]
#5582766 - 05/02/06 07:34 PM (17 years, 10 months ago) |
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Take some cheese and put a rat trap up and kill the fucker
then inspect your house and find where he could be getting in
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Virus_with_Shoes
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Re: There's a mouse in my kitchen... [Re: Amatoxin]
#7934219 - 01/26/08 10:10 AM (16 years, 2 months ago) |
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Get a cat. I did it and it wiped out all of the mice, not to mention the roaches, in the apartment.
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Konyap
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give it a cookie
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Prisoner#1
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Re: There's a mouse in my kitchen... [Re: Konyap]
#7934325 - 01/26/08 10:45 AM (16 years, 2 months ago) |
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that's how the trouble starts. give a mouse a cookie and it'll want a glass of milk before you know it the mice have formed a union and are picketing your house demanding better conditions, more cheese and better healthcare...
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Asante
Omnicyclion prophet
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Re: There's a mouse in my kitchen... [Re: Prisoner#1]
#7934351 - 01/26/08 10:50 AM (16 years, 2 months ago) |
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Quote:
before you know it the mice have formed a union and are picketing your house
God Hates Cats?
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Irdamage
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Re: There's a mouse in my kitchen... [Re: Asante]
#7934379 - 01/26/08 10:57 AM (16 years, 2 months ago) |
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Why...a mouse trap clearly. I get mice about once a year, when I was with my ex girlfriend she wanted me to get the humane traps and release them in some "woods". Sadly there about 5 times the price and I couldn't afford to blow 15 bucks on a mouse trap and gas to take it to the woods in the middle of winter where it wont survive anyway...
Sorry mice..I would gladly share my space if you didn't filth it up with your shit and constant property damage.
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blissedout
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Quote:
OneLessForeskin said: Kill 'im dead.
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Blend
afferent orchestra
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Re: There's a mouse in my kitchen... [Re: blissedout]
#7934479 - 01/26/08 11:19 AM (16 years, 2 months ago) |
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I'm sure the mouse has been taken care of by now. This thread is almost 2 years old.
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