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 LouiseLouise
starstruck
 
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 let's do a poll... 
#3553032 - 12/28/04 02:58 PM (19 years, 3 months ago) |
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This should be interesting. Here's the deal, I have been smoking like an ounce a week for over a year. I have to piss for a job Mon. morning.
Do you think I can pass?
Something tells me the fail will win. I just wanna see what ya'll think...
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"That's why you get in close to them, and then take the picture!! Don't be a pussy!" ~CC
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 MrBump
Third prize is you're fired
Registered: 10/01/02
Posts: 4,263
Loc: Denver, Colorado
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fail...spectacularly.
edit: adj.
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If it weren't for the bloody corpses, I wouldn't have any corpses at all.
There are two ways to get to the top of an oak tree: start climbing or sit on an acorn.
Are you a carrot, an egg, or a coffee bean?
Edited by MrBump (12/28/04 03:09 PM)
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Liz
Owl Lady
Registered: 11/16/04
Posts: 6,962
Loc: Massachusetts
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man, good luck but I dont think you have a shot in hell. Drink enough water to drown a fucking city, and maybe you'll dilute your piss enough to pass? 
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Remember, remember the fifth of November
The gunpowder treason and plot.
I see no reason why gunpowder treason
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Mushie_Man
Fuck Up
Registered: 05/21/04
Posts: 889
Loc: UK
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Re: let's do a poll... [Re: MrBump]
#3553111 - 12/28/04 03:10 PM (19 years, 3 months ago) |
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...Smoke some more POT an just keep on dreaming
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Ecstacy got me standing next to you
Getting sentimental as fuck spillin' guts to you
We just met
But I think I'm in love with you
But you're on it too
So you tell me you love me too
Wake up in the morning like "yo, what the fuck we do?"
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13eetleJuice
the ghost with the most
Registered: 10/28/04
Posts: 2,253
Loc: 6' under pushin up shroom...
Last seen: 5 years, 4 months
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Re: let's do a poll... [Re: Mushie_Man]
#3553145 - 12/28/04 03:17 PM (19 years, 3 months ago) |
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Quote:
Mushie_Man said:
...Smoke some more POT an just keep on dreaming
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LouiseLouise
starstruck
Registered: 11/02/04
Posts: 3,898
Loc: Searching w/my good eye c...
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Re: let's do a poll... [Re: Mushie_Man]
#3553165 - 12/28/04 03:21 PM (19 years, 3 months ago) |
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So far so good. Actually, I'm goin to get some right now.
I have done this before and ifallapart has the right idea.
I got to piss, and I love pot. It very much aggravates me that they hound on thc so much. IMO, I use pot more responsibly than most people drink.
And I simply am not going to quit for the man!
Thank you to everybody who participates. I will update this after the test.
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CaRnAgECaNdY
Tool's groupie
Registered: 04/09/04
Posts: 11,505
Loc: Billy Howerdel's closet 
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Good Luck 
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The secret to being funny is to say smart things stupidly, or is it stupid things smartly? Whatever..it's not rocket surgery...or something like that.
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Fade_To_Black
Fire It Up
Registered: 12/26/03
Posts: 1,406
Last seen: 3 years, 7 months
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not a snowballs chance in hell.
unless you substitute. which is kinda risky.
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TheHateCamel
Research &Development -DBK
Registered: 01/31/03
Posts: 15,738
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Have someone who is clean piss in a condom for you.
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UmmGood
Stranger
Registered: 12/08/04
Posts: 81
Last seen: 19 years, 2 months
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dont test yet! go to the headshop and buy READYCLEAN. its 30 bucks but youll pass oif you drink it at the right time. I smoked the night before my test, chugged readyClean 3 hrs befreo i took my test and passed
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13eetleJuice
the ghost with the most
Registered: 10/28/04
Posts: 2,253
Loc: 6' under pushin up shroom...
Last seen: 5 years, 4 months
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I think that single 'pass' vote symbolizes the tiny ray of hope we all have that says things will turn out alright. Unfortunately, all the 'fail' votes would squash it like a bug when illuminated by the light of reality. So, in short, keep your mind clouded and stay as far away from the real world as possible and you should be ok.
...*pauses for another long bowl hit*...
Now, where was I going with that thought again...? Oh well, you've got the right idea. Toke away and to hell with the man!
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Le_Canard
The Duk Abides
Registered: 05/16/03
Posts: 94,392
Loc: Earthfarm 1 
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Sorry to say it, but if you've smoked that heavily for a long time, you're screwed...
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LouiseLouise
starstruck
Registered: 11/02/04
Posts: 3,898
Loc: Searching w/my good eye c...
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Re: let's do a poll... [Re: Le_Canard]
#3553457 - 12/28/04 04:22 PM (19 years, 3 months ago) |
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3 people have faith! lol
This is not a position that I highly regard, I am overqualified, but, they want me and the money is there. Point being: I don't really care if I pass or not.
When I am serious, yes, I will get clean.
Does anyone have stories to tell?
I went for a job one time and they told us at the last minute they test on site.
I had smoked that day. I ran to the bathroom and filled up on water, a few minutes later, I went to pee, filled up again. Pee'd and filled up, then pee'd again.
I then pee'd in their cup and lo and behold, I got hired!! 
Ahh, that=4th pee ; )
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onetime
onetime
Registered: 11/13/03
Posts: 3,609
Last seen: 13 years, 4 months
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it only takes a about 12-24 hrs to clean out piss drink lots and lots of water i would smoke out at rehab and pass a test becouse i would drink 4 liters of water a day every day i had a test starting the day befor
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See?
Yes, with my own three eyes.
Depression, Misspells , wanting everying thing i cant have haveing nothing i want
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