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afraid of watermelon?
    #23456310 - 07/19/16 01:45 PM (7 years, 8 months ago)

my cousin's friend is apparently extremely afraid of watermelon like she was just talking and noticed a watermelon in the kitchen and cut what she was saying short to be like "AHHHHHH!" and step back when she noticed it nd was like yeah im afraid of watermelon

lol wtf?

anyone else afraid of foods here on this forum or know anyone who is?


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Re: afraid of watermelon? [Re: Sheekle] * 2
    #23456316 - 07/19/16 01:47 PM (7 years, 8 months ago)

I would be all like, "You dont like watermelon...WHAT ARE YOU RACIST OR SOMETHING????"

lololol I joke I joke. No but seriously it would be really funny if someone just started screaming at her about it and accusing her of being racist as like a joke or something. Then say nah Im just playing, but seriously tho watermelon is the bomb.

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Re: afraid of watermelon? [Re: Sheekle]
    #23456319 - 07/19/16 01:49 PM (7 years, 8 months ago)

cucurbitaceaeophobia

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Re: afraid of watermelon? [Re: Sheekle]
    #23456347 - 07/19/16 01:57 PM (7 years, 8 months ago)

Your cousins friend is racist


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Re: afraid of watermelon? [Re: Malcolm_Xtasy] * 2
    #23456363 - 07/19/16 02:03 PM (7 years, 8 months ago)



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Re: afraid of watermelon? [Re: Sheekle]
    #23456373 - 07/19/16 02:05 PM (7 years, 8 months ago)

Past life fruit trauma, it's pretty basic stuff.

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Re: afraid of watermelon? [Re: Malcolm_Xtasy]
    #23456384 - 07/19/16 02:08 PM (7 years, 8 months ago)

Lord have mercy, how would you even deal with a chick like that? (in the video)

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Re: afraid of watermelon? [Re: 1234go]
    #23456435 - 07/19/16 02:29 PM (7 years, 8 months ago)

There was a guy on here who claimed to be afraid of mayonnaise. It was my signature for a bit.

He said something along the lines of "Seriously, if my own grandmother whom I love very dearly came at me with a jar of mayo I would end her life right there."

Good shit.


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Re: afraid of watermelon? [Re: Kush_Zombie]
    #23456471 - 07/19/16 02:42 PM (7 years, 8 months ago)



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Damion5050's Coir Tek (I use 5.5 - 6 quarts of water instead of 4. Also ignore step 13 and ignore the monotub completely. The only purpose of this tek is to show you how to make a simple substrate. I also add gypsum to it but not necessary)
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Re: afraid of watermelon? [Re: Sheekle] * 1
    #23456491 - 07/19/16 02:50 PM (7 years, 8 months ago)

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Re: afraid of watermelon? [Re: goldcaphunter]
    #23456503 - 07/19/16 02:57 PM (7 years, 8 months ago)

My ex-girlfriend was absolutely terrified of centipedes

One time we were watching The Ring together and I forgot to tell her about the part of the videotape with the centipede crawling across the screen

She went fucking hysterical when she saw it, her arm was wrapped around my neck at the time and she started screaming like a banshee and choking me out while helplessly staring at the screen, her whole face went pale as a ghost

So as I'm laying there gagging all of a sudden she just suddenly snaps out of it and was like "OMG babe I'm so sorry I can't believe I did that" and I was just too in shock to say anything cuz it scared the flying fuck out of me

Then she gave me a blowjob and that made me feel better


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Re: afraid of watermelon? [Re: goldcaphunter]
    #23456506 - 07/19/16 02:58 PM (7 years, 8 months ago)

:acidcat:

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Re: afraid of watermelon? [Re: OhMrJohnson]
    #23456510 - 07/19/16 02:59 PM (7 years, 8 months ago)

You eat centipedes?


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Re: afraid of watermelon? [Re: Cowb0yNeal00]
    #23456512 - 07/19/16 02:59 PM (7 years, 8 months ago)

watermelon can kill you in many ways

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Re: afraid of watermelon? [Re: Kush_Zombie]
    #23456523 - 07/19/16 03:03 PM (7 years, 8 months ago)

Quote:

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You eat centipedes?






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Re: afraid of watermelon? [Re: OhMrJohnson]
    #23456525 - 07/19/16 03:04 PM (7 years, 8 months ago)

Oh shit.


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What is G2G? (Grain-to-Grain)
Damion5050's Coir Tek (I use 5.5 - 6 quarts of water instead of 4. Also ignore step 13 and ignore the monotub completely. The only purpose of this tek is to show you how to make a simple substrate. I also add gypsum to it but not necessary)
Spitball's Monotub Tek (A liner isn't necessary but is useful)
Use 6500k lights throughout the whole process. When you wake up, turn the light on. When you go to sleep turn the light off. It's as simple as that.

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Re: afraid of watermelon? [Re: ShiVersblood]
    #23456535 - 07/19/16 03:13 PM (7 years, 8 months ago)

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I would be all like, "You dont like watermelon...WHAT ARE YOU RACIST OR SOMETHING????"

lololol I joke I joke. No but seriously it would be really funny if someone just started screaming at her about it and accusing her of being racist as like a joke or something. Then say nah Im just playing, but seriously tho watermelon is the bomb.




Reminds me of when I was in highschool, and was waiting for the bus with a bunch of kids. These ridiculously wankster bro's walked by super slowly with their shorts sagged stupidly low and wearing gang colors. As they swaggered away one kid yelled "aye coolaid" really loud and they turned around and stormed back to start yelling about how that was racist as hell even though all three of them were white :rofl2:

On a different note there was this camp counselor I met as a kid who was a big ass british guy, looked like a burly rugby player or something :lol:

Anyways he was deathly afraid of chickens, it was the strangest thing. Huge towering athletic man who would flinch if people made chicken noises around him :tongue2:


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Re: afraid of watermelon? [Re: Kush_Zombie] * 1
    #23456539 - 07/19/16 03:15 PM (7 years, 8 months ago)



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Re: afraid of watermelon? [Re: Asante]
    #23456661 - 07/19/16 04:08 PM (7 years, 8 months ago)

watermelon itself is now racist apparently.  just the mere mention of it brings up slavery and oppression.  i myself personally don't prefer it as a fruit.  well i mean there was this one candy way back when and it was like a taffy with watermelons seeds that were edible or something?  i don't even remember.  but i liked that.  i always envisioned taking ice cream scoops of watermelon and like mixing it with ice cream for a smoothie in a blender?  add milk, sugar, maybe juice i don't know.  i'm rambling.  but yeah i'm not like afraid of it so to speak, it's just a fruit, but i don't like it either.  had kind of a grainy texture right?  who knows.  yeah i mean it's not like the world's greatest fruit or anything.  and it is really racist.  just for the record.  but we all already knew that.  i mean chicken is 2nd most racist thing and chicken is wayyyy behind watermelon by a long shot.


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Re: afraid of watermelon? [Re: bass head]
    #23456721 - 07/19/16 04:25 PM (7 years, 8 months ago)

What the fuck does it feel like to be freaked out by something as innocuous as a watermelon?!


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