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do you like hookers?
    #23169185 - 04/29/16 01:02 PM (7 years, 10 months ago)

Prostitution it legal where I live and I have been seeing hookers since I was 18. It's a lot of fun to me but it's only worth it if I take vyvanse or smoke weed before. Some hookers I've seen were pot-heads and they were cool with smoking weed with me.

I look really young and it's annoying because I always have to ask when I call them to see if she is okay with someone my age. Sometimes they're not which is a bummer.

I hate how hookers comment on how young I look, they often say "I've never had such a young client" or they ask for my ID.

I've even seen some religious hookers too (lol) who told me I should start going to church. I just think to myself "shut up, I just wanna fuck."

I've seen all sorts of hookers, from cheap crack-head looking ones to high-class escorts.

Nowadays I only see busty latina hookers, they are my favorite.

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Re: do you like hookers? [Re: Alexestalex]
    #23169188 - 04/29/16 01:04 PM (7 years, 10 months ago)

Reno?


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Re: do you like hookers? [Re: Alexestalex] * 1
    #23169189 - 04/29/16 01:04 PM (7 years, 10 months ago)

I have never been with a hooker, so can't say if I like them or not.


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Re: do you like hookers? [Re: FruitOfLife]
    #23169191 - 04/29/16 01:05 PM (7 years, 10 months ago)

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Reno?




No I live in Canada


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Re: do you like hookers? [Re: Alexestalex]
    #23169195 - 04/29/16 01:06 PM (7 years, 10 months ago)

Prostitution is not legal in Canada bro. Harper really fucked us on that one, but the law is probably unconstitutional and you could fight it if you wanted to take it to higher appeals.


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Re: do you like hookers? [Re: Ahab McBathsalts]
    #23169200 - 04/29/16 01:07 PM (7 years, 10 months ago)

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Prostitution is not legal in Canada bro. Harper really fucked us on that one, but the law is probably unconstitutional and you could fight it if you wanted to take it to higher appeals.




it is 100% legal.

once a cop called me because a hooker i was texting was involved in a homicide.

the cop straight up told me prostitution was legal.


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Re: do you like hookers? [Re: Alexestalex] * 4
    #23169201 - 04/29/16 01:07 PM (7 years, 10 months ago)

I live in Canada too. There's an escort service like 1km from my house. Never indulged but apparently it's dope, or so some of the local bmx guys tell me. I guess bmx'ers have trouble getting laid? Being a skateboarder I don't know what that's like.


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Re: do you like hookers? [Re: Ahab McBathsalts]
    #23169208 - 04/29/16 01:09 PM (7 years, 10 months ago)

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Prostitution is not legal in Canada bro. Harper really fucked us on that one, but the law is probably unconstitutional and you could fight it if you wanted to take it to higher appeals.



Yea it's legal here you just have to do out calls only and can not advertise anywhere but the internet behind a disclaimer.

AFAIK


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Re: do you like hookers? [Re: Zombi3]
    #23169211 - 04/29/16 01:10 PM (7 years, 10 months ago)

There was a window where it was, or not enforced, but new laws were passed in 2014. Some municipalities don't enforce them though.

http://www.theglobeandmail.com/news/politics/canadas-new-prostitution-laws-everything-you-need-to-know/article19610318/


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Re: do you like hookers? [Re: Zombi3]
    #23169214 - 04/29/16 01:10 PM (7 years, 10 months ago)

yeah i think it's illegal if a hooker stands outside and offers her services but if she posts an internet ad its legal

i only do incalls. I live with my parents so I'm not gonna bring a hooker home haha.


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Re: do you like hookers? [Re: Alexestalex] * 1
    #23169226 - 04/29/16 01:14 PM (7 years, 10 months ago)

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Prostitution is not legal in Canada bro. Harper really fucked us on that one, but the law is probably unconstitutional and you could fight it if you wanted to take it to higher appeals.




it is 100% legal.

once a cop called me because a hooker i was texting was involved in a homicide.

the cop straight up told me prostitution was legal.




Cops don't know shit about the law. They dumb as fuck.


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Re: do you like hookers? [Re: Ahab McBathsalts]
    #23169227 - 04/29/16 01:14 PM (7 years, 10 months ago)

I've been with a few hookers in my past. Drug addiction really didn't make me give a fuck.

It was pretty lame though because I don't nut quick and they always tried to rush me which would make it even harder to finish. :igor:


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Re: do you like hookers? [Re: Ahab McBathsalts]
    #23169230 - 04/29/16 01:15 PM (7 years, 10 months ago)

Unless you want to give me a TL;DR I'll just believe you cuz I ain't reading all that lol


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Re: do you like hookers? [Re: Zombi3] * 1
    #23169320 - 04/29/16 01:50 PM (7 years, 10 months ago)

Don't ever lend a vehicle to a whore it generally doesn't end well. I'm probably one of the few idiots to ever do it.

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Re: do you like hookers? [Re: thenutflush] * 3
    #23169338 - 04/29/16 01:57 PM (7 years, 10 months ago)

Why would you pay for something you could get for free? Lol.  :facepalm3:


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Re: do you like hookers? [Re: thenutflush]
    #23169348 - 04/29/16 02:00 PM (7 years, 10 months ago)

the world's oldest profession.

i don't see anything wrong with it, and think it should be legal.

I PERSONALLY could not do it, but that's just me.


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Re: do you like hookers? [Re: Lobi]
    #23169349 - 04/29/16 02:01 PM (7 years, 10 months ago)

Deep psychological shit

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Re: do you like hookers? [Re: thenutflush]
    #23169356 - 04/29/16 02:03 PM (7 years, 10 months ago)

I'd rather sweep a girl off her feet than pay for sex.  I could just masturbate at that point.


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Re: do you like hookers? [Re: Lobi]
    #23169363 - 04/29/16 02:06 PM (7 years, 10 months ago)

I've always had gf's or a wife, or got it for free:tongue2:
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Why would you pay for something you could get for free? Lol.  :facepalm3:



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Re: do you like hookers? [Re: Lobi] * 1
    #23169371 - 04/29/16 02:10 PM (7 years, 10 months ago)

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Why would you pay for something you could get for free? Lol.  :facepalm3:



No sex is really free unless you are a super good talker lol.

You meet a girl at a bar, its pretty much expected you buy her atleast 1 drink.

You meet a girl and you guys decide to go on a date, you are paying arent you?

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