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Jfisher
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Trip quotes...
#5326749 - 02/22/06 12:43 AM (18 years, 1 month ago) |
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I was taking a piss last night after eating some more of my first harvest, when I thought to myself
"I think the sum of all my squares is more or less equal to pie at this point."
I know you guys must have some good ones. Let's hear em.
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Corporal Kielbasa
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Re: Trip quotes... [Re: Jfisher]
#5326753 - 02/22/06 12:44 AM (18 years, 1 month ago) |
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did i just piss my pants when i farted?
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danlennon3
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friend "yo... look at the wallpaper!"
me "what? the ceiling paper or the wall paper!?!"
-------------------- "Psychedelics should be used not to escape reality, but to embrace it"
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danlennon3
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got another one....it was the first time on shrooms
friend- i think im trippin
me- yea im fucked up...
friend- it must have been something we ate!
-------------------- "Psychedelics should be used not to escape reality, but to embrace it"
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Cubieman420
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Tripping nuts on acid....
Friend 1: "You're leather ummmmm......you're leather ahhhh......"
Friend 2: "Leather nutsack?"
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Corporal Kielbasa
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no wonder people think drugs are bad. Listen to us! We sound like idiots
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wrestler_az
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Re: Trip quotes... [Re: Jfisher]
#5326826 - 02/22/06 01:13 AM (18 years, 1 month ago) |
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the 2 ive said worth remembering are in my sig.
the first, "hows your wow" happened while trying to ask my fellow tripper how his trip was going when i was rudely interrupted by a barrage of visuals. so it came out, hows your WOW! he looked at me....hows my wow? my wows alright. we had a good laugh.
the second, came to me as i was blasted out of my mind camping with some shroomerites. sitting around the campfire i was in this trip where i felt everyone was there for my entertainment. and not only that, but all i had to do was think what i wanted them to do and they did it! i stood up and declared "Bow down and worship me. And entertain me, like the puppets you are!" hah, funny shit.
-------------------- how's your WOW? Edited by yageman (04/20/06 4:20 PM)
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eligal
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Re: Trip quotes... [Re: Jfisher]
#5326829 - 02/22/06 01:15 AM (18 years, 1 month ago) |
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ehehe, these are great, i gotta write some of this shit down!!
i shall make a book, in which these quotes shall used
-------------------- \m/ Spanksta \m/ "do you have the freedom to do with your nervous system what you want?" "MolokoMilkPlus said: I'll respect you if you let me give you a blow job" "tactik said: respect the can."
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Jadian
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Re: Trip quotes... [Re: eligal]
#5326895 - 02/22/06 01:38 AM (18 years, 1 month ago) |
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Me - "If I had any more happy my head would explode"
Friend (who wasn't trippin) - You're smiling so big you look like pac-man (I laughed for 10 minutes about this)
Those two really stand out to me, there's lots of other conversations I can remember, but no line that sticks out. I wish I could remember the conversation that lead me and my friend to believe that we'd taken over the neighborhood with snow.
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wrestler_az
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Re: Trip quotes... [Re: Jadian]
#5326906 - 02/22/06 01:41 AM (18 years, 1 month ago) |
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Quote:
Jadian said: Me - "If I had any more happy my head would explode"
i like that....
-------------------- how's your WOW? Edited by yageman (04/20/06 4:20 PM)
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lukeboots
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Re: Trip quotes... [Re: Jadian]
#5326917 - 02/22/06 01:43 AM (18 years, 1 month ago) |
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Quote:
Jadian said: You're smiling so big you look like pac-man
that's great.
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Jadian
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Re: Trip quotes... [Re: lukeboots]
#5326929 - 02/22/06 01:45 AM (18 years, 1 month ago) |
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Oh shit I thought of another one. Scene: Driving down a long, winding road with trees and mountains on all sides. Drug: Mushrooms.
Me (Looking to passenger) - Why the fuck are you upside down? Him (Sitting ON HIS HEAD, in the seat) - I was looking under the seat and forgot
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aNeway2sayHooray
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Re: Trip quotes... [Re: Jadian]
#5326992 - 02/22/06 02:09 AM (18 years, 1 month ago) |
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-------------------- Mad_Larkin said: Death is just a thang. MrJellineck said: Profits, prophets. That's all you jews think about. sheekle said: life is drugs... and music... and cat...
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Jadian
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I left a message on someone's phone the 4th or 5th time I tripped. Don't remember making the phone call, but playing the message the next day me and my buddy both got some good laughs out of it.
It went something along the lines of...
"Hey D this is J, I just wanted to.... (a few seconds empty space) Hello? D? You there? Oh shit that's right it's your answering machine. Well call me back at 250-234167 shit that was too many numbers. Wait you know my number already. (a few seconds empty space) Man I hope this is D, otherwise someone's getting a really weird message from me (10 seconds of giggling) *click*"
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eligal
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Re: Trip quotes... [Re: Jadian]
#5327052 - 02/22/06 02:42 AM (18 years, 1 month ago) |
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im definately gonna write these down tomorrow
-------------------- \m/ Spanksta \m/ "do you have the freedom to do with your nervous system what you want?" "MolokoMilkPlus said: I'll respect you if you let me give you a blow job" "tactik said: respect the can."
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Konnrade
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Re: Trip quotes... [Re: Jadian]
#5327053 - 02/22/06 02:42 AM (18 years, 1 month ago) |
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Quote:
Jadian said: I left a message on someone's phone the 4th or 5th time I tripped. Don't remember making the phone call, but playing the message the next day me and my buddy both got some good laughs out of it.
It went something along the lines of...
"Hey D this is J, I just wanted to.... (a few seconds empty space) Hello? D? You there? Oh shit that's right it's your answering machine. Well call me back at 250-234167 shit that was too many numbers. Wait you know my number already. (a few seconds empty space) Man I hope this is D, otherwise someone's getting a really weird message from me (10 seconds of giggling) *click*"
I think I just giggled more than you probably did in your message.
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Jadian
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Re: Trip quotes... [Re: Konnrade]
#5327068 - 02/22/06 02:52 AM (18 years, 1 month ago) |
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And you have to imagine me talking with the shroom-voice (I know you guys know what I mean)
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CaRnAgECaNdY
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Re: Trip quotes... [Re: Jfisher]
#5327076 - 02/22/06 02:57 AM (18 years, 1 month ago) |
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-------------------- The secret to being funny is to say smart things stupidly, or is it stupid things smartly? Whatever..it's not rocket surgery...or something like that.
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I_was_the_walrus
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Re: Trip quotes... [Re: Jadian]
#5327079 - 02/22/06 03:00 AM (18 years, 1 month ago) |
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Me and my friends trying to imitate Bill Cosby and Jerry Seinfeld.
Try it when your tripping, you will never laugh harder.
"Whats the deal with airline peanuts...I mean...who are they tryin to keep out of these things"
or
"you take the puddin...ah ah ah...and you get the jello...muah muah."
Hilarious!!
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Dobie
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i said is it a mile walking or a mile driving when i was trippin
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