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Kids Who Don't Eat Vegetables And Are Picky Eaters Piss Me Off 5
#22795546 - 01/18/16 04:50 PM (8 years, 2 months ago) |
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So I'm watching these kids, and I'm trying to cook up a healthy meal. Both of them flat out say they "don't eat vegetables."
I was like, "What? You don't eat asparagus? You don't eat kale? You don't eat beets or basil?"
And they were like, "What's asparagus? What's kale? What's beets? What's basil?"
I realized just how nutrient-deprived they were, so I ended up making them a fruit and veggie smoothie. Threw in some grapes, raspberries, blueberries, kale, beets, Greek yogurt, and blended it together with fresh-squeezed orange juice.
Gave it to the oldest one, who tried a sip, then spat it out, saying it "tasted like a garden." The younger one just straight-up looked disgusted and refused to touch it.
Then I made the oldest another smoothie using mostly juice and just a tiny bit of fruits, and she liked that one enough to drink it. But then insisted on adding 4 tablespoons of sugar to her smoothie to make it more palatable.
The only thing that pisses me off more than kids who don't eat vegetables, are adults who never ever eat vegetables. It just blows my mind that there are kids out there who eat so unhealthy on a consistent basis. Coming from California, I am not used to seeing this bullshit garbage diet.
It's crazy to think, that there are actually people out there in this country who don't even drink water. They drink coffee, soda, and alcohol, but never any water. How the fuck do you live on a diet like that?!!?!?
Edited by Crystal G (01/18/16 05:05 PM)
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Re: Kids Who Don't Eat Vegetables Piss Me Off [Re: Crystal G] 33
#22795552 - 01/18/16 04:51 PM (8 years, 2 months ago) |
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Who would let you baby sit their kids?
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Re: Kids Who Don't Eat Vegetables Piss Me Off [Re: Crystal G] 4
#22795556 - 01/18/16 04:52 PM (8 years, 2 months ago) |
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Kale is fucking disgusting. The only reason people eat it is because it's a fad.
Also people let you near their children?
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Re: Kids Who Don't Eat Vegetables Piss Me Off [Re: Sun King]
#22795562 - 01/18/16 04:53 PM (8 years, 2 months ago) |
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Sun King said: Who would let you baby sit their kids?
Hahhahahaha
Yeah, I drink water all day and eat my fruits and veggies. I'd imagine I'd feel pretty damn shitty if all I drank was other stuff and processed food.
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Re: Kids Who Don't Eat Vegetables Piss Me Off [Re: Sun King] 1
#22795563 - 01/18/16 04:53 PM (8 years, 2 months ago) |
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Sun King said: Who would let you baby sit their kids?
Sure. Kids love me. I have unlimited patience and never get angry. About anything. Kids always see me as the soft one.
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Re: Kids Who Don't Eat Vegetables Piss Me Off [Re: Crystal G]
#22795564 - 01/18/16 04:53 PM (8 years, 2 months ago) |
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It's exactly what the system wants
Eat your junk food, drink your soft drinks, become fat lazy and complacent so we can make a good drone out of you
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Re: Kids Who Don't Eat Vegetables Piss Me Off [Re: Crystal G]
#22795566 - 01/18/16 04:53 PM (8 years, 2 months ago) |
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Excellent choice of graems I lol'd
Vegetables are boss. Gimme a tomato over a steak any day of the year.
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Re: Kids Who Don't Eat Vegetables Piss Me Off [Re: Crystal G] 4
#22795568 - 01/18/16 04:54 PM (8 years, 2 months ago) |
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Yeah how could anyone live such an unhealthy lifestyle
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Re: Kids Who Don't Eat Vegetables Piss Me Off [Re: Zombi3]
#22795570 - 01/18/16 04:54 PM (8 years, 2 months ago) |
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Tomatoes are fruits tho.
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Re: Kids Who Don't Eat Vegetables Piss Me Off [Re: OhMrJohnson]
#22795572 - 01/18/16 04:54 PM (8 years, 2 months ago) |
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OhMrJohnson said: It's exactly what the system wants
Eat your junk food, drink your soft drinks, become fat lazy and complacent so we can make a good drone out of you
You forgot to say "maaaannnn" at some point in there
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Re: Kids Who Don't Eat Vegetables Piss Me Off [Re: Sun King]
#22795573 - 01/18/16 04:54 PM (8 years, 2 months ago) |
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Sun King said: Who would let you baby sit their kids?
