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TheShroomHermit
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Drunk drivering
#4771495 - 10/08/05 12:28 AM (18 years, 5 months ago) |
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I had about 4 shots of everlear and a 22 of corona and a few beers. Male my way to the local kroger to buy some suishi a 2:10 in the morning. I park in front of these guys that I thought were drunk as fuck. I pick up my 2 things of suishi and head to the register. The two drunk men pay, one says to the other "man you gotta drive"
I'm driving"
I'm drunk as hell
Anyway, I pay. And stay theere for a minute, talking to the cashier talking about the drunk people in front of me. Of course I'm drunk as hell too.
He says this is not normal, after I ask this is is normal behavior.
So, I ask him for a receet but it turns out it was already in the bag. I go out of the store, and pick up my cigarello that I left burning. I start my car... but I notice the people who I thought were drunk were not parked there. I see this big fucking suv zoom past, they took a big circle around the lot. And I follow them. I cut across the lot trying to catch up to them... and I break at the last minute and almost hit there car as they leave the parking lot. I have a rolling rock, and thought I'd follow them and give it to the,... they take an exit right off the road, a neighborhood. I follw them, and their weaving all around, they hit a curb and I saw something fly off their roof, I thinks it's their luggage rack,,, but I slow down and see it's just a trash can they ran over and it went over there car. They swerve left and then right, and pop up on a curb and start spinning out on some guys yard and I'm like... O',m out of here... I throw it into revese baking into a coldesace and bug the hell out of there. I was sure if I kept cashing them I'd get my car hit, not down for that. Anyways, these guys are fucked up big time. i;m a seasoned drunk driver, I know how to do.
So here I am, safe and sound. Smoking my ciggarello. Those guys wree fucked up. Hope they are alright,
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DNKYD
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Man, I skipped the middle portion of your story, but only because it was too long. I myself am drunk as hell. Amen to the drunkeness of a friday night. SHROOMERY ROCKS!
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sh0e
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Re: Drunk drivering [Re: DNKYD]
#4771884 - 10/08/05 02:18 AM (18 years, 5 months ago) |
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woah! whats a cigarello ?
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ShroomArtist84
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Re: Drunk drivering [Re: sh0e]
#4772204 - 10/08/05 08:07 AM (18 years, 5 months ago) |
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ive seen this many of times. people who dont know how to drink and drive are fucking horrible.
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adamj
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Quote:
TheShroomHermit said: i;m a seasoned drunk driver, I know how to do.
You actually think drinking and driving is acceptable? Bullshit
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WeAreAllOne
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Re: Drunk drivering [Re: adamj]
#4772260 - 10/08/05 08:50 AM (18 years, 5 months ago) |
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bullshit
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king_cobra
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Re: Drunk drivering [Re: sh0e]
#4772294 - 10/08/05 09:06 AM (18 years, 5 months ago) |
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Quote:
sh0e said: woah! whats a cigarello ?
think cigar ciggarette(wrapped in tobacco, not paper)
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Rapmaster
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Re: Drunk drivering [Re: king_cobra]
#4772328 - 10/08/05 09:21 AM (18 years, 5 months ago) |
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Drunk driving, tsk tsk
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MJF
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Re: Drunk drivering [Re: Rapmaster]
#4772793 - 10/08/05 12:21 PM (18 years, 5 months ago) |
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Drunk driving isn't really any worse than driving in general...a car is a dangerous machine...and humans aren't really that safe either...epsecially asian women....i don't know why...but every one i've seen is a horrible driver...I'd much rather ride in a car with a seasoned pro drunk driver than a shitty sober person....
how come shitty sober drivers can't go to jail for killing people....is being drunk really worse than being stupid?
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OneMoreRobot3021
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Quote:
TheShroomHermit said: i;m a seasoned drunk driver, I know how to do.
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-------------------- Acid doesn't give you truths; it builds machines that push the envelope of perception. Whatever revelations came to me then have dissolved like skywriting. All I really know is that those few years saddled me with a faith in the redemptive potential of the imagination which, however flat, stale and unprofitable the world seems to me now, I cannot for the life of me shake. -Erik Davis
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Irradiated_Feces
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I hope you kill someone next time you drive drunk. *keep it civil, no flames*.
Edited by OneMoreRobot3021 (10/08/05 12:27 PM)
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MJF
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i hope you kill someone calling them a *no flames*.
Edited by OneMoreRobot3021 (10/08/05 12:27 PM)
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Irradiated_Feces
doomedgeneration
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Re: Drunk drivering [Re: MJF]
#4772813 - 10/08/05 12:28 PM (18 years, 5 months ago) |
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*okay, last warning, stop the flamefest, you can talk about this without resorting to this"
Edited by OneMoreRobot3021 (10/08/05 12:30 PM)
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Irradiated_Feces
doomedgeneration
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I know, I know. But it had to be said...
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tonygirl1983
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Re: Drunk drivering [Re: MJF]
#4772819 - 10/08/05 12:30 PM (18 years, 5 months ago) |
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Quote:
MJF said: Drunk driving isn't really any worse than driving in general...
how come shitty sober drivers can't go to jail for killing people....is being drunk really worse than being stupid?
I beg to differ and yes they can and do.
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OneMoreRobot3021
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I know, and I agreed with you but all I'm saying is it's a nice calm rainy Saturday afternoon and I feel like anyone can talk about anything without resorting to that kinda talk.
-------------------- Acid doesn't give you truths; it builds machines that push the envelope of perception. Whatever revelations came to me then have dissolved like skywriting. All I really know is that those few years saddled me with a faith in the redemptive potential of the imagination which, however flat, stale and unprofitable the world seems to me now, I cannot for the life of me shake. -Erik Davis
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bukkake
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Drunks have been some of the best drivers I've rode with.
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Irradiated_Feces
doomedgeneration
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Fair enough.
If someone was talking to me about being a seasoned drunk driver I'd probably punch some sense into them though.
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downforpot
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I've driven drunk before, it all depends on the person and how drunk they are. Plus cigarettes help sharpen you up, so buy a pack and chainsmoke the whole way, stop at the redlights, and light cigarette after cigarette. I have a lincoln town car, so cops never stop me.
Everyone knows only old people drive those cars, and my windows are tinted, so they are prolly like "oh fuck that old geezer, let's go catch some punk ass kids."
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tonygirl1983
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One of the best drivers and drunk drivers, for that matter, was Jared Armagost. I rode with him hundreds of times and he always got me home safe even when he was plastered.It was almost like when he got behind the wheel he was instantly sober. I actually don't think he'd ever even been in an accident since he was 16 and that would've been about 7 or 8 years.
Last year on September 21st he hit a tree a 1/4mile away from home.He was going about 75-80mph and the reports said he had only a .01bac. You don't even get pulled over for .01. Anyways he was extremely close to me and I haven't drove drunk or rode with a drunk driver since then.
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