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OfflinePsillyNilly
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Jsut wacked somebody out!! DOnt know wat to do now?!?
    #3899612 - 03/10/05 07:10 PM (19 years, 23 days ago)

A few years ago, when I used to be a runner, I invested in about a 20 vending accounts in and around my area. When I got out of the drug business, I decided that since all my money that was comin in was legit and didnt need to be filtered, I sold over half of my business and only kept the good money making machines within 10-15 minutes radius of my house. So right now I have 11 machines in the form of 7 acounts (locations)
So, there is this one machine that kept getting broken into like once every 2-3 months and even though I puck locked it and stuff, the person kept pyring in, tearing out the coin mechs and bill excepter....I couldnt do anything about it besides just take the fall an fix the machine.
Tonight, while dollying over some bottles to this particular account, I saw some guy with a crobar trying to get into the machine...I didnt know what to do but if he saw me (and reconized I was the vending guy, I might of been in some shit so I decided to atleast get in the first hit.) He is African American about my size and as I walked in slowly with a hollow aluminum bar off the dolly, I wacked him over the head not too hard but eneough that as of now he's out cold....Unless he has woken but now?

I dont mean the guy anymore harm and he got wat he desirved (cost me a big headache and hundreds over the past few years) But now I dont know wat to do. I called a friend and put the 160 pound guy over in a little patch of grass under a tree. He never saw me and Im not sure if he will assume the one who runs the machine knocked him out but Im in a little pickle as of now. He's breathing fine and vitals seem OK---I didnt draw any blood thank god but I definatley got him good... Should I just leave him? or should I go back and talk? or tie him up? Call the cops? Im a little scuttle minded right now but Im not sure wat to do!!??!

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Re: Jsut wacked somebody out!! DOnt know wat to do now?!? [Re: PsillyNilly]
    #3899623 - 03/10/05 07:13 PM (19 years, 23 days ago)

Oh, I thought you killed him and needed disposal advice :rolleyes:


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Re: Jsut wacked somebody out!! DOnt know wat to do now?!? [Re: PsillyNilly]
    #3899626 - 03/10/05 07:14 PM (19 years, 23 days ago)

leave a note on him that says "stay away from this machine son"

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Re: Jsut wacked somebody out!! DOnt know wat to do now?!? [Re: PsillyNilly]
    #3899629 - 03/10/05 07:15 PM (19 years, 23 days ago)

Pull his pants down, write all over his body, position him strategically behind a goat, take 10+ polaroids. Leave one with a note saying "I've got 10 more of these". When he wakes up he'll read it and probably stop. Then just forget the whole thing ever happened.

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Re: Jsut wacked somebody out!! DOnt know wat to do now?!? [Re: PsillyNilly]
    #3899631 - 03/10/05 07:15 PM (19 years, 23 days ago)

Are you serious?
Call the cops. Head trauma can be nasty, dude prolly oughta go to the hospital.


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Re: Jsut wacked somebody out!! DOnt know wat to do now?!? [Re: TinTree]
    #3899636 - 03/10/05 07:16 PM (19 years, 23 days ago)

Oh yeah and in the future, pick out a good burying spot BEFORE you hit someone in the head with a metal pipe.


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Re: Jsut wacked somebody out!! DOnt know wat to do now?!? [Re: DNKYD]
    #3899638 - 03/10/05 07:16 PM (19 years, 23 days ago)

Quote:

DNKYD said:
Pull his pants down, write all over his body, position him strategically behind a goat, take 10+ polaroids. Leave one with a note saying "I've got 10 more of these". When he wakes up he'll read it and probably stop. Then just forget the whole thing ever happened.


:rotfl:


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Re: Jsut wacked somebody out!! DOnt know wat to do now?!? [Re: PsillyNilly]
    #3899640 - 03/10/05 07:16 PM (19 years, 23 days ago)

I'd leave the police out of it just because I don't know what kind of trouble you could be in for knocking him unconscious. Forget it ever happened and hope he learned his lesson and won't rob your machine any more.


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Re: Jsut wacked somebody out!! DOnt know wat to do now?!? [Re: PsillyNilly]
    #3899645 - 03/10/05 07:17 PM (19 years, 23 days ago)

Call the police. Im sure it would do more harm keeping it to yourself than just telling the cops you saw him break into your vending machine.

