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daimyo
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Hookers, Internet Hookups, Massage Parlors, etc.
#4936229 - 11/15/05 07:41 AM (18 years, 5 months ago) |
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What's some crazy ways/places you've got laid?
I've met up with chicks from the internet, and been to the asian massage places. Only other "odd" way was when I was chilling with my dude and his girl came over. A friend of hers called and was talking about how she wanted to have sex that day, so it got set up. Never met her before that.
Internet is fun. So many ladies out there. Just gotta sift through the undesirables
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XUL
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Re: Hookers, Internet Hookups, Massage Parlors, etc. [Re: daimyo]
#4936261 - 11/15/05 08:11 AM (18 years, 5 months ago) |
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tike tike kardi
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daimyo
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Re: Hookers, Internet Hookups, Massage Parlors, etc. [Re: XUL]
#4936275 - 11/15/05 08:18 AM (18 years, 5 months ago) |
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Isn't that some whiny love song?
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XUL
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Re: Hookers, Internet Hookups, Massage Parlors, etc. [Re: daimyo]
#4936307 - 11/15/05 08:31 AM (18 years, 5 months ago) |
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wow thats amazing man, haaha you heard that? I was just looking through a bunch of my un organized downloads and found that. What language is this?
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daimyo
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Re: Hookers, Internet Hookups, Massage Parlors, etc. [Re: XUL]
#4936327 - 11/15/05 08:37 AM (18 years, 5 months ago) |
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"What language is this?"
Terrorist. AKA Iranian. Really, Persian
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Shroomism
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Re: Hookers, Internet Hookups, Massage Parlors, etc. [Re: daimyo]
#4936337 - 11/15/05 08:39 AM (18 years, 5 months ago) |
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The internet eh? I've met a few from online... I used to hunt.. but I'm too lazy these days, and I'd rather play video games I just let them find me and then sift through the undesireables
also when I was 15 or so I got laid in a mental institution. A few years after that I met this 39 year old chick at an Opeth show, and she took me home that night and kept me there.
probably some other weird circumstances I'm forgetting.
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daimyo
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Re: Hookers, Internet Hookups, Massage Parlors, etc. [Re: Shroomism]
#4936340 - 11/15/05 08:41 AM (18 years, 5 months ago) |
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Sex in the looney bin? Nice, very nice. 5 shrooms for that.
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Shroomism
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Re: Hookers, Internet Hookups, Massage Parlors, etc. [Re: daimyo]
#4936344 - 11/15/05 08:42 AM (18 years, 5 months ago) |
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good times.. good times.
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XUL
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Re: Hookers, Internet Hookups, Massage Parlors, etc. [Re: Shroomism]
#4936347 - 11/15/05 08:44 AM (18 years, 5 months ago) |
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mental institution.
how the hell did that happen
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Shroomism
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Re: Hookers, Internet Hookups, Massage Parlors, etc. [Re: XUL]
#4936360 - 11/15/05 08:47 AM (18 years, 5 months ago) |
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the sex or the mental institution?
it was co-ed living quarters for the minors at the time, and no locks on our room doors... and males and females were in the same little unit rooms right next to each other... They probably changed that since then. I had to sneak out inbetween the 20 minute room checks.. we had it timed like money.
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drtyfrnk
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Re: Hookers, Internet Hookups, Massage Parlors, etc. [Re: Shroomism]
#4936469 - 11/15/05 09:43 AM (18 years, 5 months ago) |
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Great story shroomism! Who's next on wierd places to have sex?
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samueljackson
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Re: Hookers, Internet Hookups, Massage Parlors, etc. [Re: drtyfrnk]
#4936675 - 11/15/05 10:49 AM (18 years, 5 months ago) |
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The dean of my high schools bed...working on the headmasters...with my girlfriend of course, not dean or headmaster
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QuantumMeltdown
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Re: Hookers, Internet Hookups, Massage Parlors, etc. [Re: Shroomism]
#4937042 - 11/15/05 12:53 PM (18 years, 5 months ago) |
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Why did you go to the mental institute shroomism? Did the talking to aliens come before or after this event in your life?
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Shroomism
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Re: Hookers, Internet Hookups, Massage Parlors, etc. [Re: QuantumMeltdown]
#4937048 - 11/15/05 12:54 PM (18 years, 5 months ago) |
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after.. I went because my mom thought I was crazy
But.. just a normal teenager..
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QuantumMeltdown
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Re: Hookers, Internet Hookups, Massage Parlors, etc. [Re: Shroomism]
#4937057 - 11/15/05 12:55 PM (18 years, 5 months ago) |
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Did the girl look good that you screwed in there?
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Shroomism
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Re: Hookers, Internet Hookups, Massage Parlors, etc. [Re: QuantumMeltdown]
#4937062 - 11/15/05 12:57 PM (18 years, 5 months ago) |
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hell ya.. for a psychopathic 16 year old.. she was smoking.. I busted her cherry too
but tell me.. what 16 year old female isn't psychopathic?
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QuantumMeltdown
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Re: Hookers, Internet Hookups, Massage Parlors, etc. [Re: Shroomism]
#4937121 - 11/15/05 01:21 PM (18 years, 5 months ago) |
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Did she make you tell her you love her?
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Shroomism
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Re: Hookers, Internet Hookups, Massage Parlors, etc. [Re: QuantumMeltdown]
#4937134 - 11/15/05 01:24 PM (18 years, 5 months ago) |
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Nope
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QuantumMeltdown
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Re: Hookers, Internet Hookups, Massage Parlors, etc. [Re: Shroomism]
#4937216 - 11/15/05 01:40 PM (18 years, 5 months ago) |
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She must have been psychotic then or just a whore.
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MadSeasonAbove
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Re: Hookers, Internet Hookups, Massage Parlors, etc. [Re: QuantumMeltdown]
#4937254 - 11/15/05 01:48 PM (18 years, 5 months ago) |
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She must have been psychotic then or just a whore.
Or if this was my case, if she wasn't a whore then, she's a whore now.
damn whores
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