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InvisibleAmatoxin
Injected With A Poison

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There's a mouse in my kitchen...
    #5582217 - 05/02/06 05:32 PM (17 years, 10 months ago)

what am I going to do???  :shocked: :confused:


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Invisibleeligal
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Re: There's a mouse in my kitchen... [Re: Amatoxin]
    #5582227 - 05/02/06 05:34 PM (17 years, 10 months ago)

give it a name! youve got a new pet :laugh:


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InvisibleOneMoreRobot3021
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Re: There's a mouse in my kitchen... [Re: Amatoxin]
    #5582235 - 05/02/06 05:37 PM (17 years, 10 months ago)

Kill 'im dead.


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InvisibleAmatoxin
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Re: There's a mouse in my kitchen... [Re: OneMoreRobot3021]
    #5582265 - 05/02/06 05:45 PM (17 years, 10 months ago)

he/she is actually my pet garden mouse sort of lol  :crazy:

there's three that live in the garden and they just munch/store away bird seed, nuts etc but this one must have got inquisitive and ventured into the house through the open door when I was mowing the lawn  :rolleyes:

theyre not your average common mouse, I've checked in a wildlife book and theyre wood mice lol  :crazy:


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OfflineKaptKid
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Re: There's a mouse in my kitchen... [Re: Amatoxin]
    #5582299 - 05/02/06 05:54 PM (17 years, 10 months ago)

Hope your still laughing when he eats your stash.


:sun:


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Invisibleeligal
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Re: There's a mouse in my kitchen... [Re: KaptKid]
    #5582311 - 05/02/06 05:56 PM (17 years, 10 months ago)

Quote:

KaptKid said:
Hope your still laughing when he eats your stash.


:sun:




lol, good one! :thumbup:


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Offlinewarm_gun
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Re: There's a mouse in my kitchen... [Re: eligal]
    #5582339 - 05/02/06 06:01 PM (17 years, 10 months ago)

Quote:

eligal said:
give it a name! youve got a new pet :laugh:




haha, thats what i did a couple months ago
named him seymour. cause i kept seeing more and more of him :rofl:

but sadly, seymour has been killed at least 5 times now :frown:


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InvisibleAmatoxin
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Re: There's a mouse in my kitchen... [Re: KaptKid]
    #5582362 - 05/02/06 06:05 PM (17 years, 10 months ago)

Quote:

KaptKid said:
Hope your still laughing when he eats your stash.  :sun:




Stash of what? I don't smoke weed anymore nor will I have any shrooms till Autumn. It'll have a job gnawing through a glass bottle to get to my liquor lol  :smirk:


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OfflineSchwip
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Re: There's a mouse in my kitchen... [Re: Amatoxin]
    #5582375 - 05/02/06 06:07 PM (17 years, 10 months ago)

If it manages to get into your booze, then id say its a worthy pet mouse....


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OfflinefreshlyPLUMP
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Re: There's a mouse in my kitchen... [Re: Schwip]
    #5582620 - 05/02/06 06:58 PM (17 years, 10 months ago)

Just make sure it goes for the good stuff


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InvisibleNoetical
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Re: There's a mouse in my kitchen... [Re: Amatoxin]
    #5582729 - 05/02/06 07:26 PM (17 years, 10 months ago)

Get a respirator and see a doctor. You now have the haunta virus.

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OfflineGinseng1
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Re: There's a mouse in my kitchen... [Re: Noetical]
    #5582758 - 05/02/06 07:32 PM (17 years, 10 months ago)

I have a mouse problem which has driven me insane.

I whipped out the sticky pads and all I caught was mouse shit.

I whipped out the poison and all that was left was scattered poison, and mouse shit.

I fuckin made a post asking for help and I got none.

And none of you jackasses have helped either.

Fuck it, ima just name mine Christina.


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OfflinePsychedelics
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Re: There's a mouse in my kitchen... [Re: Ginseng1]
    #5582766 - 05/02/06 07:34 PM (17 years, 10 months ago)

Take some cheese and put a rat trap up and kill the fucker

then inspect your house and find where he could be getting in


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InvisibleVirus_with_Shoes
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Re: There's a mouse in my kitchen... [Re: Amatoxin]
    #7934219 - 01/26/08 10:10 AM (16 years, 2 months ago)

Get a cat. I did it and it wiped out all of the mice, not to mention the roaches, in the apartment.  :pirate:


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Re: There's a mouse in my kitchen... [Re: Virus_with_Shoes]
    #7934279 - 01/26/08 10:35 AM (16 years, 2 months ago)

give it a cookie

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InvisiblePrisoner#1
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Re: There's a mouse in my kitchen... [Re: Konyap]
    #7934325 - 01/26/08 10:45 AM (16 years, 2 months ago)

that's how the trouble starts.
give a mouse a cookie and it'll want a glass of milk
before you know it the mice have formed a union and are
picketing your house demanding better conditions, more
cheese and better healthcare...

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Re: There's a mouse in my kitchen... [Re: Prisoner#1]
    #7934351 - 01/26/08 10:50 AM (16 years, 2 months ago)

Quote:

before you know it the mice have formed a union and are
picketing your house




God Hates Cats? :wink:


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OfflineIrdamage
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Re: There's a mouse in my kitchen... [Re: Asante]
    #7934379 - 01/26/08 10:57 AM (16 years, 2 months ago)

Why...a mouse trap clearly. I get mice about once a year, when I was with my ex girlfriend she wanted me to get the humane traps and release them in some "woods". Sadly there about 5 times the price and I couldn't afford to blow 15 bucks on a mouse trap and gas to take it to the woods in the middle of winter where it wont survive anyway...

Sorry mice..I would gladly share my space if you didn't filth it up with your shit and constant property damage.

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Re: There's a mouse in my kitchen... [Re: OneMoreRobot3021]
    #7934445 - 01/26/08 11:13 AM (16 years, 2 months ago)

Quote:

OneLessForeskin said:
Kill 'im dead.




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InvisibleBlend
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Re: There's a mouse in my kitchen... [Re: blissedout]
    #7934479 - 01/26/08 11:19 AM (16 years, 2 months ago)

I'm sure the mouse has been taken care of by now. This thread is almost 2 years old.

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