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InvisibleCorporal Kielbasa

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i'm going to get a new tattoo check it out!!!!
    #4980367 - 11/25/05 03:06 PM (18 years, 4 months ago)

so before i tell you about what im going to get let me tell you why im going to.

My buddy always tells chicks at the bar that i got a tattooo on my cock.

They always wanna see it.  But i never got a tattoo on Jr.
So i think it would be really fuckin funney if i actualy did get one.

Then so next time my buddy goes to some girl you wanna see a cool tattoo that my friend has.  i can actualy whip it out for em. 

Now im not sure what i would get.  But i think a word or something like would be cool.  Lets here what you freaks got in mind!!!!! :grin:

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InvisibleYidakiMan
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Re: i'm going to get a new tattoo check it out!!!! [Re: Corporal Kielbasa]
    #4980372 - 11/25/05 03:09 PM (18 years, 4 months ago)

Get a mushroom on your mushroom tip.

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InvisibleJim
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Re: i'm going to get a new tattoo check it out!!!! [Re: Corporal Kielbasa]
    #4980375 - 11/25/05 03:11 PM (18 years, 4 months ago)

I would put my name somewhere around my cock


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InvisibleCorporal Kielbasa

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Re: i'm going to get a new tattoo check it out!!!! [Re: YidakiMan]
    #4980376 - 11/25/05 03:11 PM (18 years, 4 months ago)

*chuckles* ha yeah that was so obvious i didnt even think of it good one lol!!!!!

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InvisibleCorporal Kielbasa

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Re: i'm going to get a new tattoo check it out!!!! [Re: Jim]
    #4980378 - 11/25/05 03:12 PM (18 years, 4 months ago)

ur name on my cock ?

Or maybe just a Jr.? wana say hi to Jr.? lol

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InvisibleRandalFlagg
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Re: i'm going to get a new tattoo check it out!!!! [Re: Corporal Kielbasa]
    #4980382 - 11/25/05 03:13 PM (18 years, 4 months ago)

Put little slashes that represent numbers. You know the ones where you put four straight lines and then one big one through all of them to count as five. Put a bunch on there to brag about your sexual prowess.

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InvisibleRandalFlagg
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Re: i'm going to get a new tattoo check it out!!!! [Re: RandalFlagg]
    #4980384 - 11/25/05 03:15 PM (18 years, 4 months ago)

"STD GIVER"
"AIDS...you know you want it"
"WIDE LOAD"

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InvisibleCorporal Kielbasa

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Re: i'm going to get a new tattoo check it out!!!! [Re: RandalFlagg]
    #4980386 - 11/25/05 03:16 PM (18 years, 4 months ago)

i wouldnt be bragging about being premisques to other women apon seeing my cock. But it would be funny!

i like the idea of like the bomer planes to, with the battle ships and tanks n what not.

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Offlinemikeyboy
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Re: i'm going to get a new tattoo check it out!!!! [Re: YidakiMan]
    #4980387 - 11/25/05 03:17 PM (18 years, 4 months ago)

Do what Jonny Knoxville did get "Your name" tattooed on it

that way you can go "Ive got your name tattooed on my cock"

"yeah right"

"no really LOOK" 8---- Your name -----D

And there you have it instant shag


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InvisibleYidakiMan
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Re: i'm going to get a new tattoo check it out!!!! [Re: Corporal Kielbasa]
    #4980389 - 11/25/05 03:17 PM (18 years, 4 months ago)

Ive wanted a fungi tattoo for awhile, I need to express my love for fungi aside from in my cloths. I wanted this tattoo for awhile, I claimed it was grounding, but I am chickening out. Too painful. I wanted mycelium stretching from my ankle to the pad of my foot and mushrooms crawling up my calf.

But instead I'm getting mushrooms on my back with mycelium that morphs into the globe.

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Re: i'm going to get a new tattoo check it out!!!! [Re: YidakiMan]
    #4980391 - 11/25/05 03:18 PM (18 years, 4 months ago)

Sounds awesome got any pics?


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InvisibleYidakiMan
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Re: i'm going to get a new tattoo check it out!!!! [Re: mikeyboy]
    #4980393 - 11/25/05 03:21 PM (18 years, 4 months ago)

I need an artist its all in my head.

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Re: i'm going to get a new tattoo check it out!!!! [Re: Corporal Kielbasa]
    #4980400 - 11/25/05 03:24 PM (18 years, 4 months ago)

Get The General tattood on your shlong.


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InvisibleCorporal Kielbasa

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Re: i'm going to get a new tattoo check it out!!!! [Re: mikeyboy]
    #4980401 - 11/25/05 03:24 PM (18 years, 4 months ago)

Did Jonney actualy get it tattood on him?

Fungitobewith would be cool too. Thats my old SN

I wanna get the bee man tattoed on me. the bee guy with all the mushrooms

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InvisibleRandalFlagg
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Re: i'm going to get a new tattoo check it out!!!! [Re: Corporal Kielbasa]
    #4980420 - 11/25/05 03:32 PM (18 years, 4 months ago)

You should get "Been there done that" on it.

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Re: i'm going to get a new tattoo check it out!!!! [Re: Corporal Kielbasa]
    #4980423 - 11/25/05 03:32 PM (18 years, 4 months ago)

From the base down the shaft to the head:

N
E
X
T
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V


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-Erik Davis

Edited by OneMoreRobot3021 (11/25/05 03:33 PM)

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InvisibleCorporal Kielbasa

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Re: i'm going to get a new tattoo check it out!!!! [Re: Corporal Kielbasa]
    #4980437 - 11/25/05 03:40 PM (18 years, 4 months ago)

I dedicate this thread to my Penis!!!!!

Thank you all for celebrating it with me!!!!!

HIP HIP HURRAY
HIP HIP HURRAY
HIP HIP HURRAY

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InvisibleRandalFlagg
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Re: i'm going to get a new tattoo check it out!!!! [Re: Corporal Kielbasa]
    #4980440 - 11/25/05 03:43 PM (18 years, 4 months ago)

DICK DICK HURRAY!!
DICK DICK HURRAY!!

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InvisibleVvellum
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Re: i'm going to get a new tattoo check it out!!!! [Re: mikeyboy]
    #4980615 - 11/25/05 04:48 PM (18 years, 4 months ago)

Quote:

mikeyboy said:
Do what Jonny Knoxville did get "Your name" tattooed on it

that way you can go "Ive got your name tattooed on my cock"

"yeah right"

"no really LOOK" 8---- Your name -----D

And there you have it instant shag




no - you heard wrong.
Steve-O tattooed "your name" on his ass.

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InvisibleVvellum
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Re: i'm going to get a new tattoo check it out!!!! [Re: Vvellum]
    #4980635 - 11/25/05 04:53 PM (18 years, 4 months ago)


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