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Re: Jsut wacked somebody out!! DOnt know wat to do now?!? [Re: Freeker]
    #3899650 - 03/10/05 07:18 PM (19 years, 23 days ago)

Quote:

Freeker said:
leave a note on him that says "stay away from this machine son"





Actually this might be a better idea.

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Re: Jsut wacked somebody out!! DOnt know wat to do now?!? [Re: PsillyNilly]
    #3899652 - 03/10/05 07:19 PM (19 years, 23 days ago)

If you don't think he saw you, and you don't think anyone else saw you... The fact that he was breakin in to your machine won't help you with the cops, you just committed a felony :shrug:

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Re: Jsut wacked somebody out!! DOnt know wat to do now?!? [Re: TinTree]
    #3899655 - 03/10/05 07:19 PM (19 years, 23 days ago)

Do you really think so? the part that I hit him with was taped so it was'nt the hard steel surface but it did let out a clunk when I hit him. Im not good at this kind stuff..maybe Ill jsut call and say that I saw some guy passed out under a tree but is that eneough to call the cops? they will probably assume I had something to do with it.

The machine is in an aparment laudromat so somebody might walk by and see him but even then, they will probably take it as a guy just sleeping.
How long do you think it will take for him to wake uP?

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Re: Jsut wacked somebody out!! DOnt know wat to do now?!? [Re: PsillyNilly]
    #3899659 - 03/10/05 07:20 PM (19 years, 23 days ago)

Did you check to make sure he's still breathing?

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Re: Jsut wacked somebody out!! DOnt know wat to do now?!? [Re: Freeker]
    #3899662 - 03/10/05 07:21 PM (19 years, 23 days ago)

nevermind.

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Re: Jsut wacked somebody out!! DOnt know wat to do now?!? [Re: PsillyNilly]
    #3899665 - 03/10/05 07:25 PM (19 years, 23 days ago)

Make an annoymous call...do it now.


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Re: Jsut wacked somebody out!! DOnt know wat to do now?!? [Re: PsillyNilly]
    #3899668 - 03/10/05 07:27 PM (19 years, 23 days ago)

He's right, a head trauma could be a serious, he should get checked out. Keep in mind, though, that you'll get in serious trouble if you get caught.

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Re: Jsut wacked somebody out!! DOnt know wat to do now?!? [Re: Freeker]
    #3899673 - 03/10/05 07:28 PM (19 years, 23 days ago)

Quote:

Freeker said:
leave a note on him that says "stay away from this machine son"



refill drinks, leave note.

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Re: Jsut wacked somebody out!! DOnt know wat to do now?!? [Re: phi1618]
    #3899681 - 03/10/05 07:30 PM (19 years, 23 days ago)

I just had my friend call and say that he saw someguy passed out under a tree...but my friend is here now and on hold cause ity wanst an emergency.
What would you guys of done. He's been steeling from me for years now and I can tell its the same guy cause the way the panel is being pried. I didnt check his pockets but if he saw me wheeling in the soda, I could have gotten stabbed or someshit

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Re: Jsut wacked somebody out!! DOnt know wat to do now?!? [Re: CherryBom]
    #3899687 - 03/10/05 07:32 PM (19 years, 23 days ago)

But first, run down wearing a ski mask and tape a big sign on his ass saying "STAY AWAY FROM MY MACHINE..." :grin:

You're looking at charges of assault and battery with intent to injure. If it goes to trial and you have a shitty defense and bastard prosecutor, you could be tried for assault with intent to murder.

Either way, you should delete this post and account for potentially incriminating yourself.


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Re: Jsut wacked somebody out!! DOnt know wat to do now?!? [Re: PsillyNilly]
    #3899690 - 03/10/05 07:32 PM (19 years, 23 days ago)

Whatever you do, DO NOT CALL THE POLICE. He has been robbing you blind for how long now??? Jesus christ. The police are going to arrest you. You have no proof that this is the man that robbed you in the past. He did not get into your machine this time.

MAYBE he would be charged with attempted robbery. However I doubt it..

I would leave it alone. Do not go back to your machine till tomorrow.

If he doesnt get the hint and robbs it again repeat the process except next time don't hit him in the head. Take him by the knees and definately bring a gun and a mask along.. Make sure he thinks you are somebody working for the man who owns the machines not the man who owns the machines.

We italians say a kind word and a gun goes further then a kind word.

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