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Invisiblefunkymonk
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55+ Year Old Lady
    #3183948 - 09/26/04 08:56 PM (19 years, 6 months ago)

  Today was a  beautiful fall day . Warm, and sunny, no  bugs  and a nice breeze. So after sitting around smoking reefer all day, I felt like being outside. I went home and my buddy  The Mike was there. So we went to the park and started kicking my soccer ball around, practising our footwork and passes and stuff.

  After awhile of playing, this old lady and her two  collie dogs. Okay, no big deal it's a big park. Her dogs are un-leashed, which doesnt bother me at all, I'd rather see them free to roam.

  Well one of these dogs, comes running full boar right at me. Crazy dog, it keeps running and stops just behind me.  Squats, and takes a huge  shit . Sick, It was on the playing field where we were playing, and one of us was bound to step in it.

  I kind of tried to yell at her and get her attention but she was far away. I told The Mike that we should confront her, if we wanted to get techinical it's a city bylaw. (Bylaw 7680) I started walking to her, and she actualy started walking faster away from me. We ran a formation on her, The Mike looped in front of her, and I brought up the back...

funkymonk: Excuse me m'am?
OldLady: Yes?
fm: your dog pooped right where we are playing soccer, one of us is bound to step in it.
OL: Oh please.
TheMike: It's actualy a City bylaw not to pick it up.
OL: Fuck off and go to hell.
fm: :shocked:
TM: :ooo:
fm: listen lady, we're trying to be civil here. a single tissue paper, or a bag would solve this problem.
OL: i've lived here for 30 years and i've never had such rude assholes confront me.
fm: m'am it's a simple concept. your dogs poop, you scoop.
OL: I wish my dogs where trained to bite you.
TM: lady, wtf.

This went on for awhile, me and The Mike backed away. She started to yell, and sounded like she might cry. She walked like a block, then turned around and said "what kind of fucking cowards are you?"

  Okay, first of all. What's your defiantion of a coward? Secondly, clean up your dogs fucking shit.

:poop:

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Invisibleblink
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Re: 55+ Year Old Lady [Re: funkymonk]
    #3183955 - 09/26/04 08:59 PM (19 years, 6 months ago)

she must not have had a bag.
you should return it to her or she might forget to get it herself.  I prefer making deliveries of the sort using burning paper bags...  :crazy2:


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Invisiblefunkymonk
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Re: 55+ Year Old Lady [Re: blink]
    #3183965 - 09/26/04 09:01 PM (19 years, 6 months ago)

We told her we could show her were it was in case she couldnt find it. she refused.
so i told her we'd follow her home and leave in on her door handle
:lol:

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Re: 55+ Year Old Lady [Re: funkymonk]
    #3183993 - 09/26/04 09:09 PM (19 years, 6 months ago)

Stories with illustrations kick ass!!


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Re: 55+ Year Old Lady [Re: funkymonk]
    #3184085 - 09/26/04 09:33 PM (19 years, 6 months ago)

wow, damn bitch!


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Re: 55+ Year Old Lady [Re: funkymonk]
    #3184120 - 09/26/04 09:38 PM (19 years, 6 months ago)

I liked the story. It was even like a picture book.


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Re: 55+ Year Old Lady [Re: funkymonk]
    #3184162 - 09/26/04 09:46 PM (19 years, 6 months ago)

pick up dog shit? Are you serious? I have never picked up my dogs shit.
This onetime my dog shit in some dudes yard, and this dude asked me to pick it up. No problem, i said. Can you just leme barrow a bag. He told me to go home and get one. so i said, "if you want me to pick it up, your going to have to help me out, because i'm damb sure not going to use my hands."
he started yelling, so i gave him the finger and walked off. Dude threw, and almost hit me with a shovel...
i was 13, and he was a big fucker, so i just jacked all his lawn ornaments, and all the shit out of his car


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Re: 55+ Year Old Lady *DELETED* [Re: funkymonk]
    #3184184 - 09/26/04 09:52 PM (19 years, 6 months ago)

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Re: 55+ Year Old Lady [Re: nothing]
    #3184266 - 09/26/04 10:08 PM (19 years, 6 months ago)

Why use a dog? Human feces is even more disgusting.


