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InvisibleSoopaX
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Wal-Mart Bows to Unions, Copies GM Success Formula
    #4139118 - 05/05/05 06:26 PM (18 years, 11 months ago)

Wal-Mart Bows to Unions, Copies GM Success Formula
by Scott Ott
(2005-05-04) -- Wal-Mart Stores today surrendered to pressure from labor unions to increase hourly pay for its workers, and began a new corporate campaign to emulate the historical success of the U.S. auto industry.

"Our union critics were right," said H. Lee Scott Jr., Wal-Mart's chief executive, "We have an obligation to behave like General Motors did in the 1960s. And we've come to believe that the discount retail industry is primed for a chain that pays high wages to create the perception of high value through high-priced products. In addition, our focus groups indicate that Wal-Mart customers yearn for the emotional payoff that comes from providing bigger paychecks to the folks in the blue vests."

As part of the reengineering of the company, Wal-Mart will change its slogan from 'Always Low Prices' to 'Always Union Wages'. Prices will be marked up throughout the store, and many products will receive stickers indicating their higher perceived value with words like 'deluxe,' 'grand' and 'limited edition'.

In the short-term, analysts said that investors can expect to see their $48/share Wal-Mart stock (WMT) "level out" around $3 and then begin its upward climb as the store reestablishes its brand identity as the place where Americans shop to provide higher-wage jobs for less fortunate Americans.

"The unions have helped us to understand that we've been looking at the retailing business backward for 50 years," the CEO said. "We mistakenly thought it was all about providing a good selection at the lowest prices so people would shop with us. But what customers really want is the good feeling they get by providing a higher living standard for cashiers, shelf stockers and people greeters. Clearly, our primary responsibility is to pay higher wages so that our workers can afford our subsequently higher prices, or at least be able to buy from other retailers that pay their employees less."

Mr. Scott painted a visionary picture of the new progressive Wal-Mart.

"When our typical shopper pushes her cart full of 'Deluxe Tide' and 'Limited Edition Pampers' out the door, she'll smile when she sees our Wal-Mart Associates' parking area filled with late-model GM trucks and SUVs. Ain't that America?"

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Sounds good to me!


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Re: Wal-Mart Bows to Unions, Copies GM Success Formula [Re: SoopaX]
    #4139156 - 05/05/05 06:41 PM (18 years, 11 months ago)

Now, now, Soopax, you should share your wonderful source for this delightful entry.


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InvisibleSoopaX
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Re: Wal-Mart Bows to Unions, Copies GM Success Formula [Re: zappaisgod]
    #4139167 - 05/05/05 06:44 PM (18 years, 11 months ago)

haha, guess :smile:


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Re: Wal-Mart Bows to Unions, Copies GM Success Formula [Re: SoopaX]
    #4139212 - 05/05/05 06:56 PM (18 years, 11 months ago)

Onion?


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Re: Wal-Mart Bows to Unions, Copies GM Success Formula [Re: zappaisgod]
    #4139223 - 05/05/05 06:58 PM (18 years, 11 months ago)

Scrappleface.


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InvisibleSoopaX
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Re: Wal-Mart Bows to Unions, Copies GM Success Formula [Re: Phred]
    #4139228 - 05/05/05 06:58 PM (18 years, 11 months ago)

U G0T SCRAPPLED111!!!


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Re: Wal-Mart Bows to Unions, Copies GM Success Formula [Re: SoopaX]
    #4139233 - 05/05/05 06:59 PM (18 years, 11 months ago)

:lol:

I'd probably piss myself laughing if I walked into a store and saw the slogan "Always Union Wages".


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Re: Wal-Mart Bows to Unions, Copies GM Success Formula [Re: trendal]
    #4139238 - 05/05/05 07:01 PM (18 years, 11 months ago)

"Enjoy purchasing your 40$ pair of socks, knowing that the illiterate immigrant who is ignoring you and not being helpful is driving a brand new Cherokee Limited"


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Re: Wal-Mart Bows to Unions, Copies GM Success Formula [Re: SoopaX]
    #4139616 - 05/05/05 08:42 PM (18 years, 11 months ago)

How much money does WAL-MART make in profits?

Whenever someone points out that this pig of a company should pay more than starvation wages, the response is always, "they'll have to raise prices"

Right here in this thread Snoopax says something about 40$
socks...



What a bunch of bullshit.

Why doesn't anyone suggest the obvious...that WAL-MART could pay fair wages, and not raise prices, if they would just cut their huge profits back to a reasonable level?

These guys make billions!

It's uncivilized behaviour.


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Re: Wal-Mart Bows to Unions, Copies GM Success Formula [Re: carbonhoots]
    #4139642 - 05/05/05 08:49 PM (18 years, 11 months ago)

Better to buy from Chinese prison labor than from union labor. At least prisoners want to be free.


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We have "reckless fiscal policies"

America has a debt problem and a failure of leadership.

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Re: Wal-Mart Bows to Unions, Copies GM Success Formula [Re: carbonhoots]
    #4139677 - 05/05/05 08:58 PM (18 years, 11 months ago)

If you are suggesting that WalMart stop making money, why? Why not arbitrarily decide that the laborors stop making money? Why do you automatically focus on the company?


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Re: Wal-Mart Bows to Unions, Copies GM Success Formula [Re: SoopaX]
    #4139767 - 05/05/05 09:23 PM (18 years, 11 months ago)

"Company Bad - Worker Good" - you should know that, didnt you go to college?

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Re: Wal-Mart Bows to Unions, Copies GM Success Formula [Re: carbonhoots]
    #4139817 - 05/05/05 09:35 PM (18 years, 11 months ago)

Wal-Mart typically runs a profit margin of less than 3.5%. That's a matter of public record. Their margin last year was 2.8% -- also a matter of public record.





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Re: Wal-Mart Bows to Unions, Copies GM Success Formula [Re: DieCommie]
    #4139819 - 05/05/05 09:36 PM (18 years, 11 months ago)

Doh! How did I forget that!


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Re: Wal-Mart Bows to Unions, Copies GM Success Formula [Re: carbonhoots]
    #4139862 - 05/05/05 09:51 PM (18 years, 11 months ago)

The retail discount industry is well known to run on thin margins. If you can run a company better than the way Walmart is run, offer the masses better quality products at the same or lower prices or equivalent quality products at lower prices all the while giving similar or better service and paying your employees more... I suggest that you do it. I will become one of your customers and so will millions of others.


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Re: Wal-Mart Bows to Unions, Copies GM Success Formula [Re: SoopaX]
    #4139991 - 05/05/05 10:28 PM (18 years, 11 months ago)

Hahahahahaha.a... Ooooohhhhh Shit..... Bwahahahahahaha...



As a former UFCW union worker (UFCW is the union pushing walmart), former picker line crosser and scab and non union "financial core" employee.

I say that this is the best post Ive seen on the internet ever...


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Re: Wal-Mart Bows to Unions, Copies GM Success Formula [Re: SoopaX]
    #4575614 - 08/24/05 04:53 PM (18 years, 7 months ago)

Fuck Wal-Mart, shop CostCo.

Low prices, high wages.

http://www.shroomery.org/forums/showflat.php/Number/4424622

Did I mention fuck Wal-Mart?


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Re: Wal-Mart Bows to Unions, Copies GM Success Formula [Re: Baby_Hitler]
    #4576828 - 08/24/05 09:51 PM (18 years, 7 months ago)

i completely agree, fuck those bastards, i might pay a little more for my products, but the local companies do better.


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