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theorganicdomino
Psychedelic ZenBuddhist
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The most disgusting phrase you can think of
#3826532 - 02/24/05 08:31 AM (19 years, 1 month ago) |
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Okay, I'm bored and immensely pissed off that yet again I'm having to do two people's jobs because my co-worker is off sick (skiving) AGAIN!
So I want you all to plumb the depths of your imaginations to create the most repulsive combination of words you can think of - these can be bordering on the abstract like:
"Fuck-pig fart knockers" (which I saw written on the back of a chair during a lecture when I was at University - I'd got stoned during the lunch break so you can imagine the reaction I had)
or just plain icky like:
"Weened off the fart-juice" as in...
"Jeremy was much better after he'd been weened off the fart juice"
Do your worst.....
-------------------- "You've got to get hold of the thread of marching time, pull the fuck thing down, get on the end of it and pang yourself to the infinitude of absolute mind" Ken Campbell - Furtive Nudist "The mystery of life is not a problem to be solved but a reality to be experienced" - Aart van der Leeuw
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OneMoreRobot3021
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Re: The most disgusting phrase you can think of [Re: theorganicdomino]
#3826535 - 02/24/05 08:32 AM (19 years, 1 month ago) |
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Just watch Shawshank Redemption and write down everything the captain of the guards says to taunt the inmates...he has some classics, even when it's as simple as "FUCKSTICK!"
-------------------- Acid doesn't give you truths; it builds machines that push the envelope of perception. Whatever revelations came to me then have dissolved like skywriting. All I really know is that those few years saddled me with a faith in the redemptive potential of the imagination which, however flat, stale and unprofitable the world seems to me now, I cannot for the life of me shake. -Erik Davis
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tripndicular
My Minds Eye IsRhizomorphic
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Re: The most disgusting phrase you can think of [Re: theorganicdomino]
#3826562 - 02/24/05 08:46 AM (19 years, 1 month ago) |
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Well is old and not the most disusting thing I could come up with but sounds good for today.
"Cum burping gutter slut!"
-------------------- Any information I give is not intended to aide you in the production of potentialy illegal substances !None of my exp comes from growing illegal varities , so take it as you will . So with that said here is our mission statement . Then the priest fell into a trance or swoon,& said unto the Queen of heaven ; Write unto us the ordeals; write unto us the rituals; write unto us the law !
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Gr8fulJ420
strange but nota stranger
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Re: The most disgusting phrase you can think of [Re: tripndicular]
#3826591 - 02/24/05 08:56 AM (19 years, 1 month ago) |
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This was in Blade Trinity (or horrible movie, btw)
"Cock-juggling thunder cunt"
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joecrab
Moon Child
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Re: The most disgusting phrase you can think of [Re: Gr8fulJ420]
#3826647 - 02/24/05 09:19 AM (19 years, 1 month ago) |
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big titty cum guzzling camel toe hairy ass Barbara Streisand
-------------------- and the moral of the story is, don't try to meditate on methamphetamines
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RJLR
No greater love
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Re: The most disgusting phrase you can think of [Re: Gr8fulJ420]
#3826693 - 02/24/05 09:37 AM (19 years, 1 month ago) |
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two guys sitting at a bar, one say's "I can do the most disgusting thing in the world, unbeatable", his friend says "Go for it buddy I'll top anything..." The guy starts gurgling and grunting and coughing and brings up this two foot pile of sinking phlegm on to the table... his friend looks at him... and laughs "oh yer!" he says "check this out!" takes he's straw out of his drink puts it on the table and goes SHHHHUP SHHHUP SHHHHHHUP... yer every last drop
-------- --------- -------- It's a weird jock I heard from a 2nd world war Veteran called Charlie... If you ever wondered what 2nd world war humor was like... he was a perverted old fart !!!
-------------------- Gotta to spread the word about: http://www.johnnyganjaseed.com/johnny.htm
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beejay
some randominternet dude
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Re: The most disgusting phrase you can think of [Re: RJLR]
#3826699 - 02/24/05 09:37 AM (19 years, 1 month ago) |
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herpes infested cum bubble vaginal blood fart
-------------------- Anjaba said: Oh shit, don't drink it.... It would eat away your esophagus... mantis said: Leave me out of this pissing contest, you fascist wang-dang-doodle! Hattori Hanzo said: If on your journey, you should encounter God, God will be cut
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RJLR
No greater love
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Re: The most disgusting phrase you can think of [Re: beejay]
#3826910 - 02/24/05 10:35 AM (19 years, 1 month ago) |
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Wrinkled, caked up, old fanny fart
-------------------- Gotta to spread the word about: http://www.johnnyganjaseed.com/johnny.htm
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PennyPincher
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Re: The most disgusting phrase you can think of [Re: RJLR]
#3826913 - 02/24/05 10:37 AM (19 years, 1 month ago) |
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"I would't mind peein' in her butthole"
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RJLR
No greater love
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Re: The most disgusting phrase you can think of [Re: RJLR]
#3826915 - 02/24/05 10:37 AM (19 years, 1 month ago) |
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Green Gizum with cheesy fish pimple
-------------------- Gotta to spread the word about: http://www.johnnyganjaseed.com/johnny.htm
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KristiMidocean
fattie whale
Registered: 01/27/05
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Re: The most disgusting phrase you can think of [Re: RJLR]
#3826922 - 02/24/05 10:38 AM (19 years, 1 month ago) |
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oh wait I have one....... I like to eat my buggers or I play with my mans balls when I high???
lol jk Much love guys Kristi
-------------------- I live for LNC
Edited by KristiMidocean (02/24/05 10:40 AM)
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RJLR
No greater love
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Re: The most disgusting phrase you can think of [Re: KristiMidocean]
#3827079 - 02/24/05 11:17 AM (19 years, 1 month ago) |
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Big fat cock... small nasal hole
-------------------- Gotta to spread the word about: http://www.johnnyganjaseed.com/johnny.htm
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Pathos
A million pieces
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Re: The most disgusting phrase you can think of [Re: theorganicdomino]
#3827095 - 02/24/05 11:19 AM (19 years, 1 month ago) |
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"I just got blasted in the chest with projectile diarrhea"
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KristiMidocean
fattie whale
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Re: The most disgusting phrase you can think of [Re: Pathos]
#3827105 - 02/24/05 11:23 AM (19 years, 1 month ago) |
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good one
-------------------- I live for LNC
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Captain Loafy McPoopdick
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Re: The most disgusting phrase you can think of [Re: KristiMidocean]
#3827140 - 02/24/05 11:31 AM (19 years, 1 month ago) |
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Mangina
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dobinky
infoseeker
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Re: The most disgusting phrase you can think of [Re: theorganicdomino]
#3827298 - 02/24/05 12:22 PM (19 years, 1 month ago) |
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Vaginal secretion.
-------------------- Today?s Pig is Tomorrow?s Bacon
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Anonymous
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Re: The most disgusting phrase you can think of [Re: dobinky]
#3827305 - 02/24/05 12:24 PM (19 years, 1 month ago) |
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rusty trombone to jelly donought to golden shower.
its a combo move
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BloodNOil
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My all-time favorite:
Butt Plundering Ass-Pirate
Thank you.
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Captain Loafy McPoopdick
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Re: The most disgusting phrase you can think of [Re: BloodNOil]
#3827327 - 02/24/05 12:32 PM (19 years, 1 month ago) |
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thanks, for what BTW, is your name Nick Cerrone, that dude is a real ass pirate
Edited by Boiledmeatloaf (02/24/05 12:33 PM)
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freddurgan
Techgnostic
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Cum infested anal drip
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