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Almond Flour
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What the FUCK Disneyland
#21562088 - 04/18/15 01:48 AM (8 years, 11 months ago) |
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I just took my son recently to Disneyland. I was expecting a "Magical" day like I was promised in the commercials but holy shit is there some creepy stuff going on.
Far be it from me to get all "Illuminati" on their theme park but I have to say they are exposing our children to some twisted shit.
Every single one of their little wild "Cart" rides like the Toad ride, "Alice in wonderland" or anything of the sort is chaotic as fuck, with all types of weird, dark, evil, imagery. Even the "Finding Nemo" ride had this moment where they act like the fucking submarine is gonna fail after a bomb goes off giving the illusion that we are all gonna die
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Edited by Almond Flour (04/18/15 01:49 AM)
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This is hell. Why would you expect anything different?
Walt Disney was a fucking nazi.
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Re: What the FUCK Disneyland [Re: vandago]
#21562168 - 04/18/15 02:57 AM (8 years, 11 months ago) |
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Lol tripping while taking the kids to Disneyland. Classic. Their eyes aren't as open as yours, just be glad they had a fun time(statistically THEY DID)
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Have you ever had fun before?
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Re: What the FUCK Disneyland [Re: NotTheDevil] 7
#21562261 - 04/18/15 04:41 AM (8 years, 11 months ago) |
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Kids need a bit of darkness and sadness and scariness. I found it to be a healthy thing during my upbringing.
I think it today's age, kid media has been mostly pussified. We need disturbing scenes like The Goonies and Indian Jones had.
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Did they get rid of the "its a small world after all" ride, or do they just have explosions and monsters in that one too now?
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sorry there aren't any rides where you walk through a garden and collect lollipops
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Apollyphelion said: Kids need a bit of darkness and sadness and scariness. I found it to be a healthy thing during my upbringing.
I think it today's age, kid media has been mostly pussified. We need disturbing scenes like The Goonies and Indian Jones had.
Yeah I think the 80s really were a golden age for kids' movies, and the "dark" elements were a key part of that. These days it's mostly just a bunch of watered down crap.
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Kids know about good and evil intuitively better than most adults do. They get visited by ghosts, angels and monsters. They anthropomorphize insects, then like a true marquis de sade pull out their legs and wings one by one and delight in their suffering or turning the light of the sun with a magnifying glass into a death ray and chase around ants imagining they are people running for their lives.
We're all angels who have to choose whether we move towards the Light or dwell in Darkness.
Kids are entitled to a bit of hell along with a bit of heaven, fairy tales that feature witches who eat children, movies that feature good and evil like the beforementioned BRILLANT "Dark Crystal" and amusement park rides that scare them as much as thrill them.
If you pamper them too much, and that is THE problem in the western world, they grow up without really knowing right from wrong, Good from Evil.
Overprotecting children is a serious form of child abuse.
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Re: What the FUCK Disneyland [Re: Asante]
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Almond Flour
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Re: What the FUCK Disneyland [Re: Asante]
#21562804 - 04/18/15 10:02 AM (8 years, 11 months ago) |
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Asante said: Kids know about good and evil intuitively better than most adults do. They get visited by ghosts, angels and monsters. They anthropomorphize insects, then like a true marquis de sade pull out their legs and wings one by one and delight in their suffering or turning the light of the sun with a magnifying glass into a death ray and chase around ants imagining they are people running for their lives.
We're all angels who have to choose whether we move towards the Light or dwell in Darkness.
Kids are entitled to a bit of hell along with a bit of heaven, fairy tales that feature witches who eat children, movies that feature good and evil like the beforementioned BRILLANT "Dark Crystal" and amusement park rides that scare them as much as thrill them.
If you pamper them too much, and that is THE problem in the western world, they grow up without really knowing right from wrong, Good from Evil.
Overprotecting children is a serious form of child abuse.
Well said, I just wonder if I was exposing him to concepts like "death", "Hell", "Mental Insanity", "Guns and violence" a little early since he is 3 years old
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Walt was a mason....
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Re: What the FUCK Disneyland [Re: HalluciNate]
#21562830 - 04/18/15 10:10 AM (8 years, 11 months ago) |
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HalluciNate said: Walt was a mason....
I kid you not dude, sometimes I was starting to.....believe
Examine the following. At the end of the Small World ride there was a sign that said
"Adios"
At first glance its the spanish word for Goodbye, but look closer
"A-DIOS"
Which literally translates to
"To GOD"
However, evidence suggest to me that some of the rides take you
To hell
Like the end of the toad ride. But who wants to go to hell? No one! Thus this leads me to believe they worship the
Dark Lord or Satan
Therefore Im gonna theorize "Dark Lord" from a Disney perspective is God
So what
"Adios" really means is.
"To the Devil"
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Aren't there any wholesome biblical theme parks with cool rides like the Noah's ark water slide where everyone on earth is killed by God? Your son will love the exodus ride where you have to slaughter a lamb and smear its blood on a door way so he isn't killed in the middle of the night. The stations of the cross ride you can watch some dude get nailed to a cross. Just as much fun as Disney but with a wholesome and positive message.
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Re: What the FUCK Disneyland [Re: koods]
#21562875 - 04/18/15 10:23 AM (8 years, 11 months ago) |
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Re: What the FUCK Disneyland [Re: koods]
#21562879 - 04/18/15 10:24 AM (8 years, 11 months ago) |
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koods said: Aren't there any wholesome biblical theme parks with cool rides like the Noah's ark water slide where everyone on earth is killed by God? Your son will love the exodus ride where you have to slaughter a lamb and smear its blood on a door way so he isn't killed in the middle of the night. The stations of the cross ride you can watch some dude get nailed to a cross. Just as much fun as Disney but with a wholesome and positive message.
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Most if not ALL disney movies pretty much have ADULT oriented themes. As you kid you don't realize it but as an adult, you can see it.
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Re: What the FUCK Disneyland [Re: koods] 1
#21564106 - 04/18/15 02:48 PM (8 years, 11 months ago) |
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koods said: Aren't there any wholesome biblical theme parks with cool rides like the Noah's ark water slide where everyone on earth is killed by God? Your son will love the exodus ride where you have to slaughter a lamb and smear its blood on a door way so he isn't killed in the middle of the night. The stations of the cross ride you can watch some dude get nailed to a cross. Just as much fun as Disney but with a wholesome and positive message.
agreed. the whores of Babylon ride was my favorite. they all got destroyed by God, and i was all like YAY!!
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Quote:
Almond Flour said:
Quote:
HalluciNate said: Walt was a mason....
I kid you not dude, sometimes I was starting to.....believe
Examine the following. At the end of the Small World ride there was a sign that said
"Adios"
At first glance its the spanish word for Goodbye, but look closer
"A-DIOS"
Which literally translates to
"To GOD"
However, evidence suggest to me that some of the rides take you
To hell
Like the end of the toad ride. But who wants to go to hell? No one! Thus this leads me to believe they worship the
Dark Lord or Satan
Therefore Im gonna theorize "Dark Lord" from a Disney perspective is God
So what
"Adios" really means is.
"To the Devil"
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