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Unfolding Nature Shop: Unfolding Nature: Being in the Implicate Order

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OfflinePhanTomCat
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If...... You were God...........
    #5137054 - 01/03/06 11:29 PM (18 years, 2 months ago)

No limits, no rules....

You can do absolutely anything.....


What would you do....?


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Re: If...... You were God........... [Re: PhanTomCat]
    #5137058 - 01/03/06 11:30 PM (18 years, 2 months ago)

World Peace


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OfflineAnimals
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Re: If...... You were God........... [Re: RESTLESS]
    #5137061 - 01/03/06 11:31 PM (18 years, 2 months ago)

If there was world peace, people would not have free will, not that I believe we actually do have free will, but thats another story.

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Re: If...... You were God........... [Re: Animals]
    #5137074 - 01/03/06 11:34 PM (18 years, 2 months ago)

If there were a God such as Phantomcat described, there would be no free will either.




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OfflineAkira
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Re: If...... You were God........... [Re: SkorpivoMusterion]
    #5137098 - 01/03/06 11:43 PM (18 years, 2 months ago)

If I were God I would challenge the Christian God to a "Who's the better God contest" and have all moral and rational civilization do the Donald Trump on Jehova, "Yer fired!"


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"Our intention is our eternal fingerprint in the universe."

We know that God is good, and so are hamburgers and hot dogs. We know that hamburgers and hot dogs definitely do exist, so then by deduction of logic God too must also exist. Hamburgers + Hot dogs = God.... Duh

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OfflinePhanTomCat
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Re: If...... You were God........... [Re: SkorpivoMusterion]
    #5137099 - 01/03/06 11:43 PM (18 years, 2 months ago)

Quote:

SkorpivoMusterion said:
If there were a God such as Phantomcat described, there would be no free will either.





I don't remember describing anything....
You make your own rules/limits/restrictions based on what you think a God's "powers" to be....
What I think has nothing to do with the question/answer....  :sun:


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Re: If...... You were God........... [Re: PhanTomCat]
    #5137107 - 01/03/06 11:45 PM (18 years, 2 months ago)

I'd watch chicks take showers


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OfflineMcdoopy
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Re: If...... You were God........... [Re: PhanTomCat]
    #5137122 - 01/03/06 11:50 PM (18 years, 2 months ago)

Quote:

PhanTomCat said:
No limits, no rules....

You can do absolutely anything.....


What would you do....?




I would start from scratch.

Quote:

CUBErt said:
I'd watch chicks take showers




after doing this for a little while

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Re: If...... You were God........... [Re: CUBErt]
    #5137125 - 01/03/06 11:50 PM (18 years, 2 months ago)

i'd create something.

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Re: If...... You were God........... [Re: PhanTomCat]
    #5137128 - 01/03/06 11:51 PM (18 years, 2 months ago)

My 7th chakra says exactly what I'm doing now.  But my third chakra wants to move mountains and walk on water.    :grin:


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Re: If...... You were God........... [Re: PhanTomCat]
    #5137137 - 01/03/06 11:53 PM (18 years, 2 months ago)

No limits, no rules....

You can do absolutely anything.....


A God that can do absolutely anything, with no limits, and no rules, would require omniscience and omnipotence.

Hence, the implicit description that I inferred from those characteristics given.



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Re: If...... You were God........... [Re: SkorpivoMusterion]
    #5137156 - 01/04/06 12:00 AM (18 years, 2 months ago)

ok, but what would you do....?


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"The most important things in life that are often ignored, are the things that one cannot see...."

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Re: If...... You were God........... [Re: Cherk]
    #5137185 - 01/04/06 12:06 AM (18 years, 2 months ago)

Quote:

CUBErt said:
I'd watch chicks take showers





Quote:

Deviate said:
i'd create something.





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Smoker For Peace said:
But my third chakra wants to move mountains and walk on water.    :grin:




That all sounds like fun.....!
(in no particular order)  :lol:


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"The most important things in life that are often ignored, are the things that one cannot see...."

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Re: If...... You were God........... [Re: PhanTomCat]
    #5137189 - 01/04/06 12:09 AM (18 years, 2 months ago)

I would be J LO's thong for a day.

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Re: If...... You were God........... [Re: PhanTomCat]
    #5137212 - 01/04/06 12:16 AM (18 years, 2 months ago)

When I gain Omniscience, I'll let you know. Otherwise, I just don't know what I would do. My limited human-centric perspective would greatly differ from the infinite, unfathomable, omniscient God-centric perspective, and so would my answer to your question.

I'll humor you though: I'd show up on planet Earth in a yellow tuxedo with pink polka dots, black sunglasses, and remind all us Humans here that they are to the Universe what an atom in the speck of a sand, is to the vast, great ocean. And then I'd tell them they need to loosen the fuck up, and make all hallucinogenics legalized, cuz God said so. And then I'd erase every form of STD's there ever is, and ever would be, as well as all diseases and any possibilities of such. Then I'd create a biological update for men: the ability to stop all production of sperm for any period of time. And then I would seduce Salma Hayek, Tila Nguyen, Aliz?e, and Keyra.




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Re: If...... You were God........... [Re: PhanTomCat]
    #5137225 - 01/04/06 12:20 AM (18 years, 2 months ago)

Create a new race that was slightly more intelligent than Humans. Maybe it wouldnt take this new race so long to clue in.


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Re: If...... You were God........... [Re: PhanTomCat]
    #5137300 - 01/04/06 12:37 AM (18 years, 2 months ago)

Well, I think one of the first things I would do is go collect Randi's million bux~.....  :tongue:


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Re: If...... You were God........... [Re: PhanTomCat]
    #5137332 - 01/04/06 12:46 AM (18 years, 2 months ago)

kill myself and save everyone the trouble...

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Re: If...... You were God........... [Re: SneezingPenis]
    #5137335 - 01/04/06 12:46 AM (18 years, 2 months ago)

Save the planet; kill yourself?


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Re: If...... You were God........... [Re: PhanTomCat]
    #5137360 - 01/04/06 12:58 AM (18 years, 2 months ago)

Ya know what would rock? I would find every soul in existance and ask it what it wanted from me. I would grant every wish and totally get off on making dreams come true.

Yeah, I'd be like Mr. Rouke on Fantasy Island.:yesnod:


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