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Euro-English!! :-0
    #4768864 - 10/07/05 12:02 PM (18 years, 5 months ago)

>> European Union
>> The European Commission has just announced an agreement whereby
>> English will be the official language of the European Union
>>rather than
>>German, which was the other possibility.
>>
>> As part of the negotiations, the British Government conceded that
>> English
>>spelling had some room for improvement and has accepted a 5 year
>>phase-in
>>plan that would become known as
"Euro-English"
>>
>>
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>> In the first year, "s" will replace the soft "c". Sertainly, this
>>will
>>make the sivil servants jump with joy.
>>
>>
>> The hard "c" will be dropped in favour of "k". This should klear
>>up
>>konfusion, and keyboards kan have one less letter.
>>
>>
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>> There will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year when
>>the
>>troublesome "ph" will be replaced with "f". This will make words
>>like
>>fotograf 20% shorter.
>>
>>
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>> In the 3rd year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be
>>expected to
>>reach the stage where more komplikated changes are
possible.
>>
>>
>>
>> Governments will enkourage the removal of double letters which
>>have always
>>ben a deterent to akurate speling.
>>
>>
>>
>> Also, al wil agre that the horibl mes of the silent "e" in the
>>language is
>>disgrasful and it should go away.
>>
>> By the 4th yer people wil be reseptiv to steps such as replasing
>>"th"
>>with "z" and "w" with "v".
>>
>>
>>
>> During ze fifz yer, ze unesesary "o" kan be dropd from vords
>>kontaining
>>ou" and after ziz fifz yer, ve vil hav a reil sensibl riten styl.
>>
>>
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>> Zer vil be no mor trubl or difikultis
and evrivun vil find it ezi
>>tu
>>understand ech oza. Ze drem of a united urop vil finali kum tru.
>>
>>
>>
>> Und efter ze fifz yer, ve vil al be speking German like zey
>>vunted in ze
>>forst plas.


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Re: Euro-English!! :-0 [Re: mikeyboy]
    #4768882 - 10/07/05 12:05 PM (18 years, 5 months ago)

LOL I like it!

Seriously.


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Re: Euro-English!! :-0 [Re: mikeyboy]
    #4768885 - 10/07/05 12:06 PM (18 years, 5 months ago)

I can't read spam. It's a handicap!

:sad:


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Re: Euro-English!! :-0 [Re: HELLA_TIGHT]
    #4768906 - 10/07/05 12:09 PM (18 years, 5 months ago)

Dummer Amerikaner. Ich bedauere Ihr ungl?ckliches Ende des M?ssens den Zorn der Unzust?ndigkeit und der Nichtigkeit des amerikanischen p?dagogischen Systems gegen?berstellen. Ein Tag, steigen wir wieder und erobern Ihre L?nder, und Ihre Art dankt uns, denn der ?berlegenheit, die wir anbieten m?ssen und das allem Ihnen inch angepa?t werden. Ja!



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Re: Euro-English!! :-0 [Re: SkorpivoMusterion]
    #4768915 - 10/07/05 12:11 PM (18 years, 5 months ago)

Stupid American. I regret your unfortunate end of the Muessens the anger of the incompetence and the nullity of the American educational system confront. One day, we rise again and conquer your countries, and your kind thanks us, because the superiority, who we are adapted to offer to have and to everything you inch. Yes!

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Re: Euro-English!! :-0 [Re: mikeyboy]
    #4768929 - 10/07/05 12:13 PM (18 years, 5 months ago)

:rofl2:



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Re: Euro-English!! :-0 [Re: SkorpivoMusterion]
    #4768967 - 10/07/05 12:20 PM (18 years, 5 months ago)

:oogle:


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Re: Euro-English!! :-0 [Re: mikeyboy]
    #4769015 - 10/07/05 12:31 PM (18 years, 5 months ago)

Es ist Zeit, um zu reinigen. Wir m?ssen die Juden t?ten!!

:crankey: :crankey:


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Re: Euro-English!! :-0 [Re: FL_accciD]
    #4769025 - 10/07/05 12:34 PM (18 years, 5 months ago)

is that german?


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Re: Euro-English!! :-0 [Re: thegatewaydrug]
    #4769031 - 10/07/05 12:34 PM (18 years, 5 months ago)

im so gonna get banned for that one


im not anti semetic, it just fit the thread


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Re: Euro-English!! :-0 [Re: FL_accciD]
    #4769043 - 10/07/05 12:36 PM (18 years, 5 months ago)

y wuts it say?


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Re: Euro-English!! :-0 [Re: FL_accciD]
    #4769047 - 10/07/05 12:37 PM (18 years, 5 months ago)

:shocked: It is time, in order to clean. We must kill the Jews!!  :shocked:


:rofl2: :rofl: :lol:


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Re: Euro-English!! :-0 [Re: mikeyboy]
    #4769051 - 10/07/05 12:37 PM (18 years, 5 months ago)

:lol:


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Re: Euro-English!! :-0 [Re: thegatewaydrug]
    #4769054 - 10/07/05 12:38 PM (18 years, 5 months ago)

i wish i knew german:(

such a hard language to learn though


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Re: Euro-English!! :-0 [Re: mikeyboy]
    #4769056 - 10/07/05 12:38 PM (18 years, 5 months ago)

south park....c'mon!

:hitlerdance:


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Re: Euro-English!! :-0 [Re: FL_accciD]
    #4769062 - 10/07/05 12:39 PM (18 years, 5 months ago)

south park owns all:thumbup:


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Re: Euro-English!! :-0 [Re: thegatewaydrug]
    #4769064 - 10/07/05 12:39 PM (18 years, 5 months ago)

Quote:

thegatewaydrug said:
i wish i knew german:(

such a hard language to learn though


german is actually pretty easy to learn. its very similar to english...and not as confusing

i took german for 3 years in highschool and spent 2 months in germany


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Re: Euro-English!! :-0 [Re: FL_accciD]
    #4769066 - 10/07/05 12:40 PM (18 years, 5 months ago)



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Re: Euro-English!! :-0 [Re: FL_accciD]
    #4769077 - 10/07/05 12:42 PM (18 years, 5 months ago)

yea i tried to learn it one time but it kinda slipped away from me...

i hella want to learn it though considering that i am german lol. ill probly learn it when i go into the military


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Re: Euro-English!! :-0 [Re: thegatewaydrug]
    #4769091 - 10/07/05 12:44 PM (18 years, 5 months ago)

better idea...dont go into the military!


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