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Re: 55+ Year Old Lady [Re: funkymonk]
    #3184563 - 09/26/04 11:32 PM (19 years, 6 months ago)

Cut her dog's head off with a chainsaw.

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Re: 55+ Year Old Lady [Re: HeavyToilet]
    #3184774 - 09/27/04 12:32 AM (19 years, 6 months ago)

We told her that we were going to follow her home, so she 'ducked' into an alley and totaly disappeared.

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Re: 55+ Year Old Lady [Re: funkymonk]
    #3184954 - 09/27/04 01:22 AM (19 years, 6 months ago)

what a rude bitch, you should have made her cry...
people do this in my neighorhood all the time, goddam yuppies....
totally indicative of the lack of respect everyone has for eachother.

"i want a dog,
but im too good to almost have to physically touch its shit."


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Re: 55+ Year Old Lady [Re: funkymonk]
    #3184964 - 09/27/04 01:29 AM (19 years, 6 months ago)

Old people can be crabby! :thumbdown:


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Re: 55+ Year Old Lady [Re: funkymonk]
    #3184995 - 09/27/04 01:41 AM (19 years, 6 months ago)

Some sort of retribution must happen...btw nice ass ToTheSummit

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Re: 55+ Year Old Lady [Re: funkymonk]
    #3185035 - 09/27/04 02:01 AM (19 years, 6 months ago)

seriously, who here that owns a dog, actually pics up the dogs shit?
Why? outside, dogshit dries, and hardens in a day, 2 tops. then it decomposes, and fertilizes back into nature.
your telling me you actually confronted some old lady because she didn't pick up dog-shit, than threatened her with a city ordinance, than tried to fallow her home.
Your lucky somebody didn't fuck you up. If that were my mom you would have gotten fucked up.


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Re: 55+ Year Old Lady [Re: funkymonk]
    #3185070 - 09/27/04 02:31 AM (19 years, 6 months ago)

Hey FM. Find out where she lives and next time you see her dog(s) give them some exlax, when she lets them into the house again they'll shit....i mean defacate all over everything :grin:


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Re: 55+ Year Old Lady [Re: Dreamer987]
    #3185349 - 09/27/04 04:51 AM (19 years, 6 months ago)

If you're not joking, you're a fucking moron

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Re: 55+ Year Old Lady [Re: Dreamer987]
    #3185565 - 09/27/04 08:04 AM (19 years, 6 months ago)

Dude, YOU are the reason we have to have cops in this society.  You have no respect for other people's property or the harmony of the community.  You are no different than the industry that dumps its poisonous waste into the river because it is too cheap and lazy to dispose of it properly.  "Fuck the people downstream."

This just strikes me as being a metaphor for what is killing this country - everyone wants to have their dog but they want someone else to pick up the shit.  Who cares who has to pick it up, as long as it isn't them.  :nonono:
Pathetic.

KS

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Re: 55+ Year Old Lady [Re: Dreamer987]
    #3185824 - 09/27/04 10:20 AM (19 years, 6 months ago)

seriously, who here that owns a dog, actually pics up the dogs shit?

Anyone with a sense of dencency. Ever been mowing your lawn and step in a huge pile of dogshit because some inconsiderate jackass was too lazy to pick it up? There is a bylaw for a reason.


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Re: 55+ Year Old Lady [Re: Dreamer987]
    #3185858 - 09/27/04 10:34 AM (19 years, 6 months ago)

Quote:

Dreamer987 said:
seriously, who here that owns a dog, actually pics up the dogs shit?
Why? outside, dogshit dries, and hardens in a day, 2 tops. then it decomposes, and fertilizes back into nature.
your telling me you actually confronted some old lady because she didn't pick up dog-shit, than threatened her with a city ordinance, than tried to fallow her home.
Your lucky somebody didn't fuck you up. If that were my mom you would have gotten fucked up.




I could care less, we confronted her mostly as a joke. And it wasn't until she told us to "fuck off and go to hell" that we got serious about it...And if that were your mom she probably would of came home with me.

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