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 BrAiN
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 i saw the coolest shit i've ever seen today 
#5461675 - 03/30/06 09:06 PM (18 years, 21 days ago) |
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I was in the waiting room of a doctor's office this afternoon with a few other people.
I hear a car's wheels screeching and then BAM!!!!!
Some old lady plows her car through the wall. It only made it up to where the windshield meets the hood, but still.. that was fuckin' awesome
(epilogue.. she was ok.. no one got hurt so you are all allowed to start laughing now)
BUAHAHAHAAA
The really ironic thing was it was a doctor's office in the same parking lot as the emergency room. How convenient.
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PinballWizard
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Re: i saw the coolest shit i've ever seen today [Re: BrAiN]
#5461683 - 03/30/06 09:08 PM (18 years, 21 days ago) |
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That's pretty cool. Did you use the distraction to loot the place?
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BrAiN
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Re: i saw the coolest shit i've ever seen today [Re: PinballWizard]
#5461684 - 03/30/06 09:08 PM (18 years, 21 days ago) |
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naaa.. I should have ganked some painkillers and rubber gloves though.
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 DNKYD
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Re: i saw the coolest shit i've ever seen today [Re: BrAiN]
#5461685 - 03/30/06 09:09 PM (18 years, 21 days ago) |
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Quote:
geokills_rocks said:
(epilogue.. she was ok.. no one got hurt so you are all allowed to start laughing now)
So it's not OK to laugh when stupid people do stupid shit? I laughed. Honestly I would have laughed harder if you had said a brick flew through her window and finished the old hag off. Stupid people doing stupid shit deserve to be hurt, and hurt bad.
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Penguarky Tunguin
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Re: i saw the coolest shit i've ever seen today [Re: DNKYD]
#5461688 - 03/30/06 09:09 PM (18 years, 21 days ago) |
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 I agree.
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unbeliever
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Re: i saw the coolest shit i've ever seen today [Re: BrAiN]
#5461693 - 03/30/06 09:10 PM (18 years, 21 days ago) |
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Lets hijaack this and make it the "coolest shit you've seen" thread, k?
For me it'd probably be when I was out on a boat and the wind just flat dies, clouds acting weird.. grayish yellow light... so we start to head back to the docks.. before we're there though behind us in the horizon three, yes THREE mother fucking tornados form though I think only one touched down.
It was some cool shit.
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BrAiN
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Re: i saw the coolest shit i've ever seen today [Re: DNKYD]
#5461701 - 03/30/06 09:11 PM (18 years, 21 days ago) |
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yea but it was an honest mistake. most people have taken off in a parking spot going forward when they thought they were in reverse and visa versa... we usually just don't hit the accelerator that hard and we catch ourselves before we do damage.
I felt bad for the poor chick's husband. Everyone in the waiting room flooded out the door to look. hahahahahaha
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TheDude
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Re: i saw the coolest shit i've ever seen today [Re: BrAiN]
#5461711 - 03/30/06 09:14 PM (18 years, 21 days ago) |
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Women drivers....when will we learn!?!
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DNKYD
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Re: i saw the coolest shit i've ever seen today [Re: BrAiN]
#5461721 - 03/30/06 09:16 PM (18 years, 21 days ago) |
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Quote:
geokills_rocks said:
yea but it was an honest mistake. most people have taken off in a parking spot going forward when they thought they were in reverse and visa versa... we usually just don't hit the accelerator that hard and we catch ourselves before we do damage.
I actually saw some stupid bitch do that last week. She had a curb in front of her parking spot that was flat on top, and about 8 inches off the ground. She floored it and her frame just dropped down onto the curb. I laughed my ass off as I pointed at her stupid ass.
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OneMoreRobot3021
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Re: i saw the coolest shit i've ever seen today [Re: BrAiN]
#5461736 - 03/30/06 09:20 PM (18 years, 21 days ago) |
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Hahaha that sounds fucking great.
My girlfriend's dad was sitting in his usual corner table at the local bagel shop when some old guy drove right through the window and knocked the table over, and her dad only just dove out of the way in time.
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Re: i saw the coolest shit i've ever seen today [Re: OneMoreRobot3021]
#5461780 - 03/30/06 09:36 PM (18 years, 21 days ago) |
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Thats so funny lol. I would've crapped my pants if that happened.
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BrAiN
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Re: i saw the coolest shit i've ever seen today [Re: Ximp]
#5461789 - 03/30/06 09:39 PM (18 years, 21 days ago) |
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You don't need an excuse to crap your pants. Just go for it. It feels so bad but it feels so gooOood.
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Ximp
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Re: i saw the coolest shit i've ever seen today [Re: BrAiN]
#5461792 - 03/30/06 09:41 PM (18 years, 21 days ago) |
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Okay ill try it during class tommorow.
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Re: i saw the coolest shit i've ever seen today [Re: BrAiN]
#5462047 - 03/30/06 10:54 PM (18 years, 21 days ago) |
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That would have been so funny to see that, I have seen a wreck no more then 20 feet in front of me, two cars sideswiped each other when one lady tried to get into the other second lane, it was a 4 lane road in town, it was a main road.
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Birds_Can_Swim
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Re: i saw the coolest shit i've ever seen today [Re: Skunk420]
#5462063 - 03/30/06 10:59 PM (18 years, 21 days ago) |
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I saw a guy get arrested
Then I saw him riding his bike five minutes later
Not as coo las your story, but it was funyn at the time
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SoulSurfer
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Re: i saw the coolest shit i've ever seen today [Re: Birds_Can_Swim]
#5462093 - 03/30/06 11:08 PM (18 years, 21 days ago) |
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I saw and old guy ram the car in front of him, jam it into reverse and smash the car behind him, smash forward again and then I guess he put it in reverse again and floored it because the back end of his car went right up on the hood of the sports car behind him. He got out and started crying like a baby, it was kinda sad
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Skunk420
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Re: i saw the coolest shit i've ever seen today [Re: Birds_Can_Swim]
#5462179 - 03/30/06 11:35 PM (18 years, 21 days ago) |
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how can someone get arrested and be riding a bike 5 minutes later, did the cops let the guy go?
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BrAiN
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Re: i saw the coolest shit i've ever seen today [Re: Skunk420]
#5462244 - 03/30/06 11:54 PM (18 years, 21 days ago) |
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I saw the end of a police shootout on the freeway in Baltimore a few years ago. We were driving in the opposite direction (traffic was stopped in the other lanes... one dead body riddled with bullets in a puddle of blood behind his car stopped in the middle of the lanes, a few cop cars 20 meters past, and all the traffic stopped behind. My mom was about to scream and was freaking out.
I thought it was kinda' cool.
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HELLA_TIGHT
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Re: i saw the coolest shit i've ever seen today [Re: BrAiN]
#5462250 - 03/30/06 11:56 PM (18 years, 21 days ago) |
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U Must B h4rdc0r3
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BrAiN
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Re: i saw the coolest shit i've ever seen today [Re: HELLA_TIGHT]
#5462280 - 03/31/06 12:04 AM (18 years, 21 days ago) |
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Yea. I'm 3733T too.
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