Well to be fair she done pretty good making a smoothie what a couple of little shits wouldn't even try it.
They'll realize one day McDonald's is killing them, whether they'll care is another question entirely
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Re: Kids Who Don't Eat Vegetables Piss Me Off [Re: Sheekle]
#22795574 - 01/18/16 04:55 PM (8 years, 2 months ago) |
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Sheekle said:
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OhMrJohnson said: It's exactly what the system wants
Eat your junk food, drink your soft drinks, become fat lazy and complacent so we can make a good drone out of you
You forgot to say "maaaannnn" at some point in there
It's exactly what the system wants, maaaannnn
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Re: Kids Who Don't Eat Vegetables Piss Me Off [Re: Crystal G]
#22795575 - 01/18/16 04:55 PM (8 years, 2 months ago) |
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Crystal G said:
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Sun King said: Who would let you baby sit their kids?
Sure. Kids love me. I have unlimited patience and never get angry. About anything. Kids always see me as the soft one.
You should tell their parents your shroomery username and tell them to look you up.
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Re: Kids Who Don't Eat Vegetables Piss Me Off [Re: morrowasted]
#22795590 - 01/18/16 04:57 PM (8 years, 2 months ago) |
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morrowasted said: Yeah how could anyone live such an unhealthy lifestyle
Hey man, if I drank nothing but coffee and soda, I guarantee you I would have had renal failure a long time ago. I'm telling you, when you abuse drugs as heavily as some people on this forum do, water is practically the only thing keeping us alive.
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Re: Kids Who Don't Eat Vegetables Piss Me Off [Re: Mr. Wednesday]
#22795599 - 01/18/16 04:59 PM (8 years, 2 months ago) |
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Mr. Wednesday said:
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Sun King said: Who would let you baby sit their kids?
Well to be fair she done pretty good making a smoothie what a couple of little shits wouldn't even try it.
They'll realize one day McDonald's is killing them, whether they'll care is another question entirely
It just annoys me when kids are such picky eaters. Like these kids have never even eaten shrimp or clams before, that's how in the dark they are about food. It's crazy. I look in the fridge and the freezer and all I see are pre-packaged chicken nuggets and Eggo waffles and shit. Shake my head because I just find it really sad. That's just no way to live.
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Re: Kids Who Don't Eat Vegetables Piss Me Off [Re: Crystal G]
#22795644 - 01/18/16 05:10 PM (8 years, 2 months ago) |
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I used to be picky as hell but as I grew older I also grew wiser. I've cut back on fast food tremendously lately but its so damn convenient. It truly disgusts me anymore though. Especially when I dose, its so hard to eat cause I refuse to eat any processed bullshit.
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Re: Kids Who Don't Eat Vegetables Piss Me Off [Re: Psychonautica]
#22795665 - 01/18/16 05:13 PM (8 years, 2 months ago) |
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Psychonautica said: Kale is fucking disgusting. The only reason people eat it is because it's a fad.
Also people let you near their children?
Not true, I like it and don't give one fuck about fads or even healthy eating.
As for OP, maybe try some vegetables that kids like in the first place? Asparagus, kale and beets? Those are all pretty well known to be disliked by kids, even the ones who like vegetables. Don't try to feed them broccoli or cauliflower either.
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Re: Kids Who Don't Eat Vegetables Piss Me Off [Re: Psychonautica]
#22795676 - 01/18/16 05:15 PM (8 years, 2 months ago) |
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Psychonautica said: Kale is fucking disgusting. The only reason people eat it is because it's a fad.
Also people let you near their children?
I eat it cause it tastes good with certain dishes and it makes tasty chips
I dont eat it cause of a fad
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Re: Kids Who Don't Eat Vegetables Piss Me Off [Re: Shroomslip]
#22795682 - 01/18/16 05:16 PM (8 years, 2 months ago) |
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Yeah get em hooked on the sweet fruits first then trick them by adding small amounts of veggies to the fruit smoothies
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Re: Kids Who Don't Eat Vegetables Piss Me Off [Re: Sheekle]
#22795690 - 01/18/16 05:19 PM (8 years, 2 months ago) |
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Sheekle said:
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OhMrJohnson said: It's exactly what the system wants
Eat your junk food, drink your soft drinks, become fat lazy and complacent so we can make a good drone out of you
You forgot to say "maaaannnn" at some point in there
Its true monnnnnn
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