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OfflineCaRnAgECaNdYS
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Happy Birthday HELLA_TIGHT
    #4368534 - 07/04/05 02:34 AM (18 years, 8 months ago)

I hope you have an awesome day!
:cheers:


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Re: Happy Birthday HELLA_TIGHT [Re: CaRnAgECaNdY]
    #4368538 - 07/04/05 02:35 AM (18 years, 8 months ago)

Ican't see straight


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OfflineCaRnAgECaNdYS
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Re: Happy Birthday HELLA_TIGHT [Re: HELLA_TIGHT]
    #4368541 - 07/04/05 02:36 AM (18 years, 8 months ago)

Good....I think. Is that because you're fucked up right now?


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Re: Happy Birthday HELLA_TIGHT [Re: CaRnAgECaNdY]
    #4368548 - 07/04/05 02:38 AM (18 years, 8 months ago)

Very much so


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Re: Happy Birthday HELLA_TIGHT [Re: HELLA_TIGHT]
    #4368549 - 07/04/05 02:40 AM (18 years, 8 months ago)

:laugh: :laugh: :beer: :cheers: :grin: :laugh: :laugh:


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InvisibleTHE KRAT BARON
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Re: Happy Birthday HELLA_TIGHT [Re: Toddo]
    #4368551 - 07/04/05 02:41 AM (18 years, 8 months ago)

Quote:

Toddo said:
:laugh: :laugh: :beer: :cheers: :grin: :laugh: :laugh:




I second that. :laugh:


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Re: Happy Birthday HELLA_TIGHT [Re: THE KRAT BARON]
    #4368555 - 07/04/05 02:43 AM (18 years, 8 months ago)

Who is going to give me my 20 spanks? :ooo::ooo::ooo::ooo::ooo:


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InvisibleTHE KRAT BARON
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Re: Happy Birthday HELLA_TIGHT [Re: HELLA_TIGHT]
    #4368563 - 07/04/05 02:45 AM (18 years, 8 months ago)

Around here a fellow dude gets 20 hard blasts to the mid-section. :grin: You ready for your birthday beating nukka? hah


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m00nshine is currently vacationing in Maui. Rumor has it he got rolled by drunken natives and is currently prostituting himself in order to pay for airfare back to the mainland but he's having trouble juggling a hairon addiction. He won't be back for a long while.

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Re: Happy Birthday HELLA_TIGHT [Re: THE KRAT BARON]
    #4368571 - 07/04/05 02:50 AM (18 years, 8 months ago)

My friend got his rib broken on his 18th birthday beating. We got it all on film too.


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OfflineDrink_Punk_Soda
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Re: Happy Birthday HELLA_TIGHT [Re: HELLA_TIGHT]
    #4368578 - 07/04/05 02:53 AM (18 years, 8 months ago)

Happy birthday dude!  :laugh:


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Re: Happy Birthday HELLA_TIGHT [Re: Drink_Punk_Soda]
    #4368580 - 07/04/05 02:54 AM (18 years, 8 months ago)

Eveeyone loves me!


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InvisibleTHE KRAT BARON
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Re: Happy Birthday HELLA_TIGHT [Re: HELLA_TIGHT]
    #4368581 - 07/04/05 02:54 AM (18 years, 8 months ago)

:rotfl: Nice! Neither myself or none of my buddies have ever suffered any major injuries from a birthday beating. One of my friends however did take it seriously and punched another friend in the mouth busting him up pretty good. Was funny shit. :smile:


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m00nshine is currently vacationing in Maui. Rumor has it he got rolled by drunken natives and is currently prostituting himself in order to pay for airfare back to the mainland but he's having trouble juggling a hairon addiction. He won't be back for a long while.

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Re: Happy Birthday HELLA_TIGHT [Re: CaRnAgECaNdY]
    #4368591 - 07/04/05 02:57 AM (18 years, 8 months ago)

I DEMAND that you take that slanderous filth out of your signature.  :mad:  Or I will talk to Ythan and sue you for Shroomery libel.  :smirk:


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Re: Happy Birthday HELLA_TIGHT [Re: patchwork]
    #4368600 - 07/04/05 03:00 AM (18 years, 8 months ago)

Don't front you love the attention you whore. :wink:


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Re: Happy Birthday HELLA_TIGHT [Re: patchwork]
    #4368604 - 07/04/05 03:00 AM (18 years, 8 months ago)

I'll sue you for like... being a tight ass. Wanna make some diamonds? Cuz I'll totally shove some coal where the sun don't shine. And I'm not just talking about IN the pants, I'm talking REALLY in the pants. Get my drift?


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Re: Happy Birthday HELLA_TIGHT [Re: HELLA_TIGHT]
    #4368697 - 07/04/05 04:59 AM (18 years, 8 months ago)

weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee happy birfday man!!!! have a nice one!

:sun: :dancing:


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Re: Happy Birthday HELLA_TIGHT [Re: HELLA_TIGHT]
    #4368735 - 07/04/05 06:18 AM (18 years, 8 months ago)

Happy birthday, Hella_Tight.

You gonna waste your day on the shroomery or what?

:heart: :crazy2: :penis: :nutkick:

Theres your birthday gifts!  Some very much needed smiley action!

Along with your birthday beating!

Have a great day!
-Ares


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Re: Happy Birthday HELLA_TIGHT [Re: AbstractHarmonix]
    #4368757 - 07/04/05 06:40 AM (18 years, 8 months ago)

Thank you all. Apparently, I can't pee because I took too many fucking opiates. Plus I woke up at 5:40am. What a great start to a birthday! :whatever:


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Re: Happy Birthday HELLA_TIGHT [Re: HELLA_TIGHT]
    #4368772 - 07/04/05 06:47 AM (18 years, 8 months ago)

Its definitely been known to happen. Run your hands under water, put the faucets on for the "hearing" effect, whatever... Some of that bullshit actually works sometimes.

Or start drinkin'. That should kick the pisser right in!


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A plethora of music aspirations control my temptations of future revelations beyond "now". The percussion, and the heart beat of my love and devotion. The rhythm goes beyond, prying into the third eye, releasing the creativity held so far inside. The melodicies, through the out of tune pianos and broken classical guitars...there lies a beauty. A beauty as prevelent as the fire inside. To release these energies is pure ecstacy, to deveop these gifts is sacred. The vocality, so pure as can be, shying away from herself, lies within me. For the underlying serenitity, this is what I live for. I plea for harmony, and nothing more. Music equals love. Creation of love leads to the procreativity of the World, and it's spirals and puddles prevailing.

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Re: Happy Birthday HELLA_TIGHT [Re: AbstractHarmonix]
    #4368779 - 07/04/05 06:50 AM (18 years, 8 months ago)

Good idea. I think I need to start drinking again. I took a 3 hour sleep break :smirk:


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