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 Jokeshopbeard
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 Jesus Christ I just fucked a MILF   9
#24980047 - 02/10/18 01:20 AM (6 years, 2 months ago) |
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And she was, without a shadow of a fraction of a doubt, the hottest woman/fuck/experience I have had in my whole fucking life. And I'm no amateur. That/she was absolutely crazymidblowingstunning.
Only a couple of days after having renounced relationships with full intent too; and the exact fucking thing I need comes into my life - amazing sex with someone who only wants it on the side.
I've lost the feeling of magic from my life coming to corporate America for cash money these last two months, but that brought it back in droves.
I'm high.
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Let it be seen that you are nothing. And in knowing that you are nothing... there is nothing to lose, there is nothing to gain. What can happen to you? Something can happen to the body, but it will either heal or it won't. What's the big deal? Let life knock you to bits. Let life take you apart. Let life destroy you. It will only destroy what you are not.
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Fiery
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Re: Jesus Christ I just fucked a MILF [Re: Jokeshopbeard]
#24980058 - 02/10/18 01:28 AM (6 years, 2 months ago) |
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Quote:
Jokeshopbeard said:
And she was, without a shadow of a fraction of a doubt, the hottest woman/fuck/experience I have had in my whole fucking life. And I'm no amateur. That/she was absolutely crazymidblowingstunning.
Only a couple of days after having renounced relationships with full intent too; and the exact fucking thing I need comes into my life - amazing sex with someone who only wants it on the side.
I've lost the feeling of magic from my life coming to corporate America for cash money these last two months, but that brought it back in droves.
I'm high.
So , you jacked off to some older women on porn.
Now you are starting to come down from the high and feel let down.
No?
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Jokeshopbeard
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Re: Jesus Christ I just fucked a MILF [Re: Fiery]
#24980063 - 02/10/18 01:33 AM (6 years, 2 months ago) |
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LOL, you twat.
No, I literally just fucked an absolutely stunningly beautiful 43 year old who had probably the best body of any woman I've ever fucked and came twice in the process.
You clearly spend too much time on the internet.
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Let it be seen that you are nothing. And in knowing that you are nothing... there is nothing to lose, there is nothing to gain. What can happen to you? Something can happen to the body, but it will either heal or it won't. What's the big deal? Let life knock you to bits. Let life take you apart. Let life destroy you. It will only destroy what you are not.
--Jac O'keeffe
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Fiery
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Re: Jesus Christ I just fucked a MILF [Re: Jokeshopbeard]
#24980070 - 02/10/18 01:37 AM (6 years, 2 months ago) |
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Jokeshopbeard said:
LOL, you twat.
No, I literally just fucked an absolutely stunningly beautiful 43 year old who had probably the best body of any woman I've ever fucked and came twice in the process.
You clearly spend too much time on the internet.
Ok so you came twice within 20 minutes to some video you watched and still are lying about it?
what was her name?
what was her nose like?
what color were her eyes?
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Jokeshopbeard
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Re: Jesus Christ I just fucked a MILF [Re: Fiery] 1
#24980072 - 02/10/18 01:39 AM (6 years, 2 months ago) |
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Fiery said:
what was her name?
what was her nose like?
what color were her eyes?
The answer to all of those questions is Bob.
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Let it be seen that you are nothing. And in knowing that you are nothing... there is nothing to lose, there is nothing to gain. What can happen to you? Something can happen to the body, but it will either heal or it won't. What's the big deal? Let life knock you to bits. Let life take you apart. Let life destroy you. It will only destroy what you are not.
--Jac O'keeffe
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Fiery
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Re: Jesus Christ I just fucked a MILF [Re: Jokeshopbeard]
#24980075 - 02/10/18 01:44 AM (6 years, 2 months ago) |
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so it's all just a lie then.
Did you have sex with a mom or was it just some old ass hobo?
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Jokeshopbeard
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Re: Jesus Christ I just fucked a MILF [Re: Fiery] 1
#24980076 - 02/10/18 01:45 AM (6 years, 2 months ago) |
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Bob.
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Let it be seen that you are nothing. And in knowing that you are nothing... there is nothing to lose, there is nothing to gain. What can happen to you? Something can happen to the body, but it will either heal or it won't. What's the big deal? Let life knock you to bits. Let life take you apart. Let life destroy you. It will only destroy what you are not.
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 koods
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Re: Jesus Christ I just fucked a MILF [Re: Jokeshopbeard] 5
#24980080 - 02/10/18 01:53 AM (6 years, 2 months ago) |
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Was it sheekle's mom?
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Jokeshopbeard
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Re: Jesus Christ I just fucked a MILF [Re: koods]
#24980082 - 02/10/18 01:56 AM (6 years, 2 months ago) |
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Hella Bob.
