A list of medical terms:
Abductor pollicis brevis.. Brave policeman kidnapper Adenoids.................. Space creatures that are keeping Elvis alive on Pluto Aerobe.................... A garment worn around the house Anally.................... Occuring yearly Anasthesia................ A Russian princess you studied in school Ankle..................... Opposite of aunty Antacid................... Hallucigenic drugs used by little bugs Anthrax................... Trail made by ants Antibody.................. Your aunty is Elle McPhearson Artery.................... Study of paintings Asthma.................... What you do if dad says no Atrophy................... Prize for winning Autoblast................. A car horn Autopsy................... The hood of a car Bacteria.................. Back door to a cafeteria Barium.................... What doctors do when treatment fails Benign.................... What you are after you be eight Bilateral................. Someone who speaks two languages Bisexual.................. A person who pays for sex Blood Count............... Dracula Bowel..................... A letter like A, E, I, O, or U Bronchitis................ Dinosaur from the Plastasine Age Bruise.................... A six pack of beer Buck Fever................ Incessant craving for dollar bills Burger's Disease.......... From eating in too many fast food joints Cardiac................... Someone crazy about old cars Cardioplasty.............. Credit card Carditis.................. Addicted to poker Caesarean Section......... A district in Rome Carpal.................... People who drive to work together Catalyst.................. A guy who works on a ranch Catarrh................... Stringed instrument Cathode Ray............... The amount Ray billed Cathy Cat Scan.................. Looking for kitty Cauterize................. Made eye contact with her Cavity.................... Drinks from the menu Cilia..................... Their kids Colic..................... A sheep dog Colostomy................. Can't find Collin Coma...................... A punctuation mark Congenital................ Friendly Conjunctivitis............ Prisoners littering their cells with trash Cystine................... Chapel with a painted ceiling Cystogram................. A telegram to your sister D&C....................... Where Washington is Delirium.................. A large room with meat hanging from the ceiling Denial.................... Where Cleopatra swam Dental.................... Condition of a car after a wreck Diarrhea.................. Journal of daily events Dilate.................... To live long Dropsy.................... Inability to hold on to anything Dyspareunie............... Don't worry Electrode................. Amount due to the power company Elixir.................... What a dog does to his master Enema..................... Not a friend Eustachian................ Where you catch the U train Fester.................... Quicker Fibula.................... Small lie Flatulate................. Fix a tire Flocculation.............. Admired by a group of birds Fracture.................. Part of a whole Gall Bladder.............. An anti-Roman vessel Gangreen.................. Gang colors Ganglia................... A bad part of LA Gargles................... Quasimodo's friends Gastric................... Something you can do with a bunsen burner Genital................... Non-jewish Genotype.................. Kind of girl Gino dates G.I. Series............... Soldier ball game Gloss..................... Very shiny Grippe.................... Suit case Hangnail.................. Coat hook Hemophiliac............... Guy getting a feel Hemorrhoid................ What you offer to a hitchiker High Colonic.............. Jewish religious holiday Homogenous................ A brilliant gay Homosexual................ One who has sex at home Hormone................... A prostitute's cry Humerus................... Funny bone Hymen..................... Opposite of high women Hypodermic................ Big, fat zoo animal Ileal conduit............. Leave for Con to do Impotent.................. Distinguished; well known Ingrown Hair.............. A rabbit raised indoors Injection................. Opposite of rejection Intense Pain.............. Torture in the teepee Intern.................... One after another Isodense.................. I ain't too smart Kidney.................... The joint between a child's hip and ankle Labor Pain................ Getting hurt at work Liver..................... A person who lives on and on Lumbar.................... Wooden planks Lymphocytes............... Where people with sore legs can walk Mammary................... Something you remember Mandible.................. Cannibal food Medical Staff............. Doctor's cane Megahertz................. Hurts real bad! Melancholia............... A breed of dog that eats cantaloupe Minor Operation........... Coal digging Miscarriage............... Losing your shopping cart Morbid.................... Higher offer Nitrate................... Cheaper than a day rate Node...................... Was aware of Oncology.................. About college Oral...................... Mountain range in Russia Organic................... Musical Otomy..................... My car not yours Outpatient................ Person who has fainted Pap smear................. Fatherhood test Paradox................... Two doctors Pasteurize................ Too far to see Patella................... To caress one's female companion Pathology................. Study of roadmaps Pedicure.................. Prescription for Fido Peduncle.................. What baby did on uncle's lap Pelvis.................... Cousin of Elvis Penis..................... To pee in Venice Pharmacy.................. Cultivating the ocean floor Phlebitis................. Why dogs scratch Platelet.................. A saucer Postoperative............. Letter carrier Prepuce................... Before it turned dark Prolapse.................. Nascar race track Prostate.................. Flat on your back Protein................... Favoring young people Rarefaction............... A number not commonly used in math Recovery room............. Place to do upholstery Rectum.................... Dang near killed him! Relapse................... Second time around the track Resonance imaging......... A DaVinci painting Retractor................. Second hand John Deere Rheumatic................. Amorous Rhinoplasty............... Charge card for the zoo Scapula................... Burger flipper Sebum..................... A surfer Secretion................. Hiding something Senile.................... Viewing an Egyptian river Serology.................. Study of English knighthood Seizure................... Roman emperor Shock..................... Ocean fish with sharp teeth Sickle cell............... Farm equipment sale Sphincter................. An Egyptian statue Supraclavicular........... Interstate traffic pile-up Suture.................... Someone who works for customs Systole................... Your sister told on you Tablet.................... A small table Talus..................... Request an answer Tension................... What the officer demands of his troops Terminal Illness.......... Getting sick at the airport Testicles................. Books of the Bible Tibia..................... Country in North Africa Tissue.................... God bless you! Toe....................... To take away your car Tolerance................. What you get after giving growth hormone to ants Transexual................ Having sex while driving Trapezius................. Circus high-wire act Tubule.................... Two oxes Tumor..................... More than one Ulna...................... Name of a girl from Norway Urinate................... What a nurse says to patient in room eight Urine..................... Opposite of "You're Out" Urogram................... Finally your son has a kid Vagina.................... People who live in the state of Virginia Varicose.................. Near by Vein...................... Conceited Vulva..................... Swedish automobile Windpipe.................. Aboriginal musical instrument Wound..................... Will not
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