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Penguin's Road Trip
    #2128699 - 11/22/03 02:03 AM (20 years, 3 months ago)

A penguin is taking a road trip when his car suddenly breaks down. Luckily for him, he finds himself just down the street from a mechanic. He pushes his car to the shop and asks the mechanic to take a look. The mechanic tells him that it will probably take a little while to find the problem and asks him to come back in an hour.

The penguin goes over to the supermarket, buys some frozen fish sticks and some vanilla ice cream for lunch, and spends the rest of the hour hanging out in the frozen foods section.

After the hour is up, he waddles over to the mechanic's shop. Seeing him come in, the mechanic walks over, and wiping his hands on a rag he says, "Looks like you've blown a seal." The penguin blushes, wipes his beak with his flipper and says, "No, it's just vanilla ice cream."


harharhar  :grin:


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Re: Penguin's Road Trip [Re: mntlfngrs]
    #2128760 - 11/22/03 04:32 AM (20 years, 3 months ago)

:grin: now that was great


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Re: Penguin's Road Trip [Re: Phychotron]
    #2128825 - 11/22/03 06:58 AM (20 years, 3 months ago)

Maybe it should read "No, ith jutht vanilla ith cream."


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Re: Penguin's Road Trip [Re: mntlfngrs]
    #2128872 - 11/22/03 07:46 AM (20 years, 3 months ago)

That's some funny shit!

Very good :cool: 


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