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 Almond Flour
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 Hookers....experiences? 
#21482974 - 03/31/15 11:39 AM (9 years, 18 days ago) |
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What's it like to buy a prostitute and engage in sex with said person? Is it magical? Anyone have experiances?
What were the pros and cons
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Edited by Almond Flour (03/31/15 11:43 AM)
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 Redwood
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Experiences not experiances
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Rebelutionsssss
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Pros- sex
Cons-herpes
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 Re: Hookers....experiances? [Re: Redwood] 6
#21482983 - 03/31/15 11:42 AM (9 years, 18 days ago) |
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Ask Jesus, wasn't his mother a whore.
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Almond Flour
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Re: Hookers....experiances? [Re: Redwood]
#21482985 - 03/31/15 11:42 AM (9 years, 18 days ago) |
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Redwood said:
Experiences not experiances
 still finishing my coffee, let me be
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Gilgamesh18
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Haven't experienced it yet. Maybe one day I will go overseas to Amsterdam and check it out.
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 CHeifM4sterDiezL
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nah nah nah man you dont wanna go there u want to go to the reeperbahn. You cant match the quality of german hookers anywhere else in the world.
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Re: Hookers....experiances? [Re: Gilgamesh18] 2
#21483001 - 03/31/15 11:45 AM (9 years, 18 days ago) |
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Because I am super mature.
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Almond Flour
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Surely SOME ONE will share. No judgement
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The other night I pulled off into a parking lot around 1:30am to send a text (illegal to use phone on the road here). Granted bars close at 2am, I'm maybe 2 blocks from a strip club and it's not the nicest part of town and my windows are halfway down so you could say I might be some kind of target. But I figure a 20 second text ain't a thing real quick. As I'm sending the text, this homeboy walks up to my passenger side window and asks if I'm from lone star. I said, "No man I don't think so."
and he said "Are you sure you're not from lone star??"
and then I said "Nah man I think you got the wrong guy."
and he wandered off.
Not 30 seconds later some chick walks up and tries to get into my car but the door's locked. She starts saying she needs to use my phone charger and keeps trying to open my door. I'm like WTF and I grabbed my pistol because I was a weirded the fuck out now.
So she says that she just wants to show me her pussy. and she walks in front of my car and starts to hike up her skirt and at this time I'm sure I'm about to get robbed, like turn my head and see homeboy with a gun in my face so I tell this chick I'm like, "I respect the hustle but I don't get down with it like that. Good luck though." and I took off out of there pretty quickly.
Will say this, NOT HOT. Like, she looks like she could be cast in a movie as your stereotypical junkie streetwalker. Street urchin fasho.
Looking back it was just a pimp and a ho doing work but at the time I felt like I was being set up.
Pretty much my only experience with hookers. This was like a week or two ago, still fresh lol.
Edited by abltsandwich (03/31/15 11:52 AM)
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Rebelutionsssss
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Quote:
Gilgamesh18 said:
Haven't experienced it yet. Maybe one day I will go overseas to Amsterdam and check it out.
Or you could just order a bad ass escort and save a plane trip. Although Amsterdam is pretty badass even though they don't sell cubes or copelandias anymore  the cannabis is top notch though
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A friend of mine was leaving my apartment, one night, and when he got down to his truck, there was a questionable-looking middle aged woman lurking around the cars in the lot. She approached him and asked him for a ride to the gas station, and he obliged because he's a really sweet guy. On the drive to the gas station, she propositioned him and when he politely turned her down, she got heated and screeched "WHAT'S THE MATTER?! YOU DON'T LIKE MAKING LOVE!??". He dropped her off at her destination and dropped back by to tell me the story. That's the closest encounter I've ever had to a hooker. :P The next morning, my driver side door was ajar and all of my change was gone. That dirty bitch.
