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Invisiblesupernaut
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Surefire way to pass random urine tests??? *DELETED*
    #5125587 - 12/31/05 10:07 AM (18 years, 2 months ago)

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Re: Surefire way to pass random urine tests??? [Re: supernaut]
    #5125603 - 12/31/05 10:16 AM (18 years, 2 months ago)

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Do any of you know of a surefire way to pass random urine analysis drug testing for marijuana?




Don't consume MJ...there, the smartass answer is out of the way, should save a few people from having to type it :smile:

There is really no sure fire way to cheat the test...especially if they randomly watch you in the act of urinating... Lots of people pass by drinking tons of water to dilute their metabolite levels but this likely isn't something I would rely on if it was a good job I wanted to keep. This method would likely work though if you're truly just taking a single hit every week or so. Less metabolites would obviously make the dilution more effective.... None of this matters though since you stated that you probably won't have advance warning.

I've heard positive things about synthetic urine, or simply using someone's clean urine (if you have a sober friend :grin:), but you would have to rely on the ignorance of the person observing you during the test. Good luck...I sympathize...it sucks to have random tests.


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Re: Surefire way to pass random urine tests??? *DELETED* [Re: Organic]
    #5125678 - 12/31/05 10:50 AM (18 years, 2 months ago)

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Re: Surefire way to pass random urine tests??? [Re: supernaut]
    #5125963 - 12/31/05 12:44 PM (18 years, 2 months ago)

http://www.urineluck.com/products/7.html

i got mine cheaper on Ebay, just make sure you get 4.0 .

worked great :wink:, I heated it up beforehand, used some coffee to keep it warm cause it took so long to get to the testing place.  I put the heating pad on with tape 10 mins or so before I got there.  they kept me in the waiting room a longass time and it was still above 90 when I dumped it in the cup.  I just kept it in my pocket, dude asked if I had anything in my pockets before i went to 'pee' I told him I had my keys and wallet and asked if I should take them out, he said, no that's alright and let me do my thing, closed door.

way easier than I thought it would be, i dunno if all places are that easy to sub a sample for though.

just my experience. it was a pre employment test, not really random. 

DH

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Re: Surefire way to pass random urine tests??? [Re: supernaut]
    #5125984 - 12/31/05 12:53 PM (18 years, 2 months ago)

Abstain.

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Re: Surefire way to pass random urine tests??? [Re: World Spirit]
    #5125991 - 12/31/05 12:54 PM (18 years, 2 months ago)

read his post, he doesn't want to abstain and shouldn't have to.

DH

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Re: Surefire way to pass random urine tests??? [Re: supernaut]
    #5126088 - 12/31/05 01:27 PM (18 years, 2 months ago)

You need to get some fake urine. I use Quick Fix. The urine can be heated and ready to use in less then an hour's notice. Just make sure you always have some on hand.

It works GREAT. I used it to get my current job when they required mandatory drug testing. I snuck the bottle in my bra and then poured it into the cup they gave me. The bottle even has a temperature read out so that you can make sure the urine is within the "legal" temperatures. If it's too hot, simply dip it in the toilet bowl water for a bit until you pour it into the cup. (lady at Quick Fix customer service told me that!)

Anyway, I passed my drug test and now never will fear them again.

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