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LethalX5
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Man sues ex-girlfriend over glued genitals
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Man sues ex-girlfriend over glued genitals
Friday, November 4, 2005; Posted: 12:39 p.m. EST (17:39 GMT)
Kenneth Slaby of Pittsburgh is suing Gail O'Toole, with whom he broke up in 1999, after dating for 10 months. Slaby then began dating someone else but, according to the lawsuit, O'Toole invited him over to her home on May 7, 2000, where he fell asleep.
When he woke up, Slaby found that O'Toole had used Super Glue to stick his genitals to his abdomen, glued his buttocks together and spelled out a profanity on his back in nail polish.
O'Toole allegedly told him it was payback for their breakup, and he had to walk a mile (1.6 kilometer) to a gas station to call for help.
"This was not just some petty domestic squabble," Slaby's attorney Grey Pratt said Wednesday.
O'Toole had pleaded guilty to misdemeanor assault and served six months' probation, but her ex-boyfriend is now suing for damages.
O'Toole's attorney, Chuck Evans, said it was a consensual act and Slaby wasn't permanently damaged.
"This is a case that should have been left in the bedroom," he said.
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I would be super pissed if i had to walk over a mile with my junk glued to myslef
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Re: Man sues ex-girlfriend over glued genitals [Re: LethalX5]
#4894939 - 11/04/05 05:55 PM (18 years, 4 months ago) |
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Wow, how low can you get? I would have to make an exception to the rule of never hitting a woman.
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Re: Man sues ex-girlfriend over glued genitals [Re: LethalX5]
#4894940 - 11/04/05 05:55 PM (18 years, 4 months ago) |
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lol
if that happened to me, i'd be a gentlemen and i'd return the favor and completely fuck her up, super glue her pussy/ass shut and have her walk a mile.
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Re: Man sues ex-girlfriend over glued genitals [Re: LethalX5]
#4894948 - 11/04/05 05:58 PM (18 years, 4 months ago) |
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O'Toole's attorney, Chuck Evans, said it was a consensual act
lol...yeah...I usually get my girlfriends to super glue my dick to my stomach, and my ass cheeks together, then write profanities on my back in nail polish....who wouldn't want that?
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Re: Man sues ex-girlfriend over glued genitals [Re: Rono]
#4894969 - 11/04/05 06:07 PM (18 years, 4 months ago) |
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turns me on!!
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Re: Man sues ex-girlfriend over glued genitals [Re: LethalX5]
#4895028 - 11/04/05 06:29 PM (18 years, 4 months ago) |
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If a guy did this to a woman, he'd spend years in jail, this is pretty sick.
Left in the bedroom? WTF? Yeah, I'll uh... just get used to being this way, with the stomach dick and one ass. I'll get used to it.
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LethalX5 said: "This is a case that should have been left in the bedroom," he said, "but she ran out of glue before she could glue him to the fucking floor."
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Re: Man sues ex-girlfriend over glued genitals [Re: LethalX5]
#4895328 - 11/04/05 08:01 PM (18 years, 4 months ago) |
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How the hell can you sleep through somebody supergluing your cack down as well as your buttcheeks together?
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Re: Man sues ex-girlfriend over glued genitals [Re: KackleDude]
#4895353 - 11/04/05 08:08 PM (18 years, 4 months ago) |
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i would have beat that bitch bloody then glued her pussy closed
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Re: Man sues ex-girlfriend over glued genitals [Re: KackleDude]
#4895368 - 11/04/05 08:11 PM (18 years, 4 months ago) |
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KackleDude said: How the hell can you sleep through somebody supergluing your cack down as well as your buttcheeks together?
She would have had to take off his pants and roll him over. I bet he was haveing a weird ass wet dream befor he realized it though.
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Re: Man sues ex-girlfriend over glued genitals [Re: Stonerguy]
#4895391 - 11/04/05 08:19 PM (18 years, 4 months ago) |
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dude, that is really rough!!!
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Re: Man sues ex-girlfriend over glued genitals [Re: lid]
#4895410 - 11/04/05 08:24 PM (18 years, 4 months ago) |
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or bananna + super glue
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Re: Man sues ex-girlfriend over glued genitals [Re: LethalX5]
#4895434 - 11/04/05 08:30 PM (18 years, 4 months ago) |
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I can imagine when he showed up at the gas station: : "Hey man, can I use you're phone, my ass is stuck together!"
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Re: Man sues ex-girlfriend over glued genitals [Re: BLAST_420]
#4895459 - 11/04/05 08:39 PM (18 years, 4 months ago) |
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BLAST_420 said: i would have beat that bitch bloody then glued her pussy closed
I agree. She would be laughing but she would have a few less teeth to smile with.
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Re: Man sues ex-girlfriend over glued genitals [Re: kilroy69]
#4895881 - 11/04/05 11:08 PM (18 years, 4 months ago) |
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haha, that bitch is crazy!
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