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Atreyu
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Re: Hookers....experiances? [Re: p5ych0n4ut]
#21483036 - 03/31/15 11:56 AM (9 years, 18 days ago) |
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p5ych0n4ut said:
A friend of mine was leaving my apartment, one night, and when he got down to his truck, there was a questionable-looking middle aged woman lurking around the cars in the lot. She approached him and asked him for a ride to the gas station, and he obliged because he's a really sweet guy. On the drive to the gas station, she propositioned him and when he politely turned her down, she got heated and screeched "WHAT'S THE MATTER?! YOU DON'T LIKE MAKING LOVE!??". He dropped her off at her destination and dropped back by to tell me the story. That's the closest encounter I've ever had to a hooker. :P The next morning, my driver side door was ajar and all of my change was gone. That dirty bitch.
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Gilgamesh18
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Quote:
Rebelutionsssss said:
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Gilgamesh18 said:
Haven't experienced it yet. Maybe one day I will go overseas to Amsterdam and check it out.
Or you could just order a bad ass escort and save a plane trip. Although Amsterdam is pretty badass even though they don't sell cubes or copelandias anymore the cannabis is top notch though
Prostitution is illegal in the US. I want to not break any laws when I hire my prostitute.
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#21483059 - 03/31/15 12:05 PM (9 years, 18 days ago) |
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if i ever went to vegas id def get a bunch of blow and fuck a high class escort
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Re: Hookers....experiances? [Re: Gilgamesh18] 1
#21483075 - 03/31/15 12:12 PM (9 years, 18 days ago) |
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Gilgamesh18 said:
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Rebelutionsssss said:
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Gilgamesh18 said:
Haven't experienced it yet. Maybe one day I will go overseas to Amsterdam and check it out.
Or you could just order a bad ass escort and save a plane trip. Although Amsterdam is pretty badass even though they don't sell cubes or copelandias anymore the cannabis is top notch though
Prostitution is illegal in the US. I want to not break any laws when I hire my prostitute.
 definitely . ...just a crowd of law caring, society supporting members here at the shroomery
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Almond Flour said:
Surely SOME ONE will share. No judgement
So I was fucked this hooker the other week off backpage you shoulda seen how disgusting this one was almond it was almost unbelieveble but yeh i was on sooo much k at the time that her room was jus going nuts it was llike a vortext or something. but yeh then i jus started smashing her out n kinda whited out n saw like her soul or whatever then i came and bugged out and left. 
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Re: Hookers....experiances? [Re: p5ych0n4ut]
#21483084 - 03/31/15 12:18 PM (9 years, 18 days ago) |
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Just yesterday I had a chick asking for a cig, she was just walking by... She was like 40ish yo and dressed pretty modest, not really dirty or anything so I offered her a ride since I was headed out to get another pack and some food. We drive out shes talking about how she owes her bf $10 for some dumb shit, about how she was all mad at him, how shes just so mad about this and that (smiling the whole time), how she's really thirsty (that reference went over my head initially (it was hot outside) but I had a big hunch the whole interaction that she wanted some dick). I leave her outside the car, bought my cigs and got back to my vehicle and she was talking to some other guy a few cars over, I flag her down and she comes back and breaks it down that she can either go off with that guy and get paid $20 or she'll chill & blow me for $15... I verbally dance around with the idea and she got all fucking excited but I let her off
yeh, prob $40 for a whole night... what a catch
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Quote:
CHeifM4sterDiezL said:
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Almond Flour said:
Surely SOME ONE will share. No judgement
So I was fucked this hooker the other week off backpage you shoulda seen how disgusting this one was almond it was almost unbelieveble but yeh i was on sooo much k at the time that her room was jus going nuts it was llike a vortext or something. but yeh then i jus started smashing her out n kinda whited out n saw like her soul or whatever then i came and bugged out and left.
lie!!!!
who gets boners on K?
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Re: Hookers....experiances? [Re: Bassfreak]
#21483102 - 03/31/15 12:22 PM (9 years, 18 days ago) |
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i can i jus find it hard to nut or stay in my body
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