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Invisibledblaney
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Man Gets Glued to Toilet; Sues
    #4889120 - 11/03/05 02:40 PM (18 years, 4 months ago)

"Home Depot was sued by a shopper who claims he got stuck to a restroom toilet seat because a prankster had smeared it with glue.

Bob Dougherty, 57, accused employees of ignoring his cries for help for about 15 minutes because they thought he was kidding."

Man this guy is greedy as sin! He got glued to a toilet for 15 minutes and freaked out. He "thought he was having a heart attack". So now he's sueing Home Depot, even though he admits it's not their fault, because they didn't immediately respond to his cries.

Frankly, if I heard someone shouting about being glued to a toilet, I'd probably just burst out laughing and continue on my way. If he was screaming about having a heart attack though...that's a different matter altogether.


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Offlinedrtyfrnk
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Re: Man Gets Glued to Toilet; Sues [Re: dblaney]
    #4889149 - 11/03/05 02:47 PM (18 years, 4 months ago)

Read about this on CNN.

I love it. He admit's Hey, it's not home depot's fault, but fuck them for not coming to my "rescue" for 15 minutes when someone is crying out help me when he's stuck on the john. Literally.

What won't american's sue for?


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InvisibleHELLA_TIGHT
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Re: Man Gets Glued to Toilet; Sues [Re: drtyfrnk]
    #4889192 - 11/03/05 02:54 PM (18 years, 4 months ago)

I would have punched him and left him there.


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Re: Man Gets Glued to Toilet; Sues [Re: HELLA_TIGHT]
    #4889194 - 11/03/05 02:55 PM (18 years, 4 months ago)

Punched him where HELLA?

In the gut? that would be funny.


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Re: Man Gets Glued to Toilet; Sues [Re: drtyfrnk]
    #4889230 - 11/03/05 03:02 PM (18 years, 4 months ago)

In the face. Then I'd pee on him from a few feet away so he can't reach me.


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Re: Man Gets Glued to Toilet; Sues [Re: HELLA_TIGHT]
    #4889233 - 11/03/05 03:03 PM (18 years, 4 months ago)

OMG hella whut's ur problem? Negative nelly.


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Invisibledblaney
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Re: Man Gets Glued to Toilet; Sues [Re: HELLA_TIGHT]
    #4889364 - 11/03/05 03:29 PM (18 years, 4 months ago)

Then I'd pee on him from a few feet away so he can't reach me.

Best idea ever.

:grin: :lol:


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"What is in us that turns a deaf ear to the cries of human suffering?"

"Belief is a beautiful armor
But makes for the heaviest sword"
- John Mayer

Making the noise "penicillin" is no substitute for actually taking penicillin.

"This country, with its institutions, belongs to the people who inhabit it. Whenever they shall grow weary of the existing government, they can exercise their constitutional right of amending it, or their revolutionary right to dismember or overthrow it." -Abraham Lincoln

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