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Let it be seen that you are nothing. And in knowing that you are nothing... there is nothing to lose, there is nothing to gain. What can happen to you? Something can happen to the body, but it will either heal or it won't. What's the big deal? Let life knock you to bits. Let life take you apart. Let life destroy you. It will only destroy what you are not.
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koods
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Re: Jesus Christ I just fucked a MILF [Re: Jokeshopbeard] 1
#24980090 - 02/10/18 02:06 AM (6 years, 2 months ago) |
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Bobbing for cocks. Sounds like sheekle's mom alright
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NotSheekle said
βif I believed she was 16 I would become unattracted to herβ
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Fiery
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Re: Jesus Christ I just fucked a MILF [Re: koods]
#24980097 - 02/10/18 02:14 AM (6 years, 2 months ago) |
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so the pub mods are trolling hard, huh?
or is this a regular occurrence?
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Jokeshopbeard
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Re: Jesus Christ I just fucked a MILF [Re: Fiery] 2
#24980101 - 02/10/18 02:21 AM (6 years, 2 months ago) |
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Regular Bob Troll Bob.
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Let it be seen that you are nothing. And in knowing that you are nothing... there is nothing to lose, there is nothing to gain. What can happen to you? Something can happen to the body, but it will either heal or it won't. What's the big deal? Let life knock you to bits. Let life take you apart. Let life destroy you. It will only destroy what you are not.
--Jac O'keeffe
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SirShroomsAlott
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Re: Jesus Christ I just fucked a MILF [Re: Fiery] 1
#24980135 - 02/10/18 03:46 AM (6 years, 2 months ago) |
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Fiery said:
so the pub mods are trolling hard, huh?
or is this a regular occurrence?
What? He literally gave you an answer to every one of your questions so how is he trolling?....I'll tell you how. Bob dude, Bob.....
If that doesn't answer your questions then idk what will.
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LogicaL Chaos
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Re: Jesus Christ I just fucked a MILF [Re: Jokeshopbeard] 2
#24980145 - 02/10/18 04:13 AM (6 years, 2 months ago) |
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Was it MILFtastic?
How did u meet her? Need some backstory...
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deucedbi9
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Re: Jesus Christ I just fucked a MILF [Re: Jokeshopbeard] 2
#24980156 - 02/10/18 04:37 AM (6 years, 2 months ago) |
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Jokeshopbeard said:
amazing sex with someone who only wants it on the side.
Good for you JSB. By "on the side" do you mean she is married, or just that she wants a no strings attached 'fling'? If she's married, hopefuly it's an 'open' relationship and you don't have a jealous husband literally, remembering your in Americaland now, gunning for you.
A 43 year old eh. Jesus, she's closer to my firstborns age than mine. Shit makes me feel damnably old.   
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Re: Jesus Christ I just fucked a MILF [Re: Jokeshopbeard]
#24980169 - 02/10/18 05:04 AM (6 years, 2 months ago) |
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Jokeshopbeard said:
LOL, you twat.
No, I literally just fucked an absolutely stunningly beautiful 43 year old who had probably the best body of any woman I've ever fucked and came twice in the process.
You clearly spend too much time on the internet.
Not impressed.
Just playing bro, glad ya had some good fuk.
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Re: Jesus Christ I just fucked a MILF [Re: deucedbi9] 1
#24980170 - 02/10/18 05:05 AM (6 years, 2 months ago) |
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Has sex with milf
Must tell shroomery.
They'll believe me.
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Quote:
Jokeshopbeard said:
LOL, you twat.
No, I literally just fucked an absolutely stunningly beautiful 43 year old who had probably the best body of any woman I've ever fucked and came twice in the process.
You clearly spend too much time on the internet.
Not impressed.
Just playing bro, glad ya had some good fuk.
I fucked my mom's hot ass similar age best friend when I was 24. 
Great ride for sure. Props op. Them older women know what they want out of a dick.
The funniest part was my mom found out and flipped. My dad and I were talking about it a year later sharing a beer. I would have fucked her too. Cheers. Fist bump.
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"I don't give nothin' to nobody, I just pay the cost to do business." - Riley "Young Reezy"-Boondocks
"The road to hell is paved with good intentions."
"In the days of kings and queens I was a jester."
"And then the great lord created bears... too many bears... shoulda really dialed back on the bears." Squidbillies
"Can you start speaking words instead of your damn filthy lies!"- Louise "Bobs Burgers"
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vinsue
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 Re: Jesus Christ I just fucked a MILF [Re: deucedbi9] 1
#24980191 - 02/10/18 05:20 AM (6 years, 2 months ago) |
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Shit makes me feel damnably old.
Oh wait,
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Re: Jesus Christ I just fucked a MILF [Re: Jokeshopbeard] 1
#24980245 - 02/10/18 06:36 AM (6 years, 2 months ago) |
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Oxytocin buzz man, it's a good one. I don't binge on it anymore, just get it from my cats (and not by fucking them!).
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