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PerfectElement
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If you have a drug test coming up

#4942262 - 11/16/05 04:13 PM (18 years, 5 months ago)

I had no clean friends at the time to provide a urine sample. I was in a bind and had to take the test on real short notice. I passed the GC/MS by substituting dog urine! Rock on!!

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Re: If you have a drug test coming up

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#4942264 - 11/16/05 04:14 PM (18 years, 5 months ago)

I didn't know that could work..

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johnson657
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Re: If you have a drug test coming up

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#4942281 - 11/16/05 04:17 PM (18 years, 5 months ago)

how did you collect enough dog piss?

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#4942342 - 11/16/05 04:27 PM (18 years, 5 months ago)

cool dude, i didnt think that would ever work.

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justsomegirl
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Re: If you have a drug test coming up

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#4942351 - 11/16/05 04:29 PM (18 years, 5 months ago)

Im wondering the same thing :boxerface:

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Re: If you have a drug test coming up

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#4942372 - 11/16/05 04:33 PM (18 years, 5 months ago)

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PerfectElement said:
I had no clean friends at the time to provide a urine sample. I was in a bind and had to take the test on real short notice. I passed the GC/MS by substituting dog urine! Rock on!!

i call bullshit.

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PerfectElement
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Re: If you have a drug test coming up

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#4942373 - 11/16/05 04:33 PM (18 years, 5 months ago)

I have a dog and i have a container. lol

It's not fun though.

When you do that... that's when you know you really want to get the job. hehe

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Re: If you have a drug test coming up

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#4942379 - 11/16/05 04:34 PM (18 years, 5 months ago)

lies

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#4942392 - 11/16/05 04:37 PM (18 years, 5 months ago)

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Quote:

PerfectElement said:
I had no clean friends at the time to provide a urine sample. I was in a bind and had to take the test on real short notice. I passed the GC/MS by substituting dog urine! Rock on!!

i call bullshit.

*complete bullshit

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PerfectElement
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Re: If you have a drug test coming up

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#4942442 - 11/16/05 04:48 PM (18 years, 5 months ago)

Well I got the idea from this

http://www.erowid.org/psychoactives/testing/testing_faq.shtml#9

although I was a bit skeptical since the document is a bit dated and it doesn't specify which testing method was used.

I was 80% sure I would fail. But it was either dog urine or sopping up some urine from a public urinal with a rag, which I wasn't about to do.

If you don't believe me I can't blame you because I had the same exact perspective a week ago as you do now.

I did this because it's for a damn fine job in the field that I went away to school for.

Just thought I'd share my observations with y'all.

Edited by PerfectElement (11/16/05 04:49 PM)

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Re: If you have a drug test coming up

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#4942608 - 11/16/05 05:24 PM (18 years, 5 months ago)

I'm positive it wasnt a GC/MS test if you passed

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#4942686 - 11/16/05 05:40 PM (18 years, 5 months ago)

that is one superb document. 5 shrooms for you for the link :thumbup:

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Re: If you have a drug test coming up

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#4942886 - 11/16/05 06:19 PM (18 years, 5 months ago)

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how did you collect enough dog piss?

Ever come home to an excited puppy? My dog takes a huge standing piss as soon as I take him for a walk everyday. Much easier than the CP extract.

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#4942921 - 11/16/05 06:25 PM (18 years, 5 months ago)

I can't help be imagine you putting your dog's paw in a bowl of warm water and holding a cup to it's dick.

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Re: If you have a drug test coming up

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#4942955 - 11/16/05 06:30 PM (18 years, 5 months ago)

yea right! I dont believe you used dog piss to pass, that is just disgusting and sick man! :puke:

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QuantumMeltdown
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Re: If you have a drug test coming up

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#4943033 - 11/16/05 06:42 PM (18 years, 5 months ago)

Hey skunk remember how Ive been telling you that Im in the same drug testing situation that your in IE pti. Well I have been using the whizzinator for the last couple of drops for my drug counselor and been smoking. heh. Its been great actually. I can now just mail in to my pti officer and the only place I have to take tests is at my drug court class where the counselour doesn't really look to hard.

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