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purity
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marinol... and a dumb story
#4817202 - 10/17/05 05:35 PM (18 years, 5 months ago) |
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this is all a joke, btw....
a hot friend of mine gave me 10 of those little orange marinols that say um on them, or something like that. i had taken 2 that nite but couldnt differentiate the high considering i had 3mg xanax, lotsa alcohol, and marijuana already in my system (dont try this, i have mad tolerance, but it is still incredibly stupid!). anyway, the morning after i awoke around 12 and took her home. i came back home and remembered i had those little orange gel-balls in my fridge. so i eat 7 and head to house x. house x is not a good house to be high on drugs; its owner is highly against it. anyway, at house x i have taken it upon myself to urinate in a large sealable bucket for the last week. i have no defense for this other than that im dirty, crazy, and have been binging on various substances for the last week... oh yeah, and the floor is really cold at house x at nite and i sleep naked, lol. Any fucking way. those marinol hit me hard; turned me eyes red and all. when i step foot into my room im overwhelmed by this strong smell of ammonia; i had no idea how long it had been since i had last been to house x or why no one had complained yet. anyway, i take the bucket and decide, being the bright young man i am, that the best place for it would be dumped in the already trashed woods by my house. anyway, im blazed and as soon as i hit the driveway i spill this fucking fermented urine in the driveway. fuck. the neighbors (old ppl) are watching and i become paranoid. i figured fuck it, im tired and just throw the bucket in the backyard and go inside and get online. seconds later house x resident 2 and her bf show up and i immediately hear them start complaining of this intense urine smell all around the house. im sitting in my room cracking up as quietly i can. anyway, 3 minutes later a neighbot shows up at the door complaining of this horrible smell coming from our driveway. house owner x steps outside and immediately yells my name. it took some awkward explaination to house owner x and 30min of cleaning to solve the problem. quite a strange ordeal, or perhaps it was just the drugs.
anyway, ive seen some marinol disses in the forums, but i gotta say, i enjoyed it; i got really high via the convenience of a pill!
meaningless post?... perhaps
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HELLA_TIGHT
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Re: marinol... and a dumb story [Re: purity]
#4817211 - 10/17/05 05:39 PM (18 years, 5 months ago) |
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You didn't hose it off??
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Re: marinol... and a dumb story [Re: purity]
#4817212 - 10/17/05 05:39 PM (18 years, 5 months ago) |
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That was pretty damn funny.
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purity
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i hosed it eventually. high on marinol just made it that much easier to say 'fuck it'
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Re: marinol... and a dumb story [Re: purity] 1
#19466066 - 01/24/14 04:12 AM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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just so you know, you can get high off of marinol and sometimes at low doses.
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Re: marinol... and a dumb story [Re: spazmodog]
#19466105 - 01/24/14 04:50 AM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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why not piss in the fuckin toilet
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mndfreeze
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Re: marinol... and a dumb story [Re: purity]
#19466125 - 01/24/14 05:08 AM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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I hate dirty fucking people. Not dirty people that just live in their own filth, they have the right, but dirty fucking people that push their dirty fucking filthy selves all over other people.
If that was my driveway, I would be pissed. even more so when I found out you were pissing in a fucking bucket like a hobo.
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Re: marinol... and a dumb story [Re: mndfreeze]
#19466268 - 01/24/14 06:34 AM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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I bet they were.....pissed
When they found out did they act all....pissy?
You give a new meaning to....pissing the night away
Your actions are really.....piss poor
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